The scene I cracked most at xD
How dare you spit on me! You should have listened to me when I was trying to talk to you! You made me use violence, you asshole!
I'm excited about Damian's ✨new car✨ and everything, but...
Did you notice that his hair has been getting longer?
Yeah..., me too.
Nekoma x Female Manager
What would it be like managing a team of felines?
Warnings: NONE!!! Pure floof! Who is she, can't be me 😅
A/n: Surprise to no one 🙌🏻🤸♀️ this was requested by me to me 🥰 nobody asked for this so I'm just providing for myself 🤲🏻 I just love Manager headcannons 🥺 and I really wanted to try writing more headcannons!
Let's just start off by saying, it doesn't matter if you volunteer for this position or you took it because you needed a club, sending thoughts and prayers your way 🙏🏻
One of the most chaotic and loudest teams to manage
I feel like you'd be rolling your eyes alot 🙄
No one is responsible, except for Kai but he's so tired and so thankful you've come to help
The coaches are so thankful for you
You fill waterbottles, take notes, help with set up and tear down and even prepare snacks
You could do the bare minimum and these men would worship you 🙇♂️
Nekoma 👉🏻 Blessed 🙌🏻
Now for the boys themselves...
Kuroo... well good luck there ✌🏻
The man's will tease you while simultaneously hyping you up. It's hella confusing but he tries
Will help you with homework but will tell you the most annoying jokes
Mans doesn't know how to flirt but again he tries
No matter if you are good or bad at volleyball, Yaku always tells you that you are better than Lev
Yaku helps you keep the first years in line, as well as the 2nd years... might as well add Kuroo in there
I also feel like Yaku always walks you from class to practice because he's a sweet bby and only soft for Nekoma's Manager
Demon Senpai doesn't extend to Miss Manager 🤸♀️
Kai is the sweetest. He will help you with literally anything and loves discussing notes with you!
He's also great at explaining the sport to you if you literally have zero clue
Kai also sits with you on the bus which you enjoy because he's not annoying like some of the others *cough* YAMAMOTO AND KUROO *cough*
Kenma let's you do your job, nothing more nothing less
He is nice to you tho and will help when needed
If you play video games, you two bond instantly, if not he still respects you none the less
I think Kai, Fukunaga, Shibayama and Inuoka are the most helpful of the team
Fukunaga is hilarious and always makes you laugh
His jokes are perfectly timed and he can always cheer you up
Inuoka and Shibayama are so happy to have a manager
They blush constantly when you encourage them and work twice as hard
Mental note 📝 these boys all love praise
They will help you set up and tear down without any fuss
Yamamoto 🤦♀️
The mans is super protective of you and will literally drop anyone who so much as breaths in your general direction
Will bark at anyone 🗣
In fact, the whole team is protective besides Kenma and Kai who know you can handle yourself just fine 💅
They know you can handle yourself because you do daily, queue smacking Lev with a volleyball (channeling your inner Iwaizumi 😏)
You and Lev have a love/hate relationship
No matter your height, Lev makes comments
Queue smacking from both you and Yaku
You + Yaku = ✨Dream team ✨
Team work makes the dream work 🤩 am I right 🙌🏻
When it comes to tournaments, practice matches or training camps, these boys are on EDGE
Not because you do anything wrong or are incapable but merely because other people are the recipients of your praise
The thought of you merely gracing other teams with your presence is enough to make these guys flustered
At the tournament to get to nationals, the team left Lev in charge of you
No one left Lev in charge, he insisted
Not sure why, you can handle yourself perfectly fine but Lev was steadfast 🙄
He high key wants to prove himself as responsible
I think we all know where THIS is going 😐
Yaku told Lev if he lost you, he'd regret the day he was born
Lev and you were waiting when you decided to use the bathroom
Enter shiny object that distracts our little himbo Lev and he wanders away from you
You exit the bathroom, looking for Lev
Mans is like 6'4" he shouldn't be hard to find even in a sea of giants
Lev... he peaced out, you roll you eyes and proceed to walk to the gym where you know the boys are warming up
You decide to text Kenma (dude always has his phone on him) telling him you lost Lev and that you are going to find him and head to the gym
Queue your inability to multitasking, causing to to run into the back of a team of snakes 👀
Now everyone knows Nohebi is a sneaky team but when Daishō lays eyes on Nekoma's precious manager, he can't help but feel like he's got a one up on Kuroo
MEANWHILE Lev wanders into the gym, Kai immediately asked where you are
Kai is always thinking about your safety even thought he knows you can take any man, women or child in the place
Lev panics
Inouka and Fukunaga are holding Yaku back
Kenma is rolling his eyes
Kuroo is internally panicking
Yamamoto realizes how many boys are at this tournament and runs from the gym, followed by Kuroo
