It Sucks So Fucking Hard That We Don't Have Mushrooms The Size Of Trees And Shit

I wanna do one of those “if you’re lgbt put your orientation, sign and favorite tool in the tags” but I know most of The Gays have never touched a tool on their life. I’ll be left with 15 lesbians, one gay dude and a handful of bisexuals and they better all be tagging screwdrivers

He called the priest "doc" like he's Bugs Bunny

I have the biggest headache ever and all i can think of is this clip of jerma saying “father forgive me for i have a headache” and him calling the confessional a kissing booth

This

If monsters went to stores (scenarios suggested by twitter😅)

Mizustune: Bath and Body works

Valstrax: Hobby Lobby looking at model planes

Gaismagorm: buying clothes at the soup store

Nergigante: Waffle House

XenoJiiva: kids corner waiting for mama Safii

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It should 100% be illegal for companies to make you give them your payment information when you sign up for a free trial version of their product. It is not necessary and there is no good fucking reason for them to do it. It’s blatantly just so they can steal forgetful customers’ money.