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PT. 2, uhh yeah from thus post.

Hello! I saw your posters and they are awesome! Are you making ones with BLU team as well?

HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS????

Thank you so much!! I’m planning on making some strictly BLU team posters, but I do have a couple under the cut already made with some BLU members :] I just like the color red

My Blue Blood

Science Party

Blu Spy is in the back!!

He’s blue; IT COUNTS I SWEAR

My oc Vernon

Femswap

Yip yap yap yap yip

I open requests once again!

I have some free time till the end of this week, so don't be shy to send a request to my ask box!

Just read in pinned comment more details please. Thank you 👍

Mr. Mundyyyy 🫶

other mercs (so far) under the cut

Spy

bad eyesight (Sniper)

ok so my friend (who doesn’t know tf2 at all) saw a picture of Sniper and said to me “hey his sunglasses are prescription! they fade in the dark” and i can’t get over it. so now im obsessed with bad eyesight Sniper. anyway here’s some headcanons then

SO EMBARRASSED ABOUT HIS POOR EYESIGHT. Sniper was so embarrassed about needing glasses that he got prescription sunglasses so nobody would know.

he tried on regular glasses, but he thought that they made him look so nerdy he threw them off and didn’t look back.

the only person who knows about his poor eyesight (other than his parents), is Spy. Spy had thieved the marksman’s sunglasses to inspect them, and noticed the extremely thick lenses of them.

enenebrbbrbrbejwkwowpnrnrrb poor eyesight Sniper

🪐 Spacecore moodboard ⭐

I SIMPLY AM NOT DONE WITH THEM! THE BLU TEAM AND LOVE.

scout: ultra mega cringelord loser. he is literally bragging about you to anyone who will listen. teammates while they’re taking enemy fire, the enemy team while he is actively shooting them, pauling when she calls for an update on a solo mission; hell, he’ll call hale’s secretary and gab all day if he can. everyone is wondering where he is finding the time between jerking his own ego off and dying on the field. there comes a point they genuinely just don’t think you exist. there is no way this dweeb had enough social wits for anyone to be willing to tolerate him for an extended period of time. objectively the safest merc to be in a relationship with, because he has convinced everyone by being so extremely overbearing, and oversharing literally every detail of your life to them, that if they wanted to they could verify your existence in seconds. but they just don’t believe him. they’re not even willing to give him the respect to see if he’s telling the truth. loves going on dates! thoroughly enjoys a roller rink date, a drive in theatre date, a walk in the park, he’ll do any and everything with you! and then turn around and tell the team exactly what you did, exactly what you said, and your exact stance on every single one of them. they are going to implode if they ever find out you’re real.

soldier: jane doe is honestly… such a cool guy when he’s in love and loved by others. casual is finally a mode he can enter. it’s like a secret unlockable where he takes off his helmet and goes from soldier to jane doe. he’s quite funny! shockingly, a solid contender for the most Normal partner of the bunch. you get a date and he gets handsome for you twice a month or so, small gifts, usually bullet, battle, or america themed. likes bringing you the enemy scout’s dog tags. it’s more like his own little counter for how often he can get that scrawny twat every time he adds to it. always, always gets you flowers. he doesn’t arrange them, but he can get his spy to with a nice enough tone, and maybe some money. likes to take you to the lake. he’s not particularly needy as long as you seem satisfied. every once in a while he might ask you to join him on an odds and ends mission, but you have to stay in the car. he doesn’t know what he’d do to himself if something happened to you. but he likes to have you around! it’s almost like a test. the job is a big part of his life, so he needs someone who can handle it.

pyro: every day that pyro can wake up and look themselves in the mirror and say they are loved and then someone can immediately back that up with “that’s true, because i love you” is a day pyro will shed many, many tears. pyro did not ever think there could possibly be a day they could look at the mirror and say they are loved and actually mean it. actually be telling the truth. they were enough to be loved. they are enough to be loved. by someone other than themselves. they hug you tightly. they never leave your side. they genuinely couldn’t imagine it. they would cut their own arms off before they refused to hold you. they would cut their own legs off before it meant they couldn’t come to you when you call for them. and they are just so thankful. thankful for the opportunity, thankful for your company, thankful to be alive and breathing air in the same general location as you. every step was worth it. every ache was worth it. every bitter day and lonely night was worth these precious moments.

demo: he’s so certain this is closest he will ever get to feeling complete. he doesn’t feel an urge to drink as much, and for a while he is… a less than stellar man. and he will resent himself for the fact he didn’t do this before he met you until he is dead and buried in the ground. he may disappear for a while on a path to… less frequent states of drunk. and when he gets where he wants to be for you, he comes back the same, yet different. dedicated, and domesticated. still humorous, still intense, still wildly entertaining to engage in a lengthy conversation with and still a terrible person to involve in an already bad plan. but he has long term plans for what feels like the first time… ever. he feels like he’s got a reason to be something greater than great. instead of feeling like he’s in a rat race. there’s a point to the money. there’s a point to the fight. and the most important part, there’s a reason to stop this war.

heavy: he is in an almost constant panic. you might as well not exist to him in public. and it does you best to do him the same. the less you interact where people can see, the better it is, because when you’re alone… he’s sickeningly sweet. he won’t leave you be. he will eat what you leave, he will watch what you watch, do what you want to do, tend to you, care for you, proclaim his unfettered devotion… inside the house. and ignore you in public. there is a gnawing fear mikhail has, that he can’t place the origin of, that at any moment he will lose everything he’s ever cared for. and he’s okay if all he loses is guns, and objectives, and money, and himself. regularly. but the idea of losing others can send him into a spiral. and he gets so mad because it only takes a second. a moment of weakness, one instance of him dropping the ball and he will turn around and everything he cares for is gone. he is cruelly reminded on a daily basis. it costs him his teammates’ lives. and he chooses to not care about them, because otherwise he would quit this job. he understands the wall he is to the people who dare risk relying on him. he cannot handle any more responsibility than he has already taken. but for the right person… he just wouldn’t be able to help himself. the social control he exercises becomes a fountain to you. take from it when you need. use who you must. he will be there to ensure your success.

engineer: are you ready to meet the man with the biggest dick energy. he just exudes cool calm collection. it is like every question he ever had is answered. he knows the world is good because you are in it. he knows he is good because he is loved. because you love him. and he knows he is good because he loves you, too. he is not a fool in love. he takes his responsibilities as your partner seriously. you will never want for anything. you will never need anything. and he just blossoms. confident, motivated, inspired, some could even call him cocky. but he’s not cocky. he’s just loved. and he’s a man in love. a provider and a friend. a shoulder to cry on. and much more vulnerable. actually willing to talk about why he has the views he does. conversations are much more common. and he likes to show you off. anything he can find to brag about you, he will. it really does annoy the rest of the team. they didn’t realize there was a time they would miss the silence the man provided. but confident dell takes that confidence everywhere. and that includes the battlefield. gets downright stupid out there sometimes. he feels like a teenager again.

medic: love hits the doctor like a goose hits an airplane engine: faster than he can mentally register. it is an epiphany in the middle of the night, it is consuming him, it is a bad idea, and it will kill him before he can let it go. he can’t let it go. he finds himself too… light. too “happy”. too considerate. none of these things ever come across to you. he really doesn’t seem to change unless you know him. his syntax changes. he picks positively coded synonyms when he would otherwise use a neutral or negative leaning term. he’s a little more open to taking a break, or setting things off. his face softens, he relaxes. he feels good, and it doesn’t take work to get there. he just feels… okay. and everything is okay. hesitantly touchy. he social distances himself away from you, and over the course of ten or so minutes eventually you’ll feel the shuffle of fabric as he has crept his way to your side. then you feel the weight of his head on you. he will not move from there. tight hand holder, chronic sleeper. don’t ask this man to watch a movie with you; that’s asking him to take a nap. face buried in your neck, or your chest, or your lap. when he’s bold, he’s a hard biter. he loves to make you screech. it’s funny to him when you try to push him off, but he’s quick to retreat. you’re just fascinating to him.