Kai and Kenma walk behind the idiots as Kenma shows Kai your message
Yaku is still trying to murder Lev who is now benched due to his inability to do one simple task
Back with the snakes, you apologize for your rudeness to which they all smile
I mean, honestly they are cute so you are kinda like 👀👀👀
They ask you if you are lost, to which you reply "No, I'm just on my way to the gym"
Being the gentleman they are, the Nohebi third years escort you to the gym claiming they would never want harm to come to Nekoma's Manager (queue your eye roll but whatever)
Kuroo and Yamamoto spot you walking in between Daishō and another third year, followed swiftly by the rest of the team
Literally a sea of snakes and a cat 😬
Kuroo sees red and Yamamoto doesn't even think before he reacts, charging mercilessly at the guys besides you
You happily wave to your sweet boys as you approach with the Nohebi team
Yamamoto grabs you and shoves you behind him and Kuroo, causing you to smack him lightly on the arm for his rudeness
Yamamoto doesn't care, he's too busy looking intimidating 🤦♀️
Kuroo and Daishō are having a staring contest and Yamamoto is trying to figure out the best way to take on 4 guys at one time
You can't help but just watch as things unfold
You squeeze your way through the blockade of Kuroo and Yamamoto, shoving them both aside
"Thank you guys for escorting me back to the gym" you say as you smile and wave cutely at the Nohebi team, who literally sigh at how cute you are
Great job miss manager now you've got Nohebi simping for you
The boys all watch you walk away because I mean, they all got major crushes on you now 💅
Daishō waves at you as he smirks at Kuroo and walks away
Kenma and Kai approach as you walk with them back to the gym
Kuroo and Yamamoto are still staring at Nohebi even after they've walked away 😒
You go to the gym where Yaku embraces you and asks if you are ok
You laugh as you nod and tell him you are fine
Poor Lev is sulking on the bench as you give him an encouraging headpat
Instantly cheers up ☺
Kuroo and Yamamoto eventually make their way to the gym
"YN did those snakes do anything to you" Kuroo rages as Yamamoto stares angerly at the Nohebi team across the court
"Of course not! They were super nice and really cute" you say as you smile in their direction and wave sweetly
You know just how to rile your team up
RIP Yamamoto 💔
Kuroo's face= deflated
You chuckle as you set up for the teams game as Kenma shows you a picture he took of Yamamoto and Kuroo after you told them the devastating news
When they play Nohebi, you don't have to do anything to encourage them
They are already fired up due to your encounter
Kuroos shuts everyone out
Yamamoto can't be stopped
Lev still sitting on the bench until you persuade the coaches and Kuroo that he needs the game experience
You always cheer the loudest for you boys, jumping up and down and encouraging them when they make a good play
Opposing team = jealous bishes
You always give encouraging hugs and/or headpats
When Yaku gets hurt, you are right there to help
You take over for the coach, icing his ankle as you try to get him to calm down
You encourage Shibayama and hold his hands, trying to calm his nerves
The rest of the team now hates Shibayama
When Nekoma wins, earning a ticket to nationals, you cry, everyone cries
First one to run onto the court and tackle them with praise and hugs all around
All the hugs, endless amount of hugs. They might be gross and sweaty but they will hug you none the less
Yamamoto and Kuroo swing you in the air as they eye up an angry Daishō and the Nohebi team
They may or may not stick their tongues out at Nohebi 😝
They know deep down how much you care for them
They all argue whose going to treat you to dinner because they adore you
You make sure Lev doesn't choke on his food at the celebratory dinner
You make sure Kenma eats something, anything just to get his energy back
Kuroo rests his head on your shoulder, you praise him as Yamamoto does the same to your opposite shoulder
Now they all need hugs because you can't play favorites YN
At the end of the day, they all agree..
You're The Best Manager Ever ❤
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Smoke Break
"Every time we've met, even if she was lying, whenever she saw me, she'd always be smiling. Would it have made a difference if I'd ask you earlier? All the things you've been through thus far, that made you unable to be at ease even for a moment. Even though you were scared of me, the reason why you so desperately tried to stay by my side... Although there are many things I don't understand... as expected, I can't leave you alone."
He comes back from the future after 45 damn years and what he is concerned about is Vanya isn't careful enough :-:
I just love five so much 💙
Best husbando ever :-:
WBC watching over RBC
Vanya & Ben were the ones he searched for right after witnessing such a disaster . Its sad we didn't get enough interactions between them as kids .
Need more Five , Ben & Vanya moments 😣
This movie is love
that’s all it is. a leap of faith.