Wednesday Incorrect Quotes - Wenclair 2/??
Wenclair fic where the Addams bring Pubert with them for Parents Day and Enid sees Wednesday being like this with Pubert, all while Wednesday is unaware Enid is watching and Enid just falls in love with her even more pls
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When's your wenclair bodyswap au dropping???? :D share a snippet?
It's still gonna take a while I fear, I've been busy with some personal stuff so I wasnt really able to write much of it, sorry for that. I'll get back to it as soon as I can
>:)
national mikey madison day passed last week! hope shes killing it out there and all these movie announcements for her arent an april fools joke i hate yall š
Ok that's the one
VILLANEVE + @wlwyearnbot tweets
#she got it out eventually ALICENT HIGHTOWER & RHAENYRA TARGARYEN HOUSE OF THE DRAGON Season One, Episode Seven ā āDriftmarkā
"b-but that ship is toxic š„ŗš„ŗš„ŗ" would it also be toxic if i lit you on fire right now
Wednesday holds up a bloody denim jacket: Tanaka, taste some of this blood to aid us in identifying the suspect
Yoko: Okay, first, ask me nicer. Second, I don't have to lick it, I can just smell it.
Enid: Wednesday, let me do it. I'm the werewolf.
Yoko: Whats that supposed to mean? You think you can smell blood better than a vampire?
Enid: Bestie, you could be the Queen of the Damned, and I would still sniff it better.
Yoko snatches the jacket out of Wednesday's hands: She didn't ask you, she asked the QUALIFIED blood expert
Enid grabs the sleeve of the jacket: Expert? Ajax gave you cow blood and you didn't even notice!
Yoko: Let go before you vom all over it, light weight
Enid: Don't worry, I'll aim for those Nike knock offs instead
Wednesday watches silently as Enid and Yoko fall to the ground wrestling for the jacket
Divina: Thanks for inviting me, Addams. Wanna Reese's cup?
Yoko: MUTT
Enid: HAG
i want the opening scene of wednesday s2 to be a close up shot of wednesday behind jail bars and her dark monologuing over the scene about how terrible it is she ended up here and then you see a flash light up her face for a second and enid says something to her off camera (āYa Wednesday you definitely look super murderousā) and the shot pulls back and theyāre just doing a tour of alcatraz, enid just took a photo, and she actually is visiting enid like she was asked to
they need to invent a specific word to describe the GRRGHGAHGA RYRURGUGR AURURGRHGR. GGRGGRGRGRHGHAVAGGHRRUGRUGRHRGHRGHRGHR AGHAGHRGHGRHRGHRHA NRURGAHGAHGRHGHR emotion you get when you think about a special interest or hyperfixation too hard. nothing that currently exists gets it
whenever i draw something for a friend i feel oh so mischevious
There really is no feeling quite like discovering a new song that fits your blorbo to a T. Best I can do to convey it is something like
you heard him
Harlow Addams fighting against gender dysphoria one cuddle at a time
most of the fanbase: *shipping war with two female characters over a male character intensifies*
my gay ass: hmm.. two girls.. pretty girls. why girls need man?? girls should kissms,, holde handss,, get marryiedd...
I think a " No Robins" AU would be really cool, because while yes, there's no Batman without Robin, can you IMAGINE the cuteness?
By " no robin" I don't mean the boys (Dick and Jason, but later everyone else) stay home, completely unaware of their Goth rat father fighting crime. They absolutely know he's batman and they ABSOLUTELY want kicks in.
But Bruce won't just let his children dive head first in Gothamās crime pool. So he does what he does best; Pretend.
" B! Are we there yet?"
" Almost. Finish your chocolate milk so Jason can finish his."
" He's always copying me!"
" No I'm not!"
" nO iM nOt, "
Jason kicking his little legs in the child seat? Adorable. "B!"
Bruce is simply blocking this out. He's been driving in circles for two hours and when they finally fall asleep, he takes care of business, gets the robbers tied up, and by the time the boys wake up, he's like,
" You caught them. Good job."