sniper: ohhhhohoho, he likes you! this is also when you realize snipes is… kind of a loser. he gets a little big for his britches. starts calling you his “main thing” when you’re his only thing past work. makes crude, awkward, and sometimes incredibly funny jokes. but usually you’re now getting what are his absolute worst jokes. he’s testing them. seeing which ones land. big, dopey smiles under the hat. plays unnecessarily cool in public. yeah, you’re his partner. his mate, even. get it? he’s nudging your shoulder as he says this, by the way. he cannot play cool long because he is an absolute nitwit. and he gets one look at you and he can’t help the grin spreading across his face. he’s almost waiting for the rug to be pulled from underneath him. he’s waiting for you to leave. he’s pretty confident you won’t though. he thoroughly stresses himself about your death, and when it will occur. it’s like a quarterly occurrence, on a bad day in battle, that he will come to you, and he’ll almost be mean. and if you call him out on it, eventually he will break down on you. tell you about what he does for a job. and he can’t stop thinking about it. if something happens to you, you won’t come back. he doesn’t even know how long he will keep coming back. there’s a real chance he just doesn’t, because he doesn’t know. is he even himself when he comes back? when he gets it all out, he feels a little better. he holds you tighter. he really doesn’t want to let you go.

spy: stupid, desperate, hopeless romantic. and a chronic homemaker. if a beautiful wealthy older person approached him and said he’d never have to work a day in his life and he’s at the top of the will nobody would ever see this man again. all he wants to do is cook, clean, and care for a kid or two. or four. or none! what matters is if you give this man the option he is more than happy to let you be the breadwinner. he will still dress to the nines. breakfast, lunch, dinner, snacks, bath drawn when you’re off work. you don’t even realize you have laundry half the time because spy gets it done. and when he deems his work done, he will join you shortly. you will never have to lift a finger to do anything more than get your ass up and go to work. the home will never be a responsibility you have to worry about. he is screaming to the night sky for someone to turn him into a trophy husband. he’ll feed the animals. walk the dog. clean the toilet with his personal toothbrush. please god someone come get him so he can quit this job.

I got one last request in my askbox! Gonna finish it, it's gonna be long one too because gosh I love this idea a lot! ✨️🙌

So, mini thing I want to say, I wanna make my own tf2 fic! I was super inspired by many amazing writers here, especially from one Fic that is just PEEK

Super happy to announce that I am joining this and making something simple. When it will happen? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh- Y E S.

I will announce it ofc! Just uh, need to do some stuff before that 😅

💙BLU Scout's ma moodboard 👠

It 5 am. I couldn't sleep. I was awake all night. My chest hurt, i felt my heart stopping and my chest filling up with anxiety as I was laying down. That's all i did. I was just closing my eyes ready to sleep when suddenly, hole in my chest, weird pinching. It was like panic attack but....for no reason. I haven't watched anything scary or sad before going to sleep. Just reading some fluff and then....it happend. I realized i forgot my medicine. I take it once a month, a pill that helps me regulate well- that. Weird........

I don't even know what to call it. Anxiety attacks? Panic attacks? Heart attacks? At this point....I don't know. It's like a black hole just showing up in my chest....I walk around my house to me it go away. I walked for 2 hours. Nothing. So i watched funny videos to take my attention off of it. Helped a bit. Still felt...tried. I again walked around, another hour. 2 rooms and corridor. My room, corridor and bathroom over and over. Just....walking to feel calmer. Even now i don't lay down. I just sit up and try to listen to birds that started to chirp outside. Yes it's that early. Almost 6 am. I wanted to make a fnaf joke, that i survived the night heh. Stil.... I hate when it happends. Guess that all those worries needs to come out after all. My hand shakes. The left one only. Right one is just tried. I want to lay down and try fall asleep again. My chest still squeezes. Eh. It's literally almost 6 am guys it's a post i will probably delete so...just letting know i feel not okey. Not like i am dying just.... I wish it just stopped and let me rest.

Sniper being sexy and yapping

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HUH WHO SAID THAT??

I think I will change name of this blog on my Ao3 nickname or make new one. Current name is too similar to my other blog and I want those two separated.

LETS TALK BATTLE STRATEGIES

scout: left flanker. his sole job is to occupy the spy whenever he catches him, and to never let up unless he is dead. this was a lot harder in the beginning. scout has since learned many of spy's dirty tricks to more effectively use them against the man. it is now a rare day that the red spy can just absolutely demolish scout, unless he is simply having a horrible day. their deaths are normally equal to each other, but when they aren't the "winner" will hold it over the other's head come the end of day.

soldier: roamer. a career opportunist, he will annihilate anything that is even remotely out of position with little care as to who it is. that is, when he's actually doing his job on the field. i digress. uses the freedom he has in his position on the field to go where he is most needed via rocket jump. the red team simply cannot afford to not look up if the soldier is on the field or they will die to him more than they want to admit. sometimes he will place himself on the front lines, but not for long. just long enough to take out the biggest threat.

pyro: permanently on the front lines. pyro will never leave the point, the payload, or whoever's carrying intel. they will stay exactly there and do everything they can to defend the team's standing until the time runs out. will only use the phlog if they know the doctor will be spread thin, otherwise they are a savant with the air blast and usually can't risk the team's success running a different flamethrower. normally, because pyro situates themselves on the front lines, the doctor is generous with the medigun for them, but pyro is always operating with the knowledge that the doctor will leave them to die if it gets too choppy on the front lines.

demo: demo will follow one of the two flankers as backup. he prefers to follow scout, because scout makes lovely bait to take out a solid chunk of the red team with. and it's like they forget this little trick every time they pull it. demo also enjoys tossing the bostonian a bomb or two to hit with his bat. he forgets how accurate the kid is with spheres. it's quite humorous in the moment, but the humor of it will pull him out of his focus and generally get him killed. but they won't get him again that way, because that's when he will go back spy up. and his only job for spy is to cause as big of a distraction as possible so spy can slip behind them and start racking up the bodies.

heavy: it is rare that you will find heavy not on the front lines, usually directly behind pyro and the doctor. as long as they are not having to concern themselves with intel, this trio's job is to stay directly on the point or directly beside the payload and push it as absolutely far as they can before they die. but, when he does die, and is having to make the grueling trip back to the point or the payload, if engineer didn't already move the teleporter in a more convenient location, then he will absolutely take out anyone on the enemy team who's getting a little too brave and a little too close to their spawn room. targets the red medic because he thinks it’s funny.

engineer: dell will never say he is an aggressive fighter, because that would make him a big fat liar. he will always be solidly located on the backlines, surrounded by his machines. and the spy hardly makes it that far back anymore to give him any real grief. however, the moment he gets too big for his britches that red spy is entirely too good at catching him off guard, and he ends up having to start from square one far too late into the round. he has learned that he will probably never be what the red team calls his counterpart-- a "battle engineer". frankly, he doesn't want to be, either.

medic: the doctor will always be sandwiched between his power classes, keeping them both alive for as long as possible, but not without getting his own damage in. takes damage output seriously when it comes to his quota. uses his patients’ bodies as cover to fire his own shots. confident in his melee ability, and cocky about his finesse. this does usually lead to him overestimating his own ability and getting caught where he shouldn’t be; and his team is never happy to have to get him out of dodge. the sheepish grin he offers is grating when he’s caught not doing his job.

sniper: there is not much variation in his job. he goes somewhere, preferably out of plain sight, he shoots the rifle, he tries not to die to the spook or a stray shot; and he takes out the enemy sniper when he’s becoming a nuisance to the team. all of these things been a lot easier since scout was put on spy duty, so now he feels like he can do what he’s meant to do— shoot moving targets from far away. and he’s never sure how this happens, but somehow he can and will attract half of his team to his exact location. it brings a lot of chaos to his immediate vicinity and he can’t focus, so he moves. and they follow. eventually he gives up.

spy: right flanker, but he will take an opportunity to sew chaos in the heat of the firefight. never stays in the heat of battle long, particularly when it comes to grabbing intelligence, which is where he feels his skills shine, but if he’s slipping by and a member of the red team isn’t paying attention… yeah he’ll get a quick backstab. grab a headshot where he can, let the team deal with the fallout as he continues to move. targets the red medic because he hates him. the doctor doesn’t leave the battlefield with his head attached very often if he’s a number on spy’s quota.

