Remus: So your plan is to live the rest of your life being scared of everything?
Neville: Well, that's not my only plan, sir... Some day I'd like to plant a vegetable garden.
i love how manifesting can be as easy as repeating a sentence in your head until you get it in like 3 days
yeah i love lgbt (legolas gimli bilbo thorin)
hey angels this is just a quick reminder you're worth it. you deserve to live the life you have always dreamt of. You deserve to love yourself. you deserve to never struggle. you deserve the world heck, you deserve more than that. You are valued. You are wanted. You are loved. You are literally god. You deserve to love yourself.
YOU ARE WORTH IT-say it out loud. Say it again, and again. Say it until you believe it. You deserve your desires. you deserve to be happy. All the shit you have gone through or going through don't define you. they don't hold you back. They don't take away your power. you deserve your desires so give them to yourself. you're the one In control. you're worth it.
Eve Best as Rhaenys Targaryen HOUSE OF THE DRAGON #1.08 - “the lord of the tides”
mine is so embarrasing it was a little mermaid x sinbad fanfic where she falls in love with him instead of eric after seeing his ship
rb/tag game: tell me the first fic you can remember reading. for me it was a harry potter/pirates of the caribbean crossover where hermione accidentally time traveled to whenever potc takes place and was mistaken for elizabeth's cousin and then fell in love with jack sparrow
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and I would like to add gollum does do asmr but to be more specific he also does asmr eating live fish
Aragorn: Vlogs like once every other month, always out in the wild, maybe does a Q&A once, always shows his horse, has cinematic footage of mountains from a drone, philosophical voiceover, gets over 1 million views every time he posts
Legolas: Makes fun of Aragorn’s vlogs, finds him in the middle of the woods, acts like Steve Irwin finding an animal in the wild, Gimli appears every once in a while, making weird comments and joining in making fun of Aragorn, Legolas also tries 5 Minute Crafts life hacks and tests them out with Gimli
Gimli: See “Legolas”
Frodo: Reviews books, teaches English language arts, also teaches other languages for free, talks about publishing his own book, very calm
Sam: Cooking channel, does a taste test every once in a while featuring Rosie, Frodo, Merry, and Pippin. Merry and Pippin weren’t supposed to be there the first time they did it, but then they crashed the taste test and the viewers loved them so much that they had to be there for the rest of the time
Merry and Pippin: Commentary channel, they make fun of everything and crack the worst jokes, sometimes they do pranks just to make fun of the prank channels but Pippin enjoys them far too much, the weirdest editing, constantly reference Vine, they also make really stupid music videos about the weirdest subjects
Eowyn: Tests out weapons of all kinds, also rants about everything in her life, enters into Renaissance Faire duels and battles and films them, talks about what formal wear you can pair with a nice sword, weird editing, uses memes a lot
Faramir: Cozy vlogs with Eowyn, talks about meaningful subjects, talks about old poetry and goes into the deeper meanings of them
Boromir: Vlogs with Merry and Pippin, makes workout videos, constantly advertises Faramir’s channel and links it in the description, very fun
Eomer: His videos are a lot like Boromir’s videos, but with more horses, essentially a cowboy, does a lot of horseback riding and includes Eowyn a lot
Arwen: Fashion expert, models her clothes, makes her own, does a lot of Q&As and gets to know her fans with live videos
Gandalf: Posted exactly one (1) video and it was a blurry video of Pippin trying to ride a little Barbie car over a fence and crashing it and Gandalf being like, “Fool of a Took.”
Just saw a tik tok that said George R. R Martin claims Jamie Lannister could beat Aragorn in a sword duel. First of all Aragorn is Dunedain higher race of men and he has the Narsil sword that injured Sauron, Jamie can’t compete where he doesn’t compare. Second of all Boromir in his past life as Ned Stark was Jamie’s fear so…. George better put some respect on Tolkien coming from an author who can’t finish his pro incest story. All in all this comical author has some nerve making these comical proposals
Disclaimer I didn’t even bother reading this but No He Does Not
me starting they both die at the end
-They’re leaving Middle-earth. -Never to return.