This Is Fucking Hilarious

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When you don't immediately get views, kudos, and comments the second you post the fic you've been obsessing over.

First half of Season 2 is so under appreciated for having the funniest fucking group of characters

Christa - Secretly Historia Reiss, royal-blooded bastard child of the King of the Walls, and only remaining heir to the throne of Paradis

Ymir - Secretly the Jaw Titan, a girl out of time who comes from Marley 60 years in the past, preserved for decades in Pure Titan form

Reiner - Secretly the Armored Titan, a soldier from Marley sent on a mission to act as a double agent and recover the Coordinate, who orchestrated the Fall of Shiganshina

Bertholdt - Secretly the Colossal Titan, a soldier from Marley sent on a mission to act as a double agent and recover the Coordinate, who also orchestrated the Fall of Shiganshina

Connie - Bald

my love for you is like a jar of pomegranate seeds, each kernel i dig from the flesh an unwavering sign of devotion to you; bloody, sticky, tart against your lips. crush me under the weight of your canines. i'd let you devour me if you asked.

BRO THIS IS SO ME ALWAYS??? Anyone else????

Found on a post by @fic-dumpster

Saw these balloons hanging from the ceiling of a kid's birthday party venue and my mind immediately went to

Lmao this is absolutely how it happens when he shows up in my fics. 100% he's there to bring forth a plague the likes of which have never been seen before.

I absolutely love LOVE that meeting Dabi in every fic that isn't about him is like witnessing a horseman of apocalypse in a flesh

You just see him as a side character and you know for a fact the shit is about to go down

"I wanna steal" Fred the horse from Over The Garden Wall, "he's got poo brain" Jake from Adventure Time, "nobody told me" The Monarch from Venture Brothers, "you had your chance at the cotillion you" Gruncle Stan from Gravity Falls

i love hearing what lines from film/tv people quote with their family all the time because they’re always niche and forgettable to everyone but that specific family