I can't. I just can't watch peoples Sniper artwork. I DON'T FEEL WORTHY SEEING THEM!! YOU GUYS DRAW HIM SO GOOD!!! HE LOOKS AMAZING!!! THEY JUST ARE TOO MAGNIFICENT!!! AND I GET TO SEE IT??? FOR FREE?????? AUGH!!!

Hello bestie

sniper MARRIAGE headcanons?????

¿por favor 🥺?

[*sigh* How could I NOT do it 🤌]

TF2 Sniper x Reader Marriage headcanons [romantic]:

> Marriage is important thing. It shows how two people love and trust each other deeply, caring about another, knowing their partner, loving them for perfections and imperfections. And it was something Sniper value.

> For Sniper marriage is a HUGE step. You'd have to date him for... 5-6 years to even think about something like that. Luckily for you, you are someone special for Sniper, who was happiest man on earth when wedding happend

> At first he would be kinda nervous, maybe even anxious about it. It is a huge step after all, and he didn't wanted to fall into canyon making it. He might even regret it. Not that he doesn't love you, but in a way that something might change, and he prefers when things...stay the same.

> He is going to wake up before you do, occasionally make you something before he heads over to work. It won't be anything fancy, nah. Something easy, simple and fast to make, but he puts a lot of work into it, he cooks you something that is probably much better than 5 minute microwave garbage.

> He plans a date for your once a month, to spend proper time with you alone, far away from people. He just wants to be with you and only you.

> He will be much more comfortable with taking his clothes off around you, and show you his scars. Around you he feels....free and With you, he doesn't have to look behind his back every second, he doesn't have to be fully focused, stressed all the time. With you, he can lie back on the bed, close his eyes and relax

> You two gonna have your own inside joke or tradition, like you taking his hat so he has to kiss you to get it back

> Low voice sneak attacks! Oh he knowsss you love his voice. If you are doing anything, from cleaning to reading a book, he will lean over your shoulder and in a quiet voice tell you about his day. It feels more personal to him when he can tell you about his thoughts when he is this close to you

> Nicknames my dear, you wil gain more of them for sure!

> People told him how his smile is "creppy" or "weird" , it's a reason why he doesn't smile to people with his teeth, but around you, he just can't help but but to turn his frown upside down

> This man would fucking die for you or throw himself at a crocodile with nothing more than a razor blade and a piece of chicken. He wants you to feel safe around him, knowing that no matter what happens he will be with you.... while aiming a sniper rifle at anyone who even breaths at you wrong.

> He observed his parents when he was little, he watched how they laughe, argue, scream, cry and love each other for many years. He sometimes thought what would it be like to be someone's someone, now he does... thanks to you.

Magma w/ the pals!!!

Funny how everyone was afraid of being an imposter among the cool artists while in fact you all are cool and talented, guys!!!!

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With @/homkamiro, @/nightly-headache, @/slimsnipes, @/gentlesurgeryenjoyer, @/nibadannn, @/doncdesole (twt)

I'm the anon who requested the sniper spidey-sense fic, and let me just say

GENUINE ART

I am absolutely in love with the fic. I've read it twice now

Just-

JSOAKJAOXDJSNANO

I need that gangly mf

Literally tysm for writing it- I'm such a loser over that crocodile dundee parody

I am happy you enjoyed it! 🤍

Without you, it wouldn't exist. It was a fun idea and I had a lot of fun writing this one

Hehe, can't blame you! Sniper is an amazing character!

Thank you for such kind words dear anon, I appreciate it 🫰✨️

Opening requests again!

Remember to read about what I can write before sending one. Give me your ideas people, I wanna hear them, platonic, romantic or completely goofy ✌️✨️

I had this idea and I NEED to get it out

Ofc feel free to ignore this tho

Sniper x gn other team reader who seems to always figure out where he is. It's like they have this weird spidey sense type thing. Like, they'll look directly into his scope or fire a warning shot next to him when he hasn't seen them yet.

Maybe they've even sniped him once with like a handgun or something cuz he pissed them off

Like I can imagine how much of a loop it would throw him through

Also, if he could be a pining loser, that would be great

Ooh also what if he also noticed how they're particularly brutal with the rest of his team but not him (examples above) because they have a soft spot for / crush on him too

[I can't express how MUCH I love this idea! Thank you for this ask it was fun to write it! Have fun reading!]

Warning shots

◇ TF2 Sniper x GN!Reader [crush]

Badlands, where setting sun gives you third degree burns and gravel is treated like gold, a place where lays control point, ready to be taken over by one of the two teams, and belive when I say, it is no easy thing to do. The point was active for some time now, but no one on the teams managed to get it before they were shot down, dying in their own pool of blood and coming back to life, trying all over again.

Meanwhile Sniper was on his was to changes places to confuse his opponents, firing from high place, his scope scanning the corners and waiting for some idiot to take a peek and find themselves with a bullet in their skull.

Another warning shoot. This time bullet made a hole in his hat. Bugger. How?? He just got here! He didn't even fired his weapon! What kind of six sense bullshit is this! Alright, alright... there is no time to think about it, he has a job that needs to be done. Again, he decided to change his position, walking to the comple opposite side of the war zone.

"Steady... Steady..." Sniper mumbled to himself while aiming at the enemy Heavy's head. Then BAM, bullet hit, creating hole in wooden plank next to his head. Sniper moved away from the window, completely caught off guard. He was sure it was a good spot and none one will be able to find him this quickly ! No matter. He decided to change his position, it was not a good idea to try to shoot again from the same spot when someone knew he was there. He passed Engineer's nest and found for himself better spot to try again. He aimed carefully, grinned when dot from his scope pointed on Medic's head and-...

Bang!

He found much better spot this time, far away from the control point but close enough for him to land every shoot. Finally, he can continue his job without any surprises. Sniper looked through his scope and noticed- You. He was ready to pull the trigger when suddenly you turned your head to the left and looked directly at him. Sniper felt weird tingle on his neck. Did...Did you noticed him? No... it's impossible, he is too far away! But there you were, staring directly into his scope, completely aware of his current position. Were you the one who knew where he had always been? His eyebrows knit together, as he was aiming at your head, but you were quicker and pullet trigger on your handgun, shooting Sniper right into the shoulder three times.

Sniper did the only reasonable thing, which was running away to find the closests med kit. As he was runing he thought about....this. This weird treatment you were giving him. Besides Pyro and Solider you are one of the most violent mercenary on your team, always finishing your targets in the most brutal and extreme way possible, and yet you, of all people, were giving him warning shoots! Twice ! It was....strange...

This situation for you two was a tradition at this point. Whenever Sniper was trying to shoot someone down, you were there to send your bullet ricochet next to him, suddenly shout "Sniper ahead!!" and let rest of your team know he is watching. Or you'll turn around and stare at him as if you were saying "I always know where you are."

