A Tortoisaurus

why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.

bisexual swagger of a new god

he took his pinkie in the divorce </3

Finally sukuna has admitted to himself that yuuji IS in fact interesting and a worthy opponent instead of lying to himself (and the audience) about how boring yuuji is. And he's not just doing that he's also putting him above gojo by calling him his "main dish". Yuuji spent the whole manga pulling off impressive feats and learning new skills in a short amount of time showing more resilience than any other character he deserves some praise

Omg sorry I have completely forgotten people’s names but whatshisface and his WIFE. Relationships of all time I gotta say. I was so absolutely delighted with how far the book just leant into the bizarre and the horrible with absolute glee

i quite genuinely horked outloud with that reveal. it was fantastic and so beyond anything i could have predicted, but once revealed, it felt like, of course!! who else would his wife have been!!

I'm joining the sukuitanation feast. I had to show you this scene from my point of view

My flesh and blood

me: i've had a busy morning, but things are slowing down. i'm going to make a few notes for sunday's d&d session.

every single person in the organisation sending me a teams message in that moment: