Advanced Humor

Eowyn: This is my husband, Faramir. He's so handsome and talented and amazing and I'm very proud of him.

Arwen: This is my wonderful husband, Aragorn. I love him very much and believe in him.

Legolas: This is my husband, Gimli. He’s just been cleared of fleas.

if i were aragorn i would kiss boromir too

Tolkien writing and Peter Jackson adapting Lord of the Rings: I'm going to depict a masculinity that is so nontoxic.

Cate Blanchett as Lady Galadriel The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) dir. Peter Jackson

“Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.”

crying because an elf prince, dwarf lord and a fucking king of men dropped everything and ran over 100 miles with barely any rest, to rescue a couple of halflings (who were worth nothing outside the shire, and functionally little more than a burden) because they were their friends.

screaming and throwing up because the golden boy of gondor, the steward's eldest son and his pride and joy; noble heir of the house of húrin, sacrificed his life for those self-same halflings

true hero. my husband.

SEAN BEAN as BOROMIR The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring (2001) dir. Peter Jackson

This is me if you even care

i imagine gimli in a hawaiian shirt and aragorn with a cap and the hobbits with boromir making sandcastles on the beach plus eomer being dressed like a gym bro chad

Legolas: * slowly removing heart shaped sunglasses * I beg your fucking pardon

EMMA. 2020, dir. Autumn de Wilde

House Targaryen

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ I have everything and everyone wrapped around my finger, if i want something the whole universe will bend over backwards a thousand times if it has to in order to ensure i get EXACTLY what i want bc i am god. Everything in this world is working for me and only me. Everything is working out for me and going my way, always and forever. Everything in my life is absolutely perfect, and no shitty thoughts can stop me from continuing to live my dream life.⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