It annoyed him. His ego was damaged now, because of you and your stupid abnormal senses. Only times he could get a kill at this point was when you were respawning or when enemy Spy failed to backstab him. Was he even allowed to call himself a professional now?? You were now his biggest priority on the battlefield, he was constantly waiting for you to show up just to land a shoot on you. Not even to kill you, even a simple bruse was enough for him. It trapped him into a tunel vision that resulted in him dying several times to the rest of your team.

Well.

Sniper was aiming at respawn machine, waiting for you to come out. He didn't even hear footsteps creeping up behind him. He only realized someone was behind him when he was pulled by the shoulder, and pinned against the wall by- you!

How-

When-

Looks like Sniper forgot that this respawn had two exits. You were holding him for...quite a while not. Both of you stared at each other, not moving an inch.

...

...

...

...

This was akward.

....what the bloody hell was that?!

Sniper felt sweat on his eyebrows and how his face is getting warmer from the embarrassed. You smirked before letting him go and you-

Just-

Walked away...

He should be dead! But you just decided to spare him? Why??? And that look on your face... He always saw you stare at him, but only now he saw your eyes up close...they looked... surprisingly pleasant to look at.

Now you're stuck in his head. Constantly teasing each other with shots and looks. Sniper felt better, knowing he wouldn't be butchered by you like the rest of his team. Was he this special? Were you...special to him? Each thought about you made his cheeks shine in pink and clouded mind with this weird soft feeling. But don't think only he did! Ha! Come on, it was obvious you have soft spot for this Australian man. It was not hard to miss when you shredded enemy team like nothing, and only Sniper was able to somehow "Get away" or just "Suddenly disappeared". The tingling, almost spider like sense made you detect him like on radar, which was the reason why you found it so hard to not think about him.

You two found a reeallllly interesting way to flirt with each other heh.

can u do TF2 headcanon for a male! Reader who was around Scout when they were in secondary school but has now transitioned (ftm) . The reader looks nothing like how Scout saw him in secondary school , reader is now muscular , dresses in black & other dark colors as well as having LONG curly hair. thanku

TF2 Scout reunion with reader who was a friend in his past Headcanons [platonic]

[ Male Trans! FTM Reader 🏳️‍⚧️]

> You and Scout go way back. You remember how you met the guy, he was the most energetic in the class, always having the best ideas on what games you two should play or was the one constantly talking and braggin about himself or his Mom

> But as I said it was a ling time ago. Many things changed not only about you but about him

> You got yourself job at Mann.co, and you were assigned to RED Team, where the best of the best and crazy of the most crazy people on this planet were assigned

> You meet everyone one by one, from support to defence. Later you were supposed to meet up with last 9th member of the team, and surprise surprise, it was him

> It took you some time to realise that this, this is Jeremy! You were so happy to meet him, but for him you were a new person now

> At first he didn't believe you at all. "Sorry man but I do not know ya. You must have mistaken me for someone else", only after telling him things only he should know, he finally connected the dots

> "Woah! Wait weren't you chick before?" Straight to the point question. I mean can you blame him? You look completely deferent now! From style that is mostly black to your long curly hair

> I don't think he would even care if you are a dude or not. He would be confused and probably you'd have to explain this to him over and over again before he finnaly understands your story and point of view

> Just like in past you two have fun doing anything really! From games to capturing the enemy plans!

> He 100% challenges you on arm wrestling after seeing your muscles "Come on! I wanna beat you already!" He says. Later he drinks his bonk embarrassed when you beat him

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From anon: How would Mercs make up for argument with s/o?

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TF2 Mercs apologising s/o after an argument- [platonic, romantic]

Mercenaries: Scout, Solider, Sniper and Heavy

Scout:

> I view Scout as type of person that would walk around angry for some time, then feel more and more horrible with each moment, soon feeling uncontrollably guilty for this fight

> He is trying to apologise normally, just walks up to you and says he is sorry. It depends on you if you accept it or not

> If you do, then you just made him feel lighter instantly. He is proposing to get a bucket of chicken for you, of course he is paying (this time)

> But if you choose to not forgive him right away, he won't leave you alone. Expect him to give you occasional gifts for absolutely no reason whatsoever

> Finnaly when you decide to forgive him, Scout is going to shrug it off, trying to stay cool "Ha! YEAH! Of course you forgive me!", later someone saw him dancing victory dance in respawn room.

> If you are his partner, expect him to be more clingy, wanting your forgiveness above everything. Like previously he is going to follow you around. If you decide to forgive him right away, kiss on lips is enough to assure him that you are not mad

> Hug. Just give him assuring big long hug and of course a kiss. All he wants to know is that you are not mad at him. He won't let you go for a long while. After long and repetitive apology all he wants is to lay down with you on a couch and cuddle. "I am sorry" he says while giving you flowers the next day

> But oh... if you feel like you can't forgive him right away, he is going to DROWN in guilt. This man is going to do anything to just hear you are not mad at him. His mind will twist, worring if you find him annoying, if you don't love him, maybe he is not enough, that it was his fault-

Solider:

> I think he wouldn't be bother by an argument for a while unless he sees you are really hurt by it. If you choose not talk to him, avoid him and even ignore him talking, eventually he will connect the dots.

> "Maggot I- .... am.....". He is not good with apology " I FULLY AGGRE THAT MY ACTIONS WERE AN ACT OF DISHONOR TO MY FELLOW AMERICAN COMERAD! (Just- let him think you are one if you are not-) AND FOR THIS I APOLOGIZE. WILL YOU ACCEPT IT?!" He saluts waiting for your answer

> Salut back saying you do, he giggle loudly before patting his hand on your back.

> If you choose not to he will just nod and walk away. Later you'll find him talking to himself while staring into a mirror, saying shameful things to himself

> Apologising to you is his first priority now. He won't give you a lot of gifts, instead he is going to complement you from time to time "Good work Maggot!", "Only you could do it!"

> His ultimate way of sayin sorry is to suggest do to something in return to help you feel better. He is a roommate with a wizard after all! When you feel like you can accept his apology he will scream loudly, happy to accomplish his task and make you feel better

> If you are his partner, be ready for non-stop sorry's, and walking two steps behind you. He is a honest man and wants nothing more than give you love you deserve. There is no way he is leaving you feeling horrible, especially if that was his fault!

> Forgive him and be swarm with love and affection. Later you'll find him covered in honey (and naked) to show you he loves you. Oh boy find him a towel!

Sniper:

> After argument he is not going to talk to you for a long while. He doesn't need conflict or disagreement. It is going to bother him that you felt sad because of him. What can he do now?

> His way of apology is to tell you he is sorry straight away, somewhere privately. He'll tell you his side of the story and listen to yours carefully.

> Forgive him, and he'll nod, tiping his hat to you. Invites you to come with him to target practice or simple beer.

> Choose not too and you won’t see him for a longnwhile. He is going to purposely ignore you. His way of thinking is that if you won't forgive him, that means you don't want to do anything with him anymore. You hate him. You wish you weren't in his presence at all. This is how he sees it at least.

> You must be the one in this situation to break the cycle and talk to him. You just made him feel more guilty when you asked, why is he ignoring you. Expect long detailed apology and maybe small gift he made himself for you.

> When you finally forgive him, you see his hanging around you more often, asking you for help with things and simply spending time with you having a lot of fun

> As his romantical partner you just made his worries jump from 80% to 300%-

> You are going to be his first real and serious relationship he probably will ever be. He isn't sure what to do for couple days. All he wants is give you worthy apology.

> He'll spend days preparing perfect gift for you maybe even getting something you wish to get for a long time but it wasn't avaliable for you before. Come on...this have to work.

