Sometimes I Use My Blanket As A Pillow And My Pillow As A Blanket Because I Just Don't Care Anymore.

Some people out here really being like, "I'm so sorry I was racist. I was just having a bad day."

Stranger: Wow, you're so pretty.

Me: Aww, thanks.

My friend, who I have a crush on and I don't know how to deal with it: Wow, you're so pretty.

Me who has no idea how to flirt and is blushing profusely: What? How dare you?

btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors

oH MY FUCKING GOD I LOST HIM!!! I LOST JOHNATHAN!!!!!!!!

Hi everyone I would like you to meet my new friend, Johnathan.

He is a baby rollie pollie and I love him.

either the absolute best or horrifying feeling

@tigerlilyupinthisbitch if I had to see this, so do you

How about a strawberry flavored one?

I’m gay and I deserve a battle axe.

I drew a my new OC.

Pronouns: They/Them

Sexuality: Aro/Ace

I haven't got a name for them yet.

And for anyone who wants to know how I did the eyes, I watched Love2DrawManga's video!❤

I was talking to a kid in my daughter’s class today, and she said that she thought it would be fun to write a story about the Titanic, but with supernatural creatures.

So I said, “Yeah, that would great! What would the creatures do? Would they save the Titanic from sinking?”

And she gave me the most disgusted look. I have never seen a 9 year old face look so appalled.

“No,” she said, speaking very clearly so as to never be so grossly misunderstood again, “they’re going to eat the passengers.”

God I hope she lets me read it.

Too late

I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year