The GCPD has to be useful SOMEHOW, so Gordon and Martinez take them to help look for "evidence." Yes, the evidence happens to be at the park
Even the Rogues are on board? Selina doesn't mind playing hurt when Dick hits her with a "batarang" from the local toy store. She decides to take it over the top and play dead, going limp,
" You killed her!" Jason screeches, because they LIKE Selina,
Bruce, completely calm as Tim pokes a shaking Selina with a stick, " Robin. What have you done."
Naturally, Dick wails, but luckily, she miraculously "comes back to life" and tells them cats really do have 9 lives. " You owe me so many diamonds, baby"
Bruce shrugs, patting Dick on the back, " You owe me therapy money,"
" Tch. Rich prick."
Harley and Ivy "fight" the birds a lot, but it's just Harley complimenting and hyping up Dick's gymnastics while Ivy swings them around with vines like carnival rides,
When Harley's "arrested", she pulls Bruce aside and is like, " Hey, maybe look into ADHD and autism, pretty sure they all have it, "
" Impossible? That's genetic. I have neither."
" ...1) They're adopted. 2) I have some news for you."
Harvey WILL kill Bruce on sight if he ever tells ANYONE he helped Jason and Tim tie him up with jumping cords. It's already bad enough that video of him slipping on bubblegum bombs (deactivated) is viral
" Okay, now three loops and around, -- Jason, that's a cat bridge."
" I'm NOT Jason Mr. Dent!"
" Right, ROBIN, -- can you at least gag this motherf-- this jerk? Jesus, Oswald, what'd you eat, death?"
Oz, tied back to back with Harvey, with marker all over his face, " Your MOTHER. I'M tired, KID, When's your old man coming back?"
" Dad says that if you miss bed time, you explode. Are you gonna explode, Mr. Penguin?"
"... I'm concerned that you're excited about it."
Dick becoming Robin at 10 is so interesting because hey, this is pretty much one of the world's youngest athletes who wanted to kill his parent's murderer with his bare hands.
He's also the same person who stays up too late watching cartoons and most likely falls asleep during fights.
The rogue gallery vs Robin but it's Harley carrying a sleeping Boy Wonder to her hyenas to watch over him in a cuddle nest, Ivy making a thorned protection shed around him, and Harvey covering him with his jacket while they wait for batman to come collect his boy
If he's running after Waylon in the sewers and trips, bruising his knees, Waylon will wait out Batman with him while offering him rat stew, " It's good for growth." Dick politely declines but appreciates the sentiment
Selina bribes him with late night milkshakes and sweet delights and takes him to animal shelters. She sends Bruce 10+ pics of Dick cuddling with homeless kittens,
She watches Batman toe the edge of insanity as his ward throws an Olympic tantrum because he was forbidden from adopting 20 cats and holy hell. This crime life is worth it.
Oswald teaches him to pick pocket and also educates him on bird care. Bruce asks him how his first solo mission's going,
" arrest him??"
Dick sends him a snap chat of a bird eating seeds from his hand like, " I can't the little guys are eating"
Mr. Freeze helps Dick with his physics homework while Bruce is quite literally on ice. He gets sick and can't patrol because it'd be irresponsible, but Dick is just having fun with the sirens
" Fun" means tying the Joker up like a pinata and beating the hell out of him while wearing a peach and mint facemask
Alicent shitposting pt.18
oh to fly with you on dragon back, see the great wonders across the Narrow Sea (and eat only cake)
twt
Alicent shitposting pt.20
My friends are tired of me i swear
Its like 50/50, they be thinking ik her and we dating š¤
I talk abt mikey as if shes my long lost lover that went 2 war or something
House of the Dragon + text posts and stuff
(insp.)
MAMAMOO+
GGBB
TEASER
jasonās prison adventures part 3
now what lol
thereās something about women covered in blood that i just canāt explain-