“I Am Six-and-seventy Years Old. I Have Known Viserys Longer Than Any Who Sit At This Table And I Will

Farmers daughter take one 🎥

Go where you are respected, where you are appreciated, where you are wanted. You gain nothing by sticking it out and swallowing any mistreatment. But by walking away from those experiences you teach yourself that you are worthy of respect, of love, of quality relationships; and you also teach others that when they do not mirror the same level of respect, their access to you is revoked, end of story.

Frodo: There’s never any crime in The Shire.

Pippin: Not unless we commit some I guess.

Frodo: What??

Pippin: Let’s go fill The Shire with crime! Come on!

The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

dir. Peter Jackson

Do you ever think about how staggeringly in bad taste it is that Gandalf brought a firework that turns into Smaug to Bilbo’s birthday party

Like how were you hoping that would go

The Fellowship of the Ring + Lament for Boromir

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ I have everything and everyone wrapped around my finger, if i want something the whole universe will bend over backwards a thousand times if it has to in order to ensure i get EXACTLY what i want bc i am god. Everything in this world is working for me and only me. Everything is working out for me and going my way, always and forever. Everything in my life is absolutely perfect, and no shitty thoughts can stop me from continuing to live my dream life.⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚

death will not do us part you stupid cunt

Just saw a tik tok that said George R. R Martin claims Jamie Lannister could beat Aragorn in a sword duel. First of all Aragorn is Dunedain higher race of men and he has the Narsil sword that injured Sauron, Jamie can’t compete where he doesn’t compare. Second of all Boromir in his past life as Ned Stark was Jamie’s fear so…. George better put some respect on Tolkien coming from an author who can’t finish his pro incest story. All in all this comical author has some nerve making these comical proposals

Disclaimer I didn’t even bother reading this but No He Does Not