> Sniper is going to invite you somewhere private, away from prying eyes. First gift, then long, full of guilt apology. He just wants to say he loves you and wants to be sure you love him too.

> Im that situation hold his hand the whole time and end conversation with ha hug, when you accept his apology. This is all what he wanted to hear. Asks if you can spend time with him alone... he just wants to hold you

Heavy:

> Goes to apologise to you not longer than hour later after an argument. He may be big and scary but he doesn't want to stay in conflict with his teammates (Maybe besides Solider-)

> He brings gift in form of food he made by himself. He will sit with you by the table and give you proper apology.

> Take a piece of what he made and smile says you forgive him. He'll smile and enjoy nice meal with you, talking, as if there was no argument in the first place

> If you decide to take your time and don't forgive him right away Heavy is going to accept it with slow, a bit sad nod. Of course he still wants you to try some of the food he made, he made it for you after all! Even if you don't fell like you can forgive him yet

> Much later Heavy's way of trying to make you forgive him is to be there for you when you need him. Need something? He'll get it. He wants ti gain your respect before asking for forgiveness once again

> When he feels you are ready to talk again, Heavy will take you on, one on one conversation, asking if you wish to forgive him. Say yes and you are going to see the biggest and brightest smile on his face you have ever seen.

> If you are his lover he is not going to rest until you forgive him. He values trust and that you can find comfort in your other half and it makes his feel guilty you can find that in him after the fight.

> This is his task now. You can see him make you breakfast everyday (your favourite ofc), if you need or look for something he will give you it without a word. He wants to be there for you, and let you know he is going to be no matter what.

> Finnaly he'll sit next to you on couch and lay his hand on yours, looking down at you in questionable look, asking if it's alright with you. If you nod he'll pick you up, put you down on his lap and give you the biggest and coziest bear hug in history. He is happy you can feel safe with him and that you forgive him. Sorry you are staying in those big arms for a while

𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐘 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒 💌

Platonic, romantic, love with deferent or same gender, no matter! It is day of LOVE! Spend it with those who you care about

Hi. I want to make a suggestion: Their s/o goes completely missing. How does the mercs react?

If not all mercs, van I suggest Sniper, Soldier and Engineer?

TF2 Mercs reacting to s/o going missing - [platonic, romantic]

Mercenaries: (Sorry I didn't do all of them): Scout, Solider, Sniper, Spy and Engineer

Scout:

> Scout is the first one to notice your absence. He walks around the base looking for his bud but when unsuccessful his first thought will be "Ah, they probably went on a mission or something" and goes back to continue his activities

> When some time passes Scout starts to worry. Sure he could understand that some contracts are hard to finish but everyone were always back before day ends. And you are still not back.

> He can't stand it and decides to look around the base trying to find you. Unsuccessful after his research Scout is getting more worried

> I imagine him runing around from room to room, asking some guys about you only to hear that you still aren't back. Oh boy where are you?

> His reaction that you are missing next day fills him with worry. Why? How?! Where are they?! Why did they disappeared??

> First one to volunteer to look for you

> If you are his partner or if you have crush on each other be ready to be swarm with hugs and worried fast talk after this

> After you are found his first reaction is to put his arms around your shoulders and ask milion questions. Where were you, etc. Now he won't leave you for a whole week. "What? Noooo I wasn't worried about you, but don't disappear like that!" won't admit it but he missed you. A lot.

Solider:

> He won't see your absence at first, it will take some time for him to realize there was supposed to be 10 and not 9 people around

> He will shrug it off thinking you are just away

> He is going to find out you are missing only when someone points out your absence to him in person

> "SHALL KNOW NO FEAR MAGGOT!! MISSING WILL BE FOUND!!" He screams out loud, while running to the next room to look for you

> Alright.... it's been some time now. Where are you?... He is going to miss you buddy. He cares for his team, and is actually worried.

> When you are found he will lecture you how to not get kidnapped or lost again. That especially applies if you are his partner (you won't escape crushing night cuddles)

> Give him love, he missed you a lot, even if he doesn't show it

Sniper:

> He notices your absence after a while. Does it make him worry about you? Nope. He is going to come back to him van or practice his sniping skills not thinking about your disappearance too much. You all have a lot of work to do after all

> Hours will pass before he finnaly decides to look for you. Just to see where you are so he wouldn't have to think about it anymore

> When checking your most visited spots don't bring him any luck he'll ask some of teammembers about you.

> When it brings no luck he decides to look for you on his own. Come on.... where are you mate.

> After you are back safe and sound expect him to be not far away from you for.... three or more days, watching you from far away. Just to be sure you won't disappear without a word.

>If you are in relationship with him, he won't show any signs of beeing worried, but privately he'll give you a hug, or hold your hands close to his face

> He missed you... and he is glad you are back

Spy:

> He know you are missing before anyone does.

> He know his teammates well, from their activities to schedules and habits. He is a Spy after all, his job is to mimic people.

>When you are not doing something that according to his observation, you were supposed to do, he is going to look for you (invisible of course)

> Strange.... you are not here... not in your favourite spot... not around your favourite people. This.... is bad news.

> He lets everyone know you are missing, and is the first to volunteer to look for you

> Back at the base he isn't going to stick around you very long. Just long enough to know you are well. He is kind enough to make you a drink

> When you are that one special person close to him, know he is going to take you to his room to give you best treatment you have ever received in your entire life. He will ask questions, how, who, what, why's and all that. Be patient with him, he wants to know details.

> Kisses on cheeks and hands, to let you know he missed you

Engineer:

> He is a busy man, but he is observant one too and is going to notice you aren't around.

> Will ask around first instead of looking for you by himself. When answer won't satisfy him, this is when he'll look for you.

> Is the first one to rase the alarm to let everyone know you are missing

> Come on.... where are you?? It isn't like you to just be gone for so long...

> He is the one to find you and bring you back safely. Is the one to give you check up alongside Medic

> Expect him to ask you a lot of questions, just to be sure you are feeling alright. Will not leave your side for a while and is going to check on you from time to time bringing cookies or something to drink, like water or tea

> "Darlin' stay with me will Ya? Just... want to be with you" He is sweet one, wanting best for his partner, in the romantic way too. He doesn't want you to be missing again when he is being distracted with his work. Hold his hand and kiss him! He wants to be sure you are save dear...

Answering your requests right now! I apologise for it taking so long💀

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◇ Team Fortress characters 7th comic timeline and GenderNeutral!Reader - [platonic,family dynamic]

Your breath puffed in faint clouds, as the sun was slowly hiding behind mountains of snow. You walked through a neighbourhood, gazing at houses decorated on Smissmas with bright lights and other plastic holiday-themed decorations. You hold a small letter addressed specifically to you from your old friend, Scout, or now, Jeremy Willis, who was inviting you to join and celebrate holidays this year. You couldn't show up on previous ones, you worked alongside Miss Pauling, helping her get rid of even the smallest connection mercs ever had with the TF industry. You spend over six years helping them, just so they can live normal lives. After long years of destroying the past, you were happy to enjoy the future.

When you got that letter, you answered, promising to show up.

A cold wind was blowing the at back of your neck, as you slowly raised your hand to knock on doors. You waited, ready for someone to open them, tapping your foot over the wooden porch, in the meantime checking if you had everything on you, soon doors opened, and you couldn't stop smiling knowing you'd get to see them again, after seven years.

◇ ◇ ◇

"Oh hey! It's You !" Jeremy opened the door, welcoming you with a wide smile on his face "Get in here, you big dummy"

"Hello there Jeremy! I am late?" You asked.

