The Dark Web Is The Internet Version Of Florida.

Someone is cooking bacon and eggs on my apartment floor. wHO TF IS MAKING A BALANCED BREAKFAST AT 6 P.M.!

Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.

An old and homely grandmother accidentally summons a demon. She mistakes him for her gothic-phase teenage grandson and takes care of him. The demon decides to stay at his new home.

Person 1: There's only 2 genders! Count them! 1! 2! Nonbinary is just made up!😡🤬

Person 2: You're either a top or bottom. There's no in between. And if you can't choose then you're just wasting my time.😒

Person 3: Uuhhhh...You either like girls or guys. You HAVE to pick a side.🙄🙄

My gorgeous bisexual nonbinary sweetheart who is also a switch:

What about with butter and garlic seasonings?

ladies! is there honestly anything sexier than

bread

Stranger: Wow, you're so pretty.

Me: Aww, thanks.

My friend, who I have a crush on and I don't know how to deal with it: Wow, you're so pretty.

Me who has no idea how to flirt and is blushing profusely: What? How dare you?

@tigerlilyupinthisbitch if I had to see this, so do you

Too late

I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year