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My vampire roommate giving me life advice
Guys I'm convinced Ariana Grande is a war criminal.
(I was right about Mr beast too)
Your notes game needs to be updated
Thanks I shall update it
You are??!?!?! (I mean that as a compliment)
You ever see something happen in the news on the internet and just go well this might as well happen guess humanity was a mistake
Look at him! My son! Is almost finished!
When you only read fanfiction and say oh I love reading and someone says "what's your favorite book?":
Hahahahahahah I don't know what those are
Anti-vaxxer extremist RFK Jr, the US Health Secretary, is now actively trying to collect medical records of folks on the autism spectrum. First, he used dehumanizing and infantilizating language to insist people with autism won't 'pay taxes and live a 'normal life' which we all know is ableist bullshit and is literally a precursor to genocide. This man is a monster.
Story time. I started taking birth control that had estrogen (ew trans women take my estrogen please) and I almost bled out and NOW I have next to no stamina I just went on a SHORT bike ride and now I feel like fucking death.
You ever see something happen in the news on the internet and just go well this might as well happen guess humanity was a mistake
Can we stop calling people with glasses ugly?
We have like 40000 hot glasses wearers:
My old dance teacher
Me
etc.
CRUSHed is a second person dating sim fic
Blunt force blood pours is an apocalyptic horror fantasy sci-fi OW
The last thing that I saw was blue is a modern au arcane fic