Fortunately for you, they were just getting started. You put away your coat and presents you brought for others and change your boots, not wanting to dirty the floor with wet shoes. Scout led you to the living room from which loud sounds of laughter were heard. As you walked, you listened to your friend, thanking you for showing up and sticking around for so long. You sparkled with joy at every word he was saying, still in disbelief at how much this loud boy had grown.

"Alright c'mon before this gets embarrassin' " you smirked, knowing it kinda already did.

"Miss Pauling brought us a turkey! But just remember...-"

Both of you stepped into the warm bright light of the room, it blinded you for a moment, but when your eyes adjusted, you saw them all sitting around a large table with a smile on each familiar face. Not the fake one. No. It was the true smile of joy, happiness, freedom, ...of life.

It was something..... that even the most positive words could not describe.

"We couldn't' have done any of this without you."

...you?

You stood there, eyes slowly filling with tears as wide smile showed up on you face. You stared at Scout, who was pointing at saved seat for you, waiting for you to sit down and join them. You walked up to him...and gave him big hug.

"Thank you..." you wishpered, before letting him go.

You sat down, and noticed a man sitting on your left next to you. Was it-

"I see you finally decided to join us"

It was Spy. You tried hard not to freak out, or scream in joy, so you just cracked wide stupid smile.

Everyone started do what they did best, the started to talk loudly, asking you many questions about you job, life, family, everything! You were happy to meet in person their family members, little girl named Tanya was the first one to introduce herself and invited you to play with them. Other kids swarmed you like bee's, wanting all your attention to themselves. So did Pyro, who was holding your arm close to their chest, expressing how much they missed you. Fortunately you were saved by Heavy, who invited you for a drink alongside Medic, Demo, Engi and Sniper. Later Solider pulled you aside to introduce you to his children [with interesting choice of names] and his loving wife Zhanna, who gave you death threat if you try to look at her man in any funny way. At least she gave you strong handshake. Later Heavy's youngest sister Bronislava handed you over some pictures she took, from simple selfies to group photos with men you used to work with but never stop beeing friends with.

◇ ◇ ◇

Hours passed but for you it didn't matter. Time was not a thing when you were with them all, enjoying every second of chaotic energy they brought to this room. Scout was more than happy to see how you and his kids bonded, especially after you told them stories about how their father saved your life many times, how they beat up the bad guys and uncovered secrets together. For the little ones it was one check of a fairly tale, but for you it was your past. Then loud booming was heard outside, as sky sparkled with colors.

"Fireworks!" Kids shouted as they run past you, pining their face to the window and watching with aw how sky lights up on many different colors. As kids watched you sneak away, to join the adults in the living room, to take a break. Spy poured some water in your glass, and handed it to you with gentle smile. You took a sip and looked around, memories coming back to you. It was a long time ago.... wasn't it?

Well

This party just like every party will end, but memories from it will stay in your mind, sorry but you won't forget those nine morons in a lonnggggg time ha! Enjoy this party, even if you have to know it will end eventually, because this won't go on forever... but long enough to make fantastic moment that soon you'll be calling memories.

At that moment Scout rased his glass and shouted "Wishing you Merry Smissmas everyone!"

Team shouted with joy as you joined them, with bright smile on your face, feeling lucky to meet this team all those years ago.

ASS PANCAKES MY BELOVED 💙

Hi! Can I I request an x reader with ass pancakes that takes place during the 7 year time skip like in the comic after moving on from being a mercenary? : )

Hello!! This is my first request so I’m very excited!! I made this Romantic/Platonic since I wasn’t entirely sure, hope you like it!!

ASS PANCAKES X READER AFTER 7 YEARS

In my head, the story of Freak Fortress goes differently than the canon comics. They were an outlier team, a team of weirdos with unrelenting abilities, while there was the Team Fortress 2 classic team we all know, they rarely faced off with Freak Fortress. You were apart of this team, one of the few who was close to normal. They would all have retire at some point, but I feel like they would still go about their merry way and continue wrecking havoc. 

-Ass Pancakes had a fondness for you he never showed. Maybe it was because he felt bad that you did not have unfair powers given by whatever force of nature gave the entire Freak Fortress theirs. He always BONKED! the enemy team member that shot you. Going absolutely overkill and then looking blankly at you. Once you have a nervous smile, he grinned ear to ear before saying “See ya!” and jumping away. 

-(Romantic/Platonic) Speaking of, he would always übercharge himself with Bonk! to protect you from speeding bullets. This gave you the chance to run to cover and reload your gun. You would hide in the corner of a two-story with supply caches. Ready to run and your safety off, he would push you back down. Once you saw who it was, you lowered your gun. He look at you with that same, crazy eyed smile and said, “I Bonked! them all.”  So much for reloading.

-You two ended up living in a small, dingy apartment on the outskirts of Teufort. A sketchy area, which made sense, considering Ass Pancakes was now your roommate after being your co-worker/good friend (mainly so no one else bothered you). 

-I honestly do not see him changing much, aside from being a little more calm. Down the line, he started to do “side jobs” with the other former mercenaries that are exactly what you think they are. He would leave and come back like he had a regular job, but you knew what he was doing. And you did not want to see it.

-Any canned drink you have, he will take the opportunity to scare you. Imagine you’re reading a book and you move your hand to grab the can of pop you opened and suddenly feeling dry skin. You would jump, of course, and he would jump out of the can in front of you. It’s something he has been doing since he met you.

-(Romantic) He would always shake you by your shoulders before kissing you. It’s his thing! Speaking of kissing, he will always appear right in front of you upside down and face to face, and ask for a kiss, pointing at his lips, and once you gave it to him, he disappeared. You don’t even know how he was upside down, the ceiling was too high. 

-Your apartment is mostly your space. I feel like Ass Pancakes only owns the Warhammer of Zillyhoo and the many cans of Bonk! that fill your fridge. He lets you decorate however you want. However, he will come up to them, look for a moment and then ask, “You did this?” And then after you say yes, he grabs your shoulders, does his wide grin and yells “I love it!”. Do be warned about the carpet, he will leave bloodstains. 

-His hair, like canon Scout’s, has gotten longer and I like to think his leg muscles are very tense from all of the running around and jumping he’s done. 

-He watches you sleep since he doesn’t sleep. You two end up spending the night on the couch rather than your own bed (He doesn’t have one). You either wake up to wide eyes staring at you or him eating your food. 

-(Romantic/Platonic) If you cuddle on his chest, his regular heart rate is above average due to how much Bonk he drinks. He also pats your head rather than rub your head or run his hands through your hair. He’s gotten a lot calmer, but he does not understand social cues. 

Not to be dramatic but I would die for this mf

Great writing! I love how you expand his personality, it's really amazing!

General headcanons for Blu!Scout x reader

Hello everyone!! I hope you had a happy new year!! I want to start a new series where I make headcanons for characters I haven’t written for yet to show you my interpretations of them. This is the first, please enjoy!

-I like to believe that unlike the Red Scout, he is much more experienced or gifted at killing. In the “Meet the Spy” video, which I know is Spy disguised as Scout, but Heavy bought it and he’s canonically a smart cookie, he says he has killed plenty of spies as if it was just like driving a car. And he is very cocky about it. When he has to clear a room, he doesn’t speak. His mind is focused for once; gauging the situation. You get whiplash from how quickly he can go from hyper focused to the annoying prick you know and love.

-He has saved your hide plenty of times. You’ve saved his too. Had a couple of enemy knives to your throat only for their heads to get blown off by Scout with his Babyface. 

“You alright, gorgeous?”  He would ask.

“Yeah,” he extended his hand down to you, “Thanks.” 

“On your feet, babe! Let’s go!” 

-He looks physically different from Scout in subtle ways. Their uniform is the same and they both wear dog tags, but Blu Scout has dirty blonde hair and green eyes. Blu started the hand wraps thing, which the Red Scout would copy because he thought it looked cool, because he would get his knuckles scraped as he has a habit of breaking his fall with his fist when sped across the field. The same long face as the Red Scout, just with bushier eyebrows. He also has freckles (I totally stole that from Lil Pootis). He also has a resting passive aggressive face, he looks unamused.

-He is diagnosed with OCD and experiences intrusive thoughts. It’s funny because he is good at staying calm in situations, but will think about them later on. But he likes to keep his worries to himself. He worries that something really bad will happen to you or himself one day; such as the respawn machine stops working and he won’t see you or Ma ever again. You have had to help him through a panic attack a few times, but he hates when you find him like that. He tries to get you out the door and lock himself in. He smokes to help his anxiety, but obviously, it makes his heart beat faster, making him worse and only helps temporarily. He will try and hide it from you, but you can taste it on his breath when you kiss. 

-He does not leave you without a kiss on the cheek or the lips. He’s more than fine with PDA too and he always holds your hand or if someone else needs you to get out of the way and he notices, he gently moves you by the waist. He gets cocky about it to the other mercenaries. 

“Yeah, yeah, I know you guys are jealous. I got the finest thing I’ve ever laid my eyes on and they chose me! Suck it!” 

Literally no one is paying attention.

-He takes note of everyone he has to work with. Though he can read and spell better than Red, he’s not great at writing, can’t get all of his ideas organized, so he draws what he notices about the others. For example, Spy keeps a picture of a young boy in his disguise kit and so, Scout drew Spy looking at the picture in the open kit in his left hand while the right dragged a smoke. They are amazing sketches that he never finishes. He only colors in hair or darker materials. He has so many sketches of you that he keeps in his desk drawer. If you compiled the amount of drawings he had of you, it would qualify as an anatomy and clothing study. 

-Wakes up super early. Can never sleep either due to his anxiety or his add. He will wake you up early whenever he does. Not usually when he is having an anxiety spell, he doesn’t like dragging you into that despite accidentally waking you up multiple times. He has a smoke, then makes you coffee, however you like, he will remember, wakes you up and makes sure you don’t fall back asleep. He will just keep pestering you until you stubbornly stay awake. He’s annoying and he knows it. If you don’t feel like talking, which is understandable since you’re up at 3:30, he will chat about the team or his life back in Boston.

-He has a thing for sweet treats. He always likes to take you out to the bakery just outside of the base and get you two a milkshake and some cake slices. The first time you two went, it was about 2 months into your relationship. You have not gone out of the Builder’s League since you got there, so Scout took you! It was a small little dinner that was rimmed with cherry red and a neon blue “OPEN” sign. He held the door for you.

“M’baby.” 

You seated yourself and grabbed the menus from the end of the table. You looked at all of the options, mostly the pastries. 

“I’m gonna get a malt. Ya want one, dollface?” 

“Sure, thank you!” You smiled.

The counter was a light pink, lined with a checkered, black-and-white belt wrapped around it. When he came back, he had a slice of pie, your pastry and one milkshake.

“I thought you got me one too?” You asked, puzzled.

“Yeah,” he handed you a bendable straw, “here ya go!” 

He put his red striped straw in the whipped cream and took a sip. 

“We’re sharing?” You laughed, flabbergasted.

“Isn’t that what couples do?” 

You chuckled. “You dork.”

If you have time and its not a bother, could you do a part two to "Ma petite fleur"?

-Anon ✨️

[Heck yea!!! I'm glad you liked this series dear anon✨️! Have a nice reading!💀💙]

Ma petite fleur: Garden

Team Fortress 2 role-play

>TF2 Spy x Reader [romantic]

>this is sequel to the previous part, so if you want you can read it here:

> Ma petite fleur- TF2 Spy x reader

You were holding a piece of paper on which was written: "Next week at Teufort's Garden, same day, same time." It was written by a gentleman you've meet last week. You couldn't help but think about it for all week. Because of this, you were a bit distracted at work casing two fire incidents. Fortunately for you Saxton was happy that the Pyro weapon you tested were successful!

You sat on the bench and waited. After a short while you heard a woosh noise, happy, you turned your head and saw the masked man in the suit.

"Bonjour~"

"Hello Spy!"

"Is it the sun or are you just shining so brightly today with your beauty" he complemented.

"Perhaps both" you answered, giggling a bit.

Spy stood up, holding his hand out to you.

"Let's go for a walk. I didn't choose this garden by mear accident "

"Sure! Surprise me" you said, hearing Spy chukle.

You were both walking along the path, looking at the beautiful roses, smelling the white lilies, and then you noticed two other people sitting on a bench, talking. You noticed that it was a woman in a purple dress and a man in a red shirt.

"Maybe let's choose a different path" Spy suggested.

"Oh. You don't want to disturb young love?" You asked.

"No. I don't want young love to disturb us."

You giggled as you and Spy turned right, continuing to walk side by side, this time holding hands as you begin to talk.

"So? Did you like the new weapons?" You asked.

"I did. In fact, I have to admit, they exceeded my expectations"

You smiled gently bumping your shoulder into Spy, he smirked and did the same.

Later, you walked next to a lake with white swans, colorful fish, and little bread-mutants being attacked by ducks, as the sun slowly set behind the willows, giving the place a beautiful, calm and warm aura. Spy stopped and sat down on a bench, you joined him.

"It's beautiful" you said.

"Ineed..." he answered.

At this point, Spy gently placed his hand under your chin, getting closer to your face.

"I think our little date is going pretty well"

"Yea. It's nice. Good actually. Why, did you expect to be attacked by a bread monster?" You joked.

"I wouldn't be surprised if something like that happend"

Both of you looked at each other, soon slowly getting closer, ready for first kiss on the lips...

"Ahh!" You heard a quiet scream behind you. You turned around and saw the man lying face down on the ground. It looks like he fell from a bush. You looked at the Spy who was looking at the boy with irritation.

"I thought bushman only lives in such places." He said.

When boy stood up you finally recognised him.

"Scout? What are you doing here?"

"Uhhh nothin'. We- i mean Uh, I- was just lookin' around-"

"We?" You said.

This is when you heard a sigh and woman walked out from the bushes.

"Miss Pauling? What are you doing here?" You asked.

"We were just walking around and noticed you two- and we wanted to say hi! Right Scout?"

"We were?" Scout replied.

Spy let out the most 'Why can't I catch a break' sigh you have ever heard.

"I want to know what you are doing here"

After these words, Pauling moved closer to you, lowering her voice.

"We got an information that somewhere around here two man will exchange briefcases. Administrator is interested in the green one"

"Why? What's in there" you asked.

"You don't need to know that. All you have to know is that she wants it. The problem is that this park is big and it's hard to keep track of where these guys are going to show up"

"Perhaps we can help" you suggested"

"You? How?" Scout asked.

"Well, we can stay here and look for the guys while you two will patrol the other side. In that way we won't attract any suspicions"

"Hm. This might work. Come on Scout, let's go"

Miss Pauling took Scout's hand dragging him to the other side of the lake.

"Sorry I dragged you into this" you said. Spy shock his head.

"No need to. I got used to work following me, besides those two fools need help. I mean, look at them"

You looked accost the lake, only to spot Scout runing away from the sawn, as Miss Pauling was trying to catch it. You started to chukle at this hilarious scene. Seeing you smile, made Spy smiled too as he lifted your hand and kissed it softly. You blushed and started staring at him. At that moment, you noticed two men standing at the edge of the garden.

"Is it them?" Spy asked not turning his head.

"Yes. They have the briefsace"

"Which one?"

"The one on the left, in grey suit and black hat"

Two man started to walk separate ways. The man you described started to walk your way.

