When your trash gremlin pukes and ruins your plans cause now you have to take care of a little baby guy
my brother just ate HALF OF THE *NEW*!!!!!! CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH THAT IS COMMUNAL SIR HAVE SOME DEACENCY
Guys I'm convinced Ariana Grande is a war criminal.
(I was right about Mr beast too)
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I did :(
When you only read fanfiction and say oh I love reading and someone says "what's your favorite book?":
Hahahahahahah I don't know what those are
am taking perverse pleasure in reminding people it's 2025. that's a star trek year. silly little science fiction number. except it's happening, and DANG ain't it underwhelming!
Nobody:
Not a soul:
No human ever:
Me: if my dad says something stupid and I cry and ruin my makeup I'm gonna puke
Can the demons like, leave me alone.
I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor.
When you have an animal and text people nothing pictures of them.
Can we stop calling people with glasses ugly?
We have like 40000 hot glasses wearers:
My old dance teacher
Me
etc.
Fanfiction is so weird I'll be reading something that'll make me feel real emotions and could rival Shakespeare. And then....
The phrase "little meow meow" will pop up and I'll throw my phone across the room.
nice thought but.... uh
guys I think we're all going to be ok
Remember when everyone thought the world was ending?
Now you look at people's posts back then and it's just: