Boiintheback - King Of Bad One Liners

i know explaining a joke is traditionally the quickest way to ruin them but i need someone to explain the powerscaling one

An example of what I’m talking about:

Ogerpon & assorted Mask GIFs recorded from Pokémon Home

asking it to spell words with ASCII is even better lmaooo

ASCII art by chatbot

I've finally found it: a use for chatGPT that I find genuinely entertaining. I enjoy its ASCII art.

I think chatGPT's ASCII art is great. And so does chatGPT.

What's going on here? The chatbots are flailing. Their ASCII art is terrible, and their ratings are based on the way ratings should sound, not based on any capacity to judge the art quality.

Am I entertained? Okay, yes, fine. But it also goes to show how internet-trained chatbots are using common patterns rather than reality. No wonder they're lousy at playing search engine.

More examples, including from bing chat and google bard, at aiweirdness.com

she's here

absolutely delighted

thank god i've never had an original idea in my life because some of the r/rwby crossover art was cute as hell

just had an idea that's either absolutely amazing or the worst thing ever: ddlc x rwby crossover

yeah it sounds really bad but like c'mon man potential is nearly limitless

alright chat consumed a 'new' piece of media, you know what time it is

[Genshin Impact - Escoffier SQ thoughts]

- alright chat what's their ship name

- this SQ overall -- particularly everything with the obligatory spotlight swiping NPCs -- made me feel way more like baby's first Ace Attorney (i kept constantly coming up with/altering hypotheses during it) than the Fontaine AQ itself did, which is hilarious all things considered

- the cooking minigame was actually really fun, though i struggled with the last one and its waterways more than i'd like to admit (shitty 400+ ping wi-fi gang)

- i know this isn't its first appearance by any means but this Traveler face is glorious -- if anyone's got the Lumine ver. please show me

- i honestly wasn't a big fan of Escoffier and didn't intend for that to really change, but after getting her on a single 10-pull (only like 40 pity somehow? she's telling me somethin idk i was trying for Ifa) i felt obligated and i'm honestly quite a fan of her now

HAPPY NEW YEAR 🎉 it's year of the (sky) snake

chat i finally have on opportunity to join the f/o merch club but i'm a little worried bc my main changes so often and like ehat if they change again before the thingy gets here

i tried to imagine something like this for the new ones and all i could think of is that image with eminem saying “woe, chien be upon ye”

Pokémon headcanon:

Instead of regular swear words or using the Lord’s name in vain, characters in the Pokémon use curses that feature Legendary and Mythical Pokémon. They also do this for blessings as well, or any situation where you would want to swear.

Examples:

“Arceus” : catchall curse. (“Dear Arceus” , “I swear to Arceus”)

“By Dialga, I hate changing time zones.”

Of course these curses and blessings can also vary by region.

“May Zekrom smite you where you stand” (Unova)

“Giratina’s curses be upon ye” (Sinnoh)

“May Xerneas grant you good health and long life” (Kalos)

“Rayquaza, put an end to Kyogre and Groudon’s wrath” (Hoenn, during rain season and earthquake season)

“Ho-Oh’s blessings be upon ye” (Johto)

“May Lugia watch over you” (also Johto)

Sinnohan high schooler studying for a math test: “Uxie, grant me the knowledge to ace this test. Azelf, grant me the willpower to study for this test. Mesprit, grant me any emotions other than frustration with how hard pre-calculus is.”

“By Latios this cannot be happening” (Hoenn)

seems like GO is letting me celebrate Galarian Expedition early

this was after 7 encounters (1 Articuno not pictured b/c i had the save screenshots turned off) btw