Forever Boromir Apologist

today i overheard a girl say "no, f*ck that. i will be lovely to everyone. maybe some people will remember they have a heart."

PEDRO PASCAL ⏤ Gladiator II | Training 

THE LORD OF THE RINGS: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

Just saw a tik tok that said George R. R Martin claims Jamie Lannister could beat Aragorn in a sword duel. First of all Aragorn is Dunedain higher race of men and he has the Narsil sword that injured Sauron, Jamie can’t compete where he doesn’t compare. Second of all Boromir in his past life as Ned Stark was Jamie’s fear so…. George better put some respect on Tolkien coming from an author who can’t finish his pro incest story. All in all this comical author has some nerve making these comical proposals

Disclaimer I didn’t even bother reading this but No He Does Not

time is just an illusion, you can't change my mind

pippin lives in me

Pippin: excuse me, I have to go make a scene

Pippin: *skipping off to cause chaos *

literally me

I looooove ignoring a character's death in the media I like, like what do you mean they're dead no they aren't they are alive and I'm having a cup of tea with them right now :] no I'm not in denial shut up shut up shutupshutupshut

august

Do you ever think about how staggeringly in bad taste it is that Gandalf brought a firework that turns into Smaug to Bilbo’s birthday party

Like how were you hoping that would go