"We need to get Miss Paulings attention..."

This is when you got close to Spy.

"Kiss me."

"What?"

"Just do it. It's the part of the plan"

That's when the Spy walked up to you and kissed you on the lips, at that moment you wanted to stay like that but you had to stick to the plan. That was the moment you pushed him away and stood up.

"Oh my lords Louis! On da first date! Howww dare youuuu!" You shouted, causing the man in the suit to stop and causing Scout and Miss P to look at you and notice the guy. They both stepped aside and you nodded at her.

"Ya realllyyy think, I can be kisssed soooo soon! Shammee!" You started to act. Spy quickly picked up what you have in mind, he rolled his eyes and joined.

"But my love! I caaarrrre about you! How could you brrrreak da kisss!!"

"Because I know you love my sisterrrrrr!"

You and Spy tried very hard not to laugh as the guy in the suit seemed to be watching the 'drama'. At that moment, you noticed Scout trying to grab the briefcase out of his hands.

"That is not trrrueee!"

"It is, ya wanna know how I know? Because secretly, I'M MY SISTERRRR!"

The man in the suit dropped the briefcase after hearing such "twist". Meanwhile, you noticed Spy's face, trying not to laugh.

"So now! Be gone!" You started to run away.

"NON! Mon cher, comee back to meee!" Spy chased after you. Soon you both stumble into the rose maze, finally starting to laugh.

" 'I'm my sister?' Really? That was the best twist you could come up with?"

"Come on, Spy, I improvising. At least it worked"

"Worked perfectly" you continued to smile as the Spy approached you.

"Yet I think I owe you.."

"Owe? Owe me what?" You asked. This is when Spy leaned down to you, lowering his voice.

"Better kiss..."

He kissed you (again) in the lips but this time you didn't push him away. You put hands around his neck, as both of you enjoyed every second of it. When you stoped you looked up, and put hand over his cheek, he did the same.

"No bad" you said.

Spy chukled as you two were standing, gazing at each other. Soon Scout and Pauling catched up to you.

"We have the briefsace!!!" Scout shouted.

"And that guy won't chase us. Let's say I gave him some sleeping toxins, so he should wake up in two hours. Thanks for the help by the way!"

"No problem. Glad we could help" you answered.

"Soo" Scout interrupted "You two are a thing orrrr"

"Well um...-"

"What about you two? Don'tthink I didn't saw this embarrassing kiss" Spy asked.

On those words both Scout and Paulings face got completely red, and both of them started to speak, and make excuses or speak more nonsense.

"Haha! M-Maybe let's get the briefsace back to the base! C-Come on Socut. Commmme on!"

"Whaa-!" Scout shouted as he was once again dragged away.

Both of you stayed completely alone, around the roses. Spy took one of them, and gave it to you.

"For you...ma petite fleur"

"Thank you...Louis" you joked.

Spy rolled his eyes and kissed you once again, under the bright light of the moon...

[Anddd the end!! What do you think! I hope you liked it!💀🌌]

Is it possible for a spy x reader, your fanfic righting is on another level and I love it.

-Anon ✨️

[Yooo! Thank you so much! I'm really glad you enjoy my writing! 💀💙]

Ma petite fleur

Team Fortress role-play:

>TF2 Spy x Reader [romantic]

It was cold dark night, moon was missing from the sky leaving only stars to shine. You walked down the street, holding briefcase in you hand. You're one of the Mann.co workers after all. You were hired as one of Saxton Hale's assistant (of course you are his left hand because Mr.Bidwell is his right hand). You sign contracts for him, organise teams weapons, you're making sure that mercenaries he hired were doing their job. Your talent started to show quickly, you're a tough person, especialy when it came to negotiations, you were coming up with great ideas and help Miss Pauling with the documents. You even met mercenaries in person, surprisingly they didn't kill you. It looks like they noticed how well you're doing your job since you got an invitation for special business party. You finally arrived at address given to you in the letter. You entered the building, but you didn't hear anyone. This place was suspiciously quiet...too quiet. This is when you heard doors locking behind you. You tried to opend them but nothing worked. Then small light in the room turned on. In the middle you noticed a table with two chairs, plates and candles, that were lighten by tall figure in business suit.

"You finally arrived"

When you go closer you recognized that mask...that accent...

"Spy?" You asked.

"Yes. You met me before didn't you?"

"Yea I did. Why are you here? Is this a trap?"

"Yes. And no. I'm here to just simply invite you for a dinner"

This is when you noticed food laying on table, along with bottle of wine.

"Huh. What's the occasion?"

"The letter I send you was half true. It's a lie that it was suppose to be a patry, but it's ture that it's about business, so let's start shall we?" He gently pointed at your chair, you sat down, still a bit suspicious over him as he sat on the other side of the table, pouring wine into his glass.

"So. What exactly do you want?" you asked.

"Going straight to the point I see. Well, I wanted to ask you for a small favour" he spoke before taking a sip.

"I want new weapons designed specifically for me."

"New weapons? You know you can ask Miss Pauling for it-"

"I'm aware but I wanted to ask you. You....intrigued me" he paused

Then he looked at you and coughed.

"Let's talk about my proposition. I want new weapons with shipment to our base, and I want you to keep this in secret. I don't want others to know about it."

"But what's in it for me?" You asked. Spy stood up and walked over to you. He leaned down to your level and spoke, in low quiet voice.

"Whatever you desire petite fleur~"

On those words you felt wierd tingle in your spine. This is when he gently picked up your hand.

"I can give you whatever desire. If you have enemies I can get rid of them for you...If you want I can get you any jewellery you want, from shiny diamonds to dark and bloody ruby... Any secrets documents? They will be all yours by tomorrow" Spy smiled while leaning down closer to you lips. You blinked and giggled.

"Flirty much? I didn't expect you to go for a kiss so soon. It's our first date after all" You said. Spy stood up a bit shocked and flustered.

"It is not a date" he answered.

You smiled and rased your eyebrow.

"Flowers, candles, table for two. Don't tell me this isn't giving you this vibe" Spy sighed and layed his eyes on you.

"If you put it like that, than yes, it does sound like a date. And yet I still want to hear your answer, since I don't hear any demur from you, can I finally know what is it that you desire to get in return?"

"I want you to stay here with me a bit longer. For a mercenarie, you're quite nice to talk to"

Spy rased his eyebrow and chuckled before coming back to his seat.

"Clever. It seems rather...simple, if this is what you desire than I shall aggre on this deal"

"Great!" you shook his hand.

"I must say, you are much more clever than I thought" Spy commented.

"I'm full of secrets"

Spy smirked as both of you stared to talk.

Time went by but none of you were bothered by it. You and Spy had a lot of things to talk about, from gossiping about people you both work with to hats and weapons. It was...nice. Somehow you felt like you can trust him. You noticed he started to slowly flirt with you, and you couldn't help but blush at every word he was saying. Nobody said such nice things about you. This is when you looked at clock on the wall.

"Oh crap. It's really late, I need to go" you stood up and walked up to Spy.

"It was a pleasure doing business with you, and thank you for a nice dinner" you reached out for a handshake. Spy caught your hand but instead of shaking it he gently hold it, leaned in and kiss it.

"Bonne nuit ma fleur...(Good night my flower)"

"Good- night... Spy"

You couldn't help but blush as you looked down at his smug face. This is when you felt something in you hand. It was rolled peace of paper. You opened it and read what was written inside.

"Next week at Teufort's Garden, same day, same time."

"Sure. Thank you-" but when you looked up he was already gone. You smiled and walked out of the budling thinking about this gentle mysterious man, and what hat you should put on, on your second date...

[There you go! Sorry if this took so long, I was a bit busy. I'm glad you like my writing! I hope you'll like my future work 💀]