So I Watched The Sandman…

And we were almost eaten by a Winnebago!

Our mage [It was a wendigo.] (via outofcontextdnd)

(During In Your Heart Shall Burn)

Cullen: If we are to have a chance, let that thing hear you.

The Inquisitor, standing on the roof of the chantry: HEY FUCKFACE

How tall are gnomes?

As we went on search for a missing animal, we came across a gnome town. Our party consists of a transgender Male Monk Houri who is 5'11", a 5'4" female elf fighter, and a 6'7" Male dragonborn Ranger. 

GM: “As you walk out of the woods following the tracks you see a small gnome town”

Houri (OOC): How tall is it?

GM: well its small because they aren’t very tall.

Dragonborn (OOC): but how tall are they?

GM: they are smaller than dwarves.

Elf (OOC) : are they small enough to accidentally step on.

GM: *looks up characteristics of gnomes* as adults they are between 3 to 3 and a half feet. 

Houri (OOC): so you are saying that if i wanted to i could punt the gnomes… *everyone laughs* … I’m not saying im going to but im just asking if i could. 

GM: if you wanted to you could punt the gnomes, but you get the feeling you would have the whole town of about 50 gnomes after you. 

Elf and Dragonborn (OOC): Don’t punt the gnome.

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Gladio (via incorrect-is-correct)

“I’m going to make a vow of enmity against the pyjamas.”

Can you make a master post for all of your travel times posts?

coming right up!

travel times in thedas masterpost

there are quite a few, so i suggest crtl + f / cmd + f to search the page for your destination!

by game

originsawakeninginquisition

by character

duncan’s route to all the originshawke’s escape from lotheringdanarius’ route to kirkwall – includes two possible routeslavellan’s route to the conclave – includes three possible routesthe inquisition’s route to skyholdbanished wardens’ route to weisshaupt

by route

adamant fortress to weisshauptamaranthine to denerimamaranthine to the dragonbone wastesantiva city to denerimcumberland to vyrantiumdalish camp (origins) to ostagardalish camp (origins) to mont-de-glacedenerim to dalish camp (origins)denerim to havendenerim to lotheringdenerim to soldier’s peakgherlen’s pass to kinloch holdhaven to skyhold – after ‘in your heart shall burn’highever to denerim – includes three possible routeshighever to havenjader to havenkinloch hold to amaranthinekinloch hold to higheverkirkwall to amaranthinekirkwall to higheverkirkwall to jaderkirkwall to ostwick – includes two possible routeslavellan clan camp to haven – includes three possible routeslothering to dalish camp (origins)lothering to kinloch holdlothering to ostagarlothering to redcliffeminrathous to estwatch  – new!!minrathous to kirkwall – includes two possible routesminrathous to vyrantiumnordbotten to weisshauptredcliffe to gherlen’s passredcliffe to havenredcliffe to honnleathseheron city to qunandar (par vollen)skyhold to adamant fortressskyhold to crestwood villageskyhold to cumberlandskyhold to dalish camp (inquisition)skyhold to din’an hanin (emerald graves)skyhold to estwatch – includes two possible routes  – new!!skyhold to fort connor (hinterlands)skyhold to halamshiralskyhold to hargrave keep (fallow mire)skyhold to havenskyhold to jaderskyhold to minrathous – includes three possible routesskyhold to ostwickskyhold to redcliffe villageskyhold to rock top ridge (hissing wastes)skyhold to sahrnia (emprise du lion)skyhold to solasan (forbidden oasis)skyhold to south reachskyhold to suledin keep (emprise du lion)skyhold to the storm coastskyhold to therinfal redoubtskyhold to val royeuxskyhold to wycome  – new!!vigil’s keep to amaranthinevigil’s keep to the black marshvigil’s keep to the knotwood hillsvigil’s keep to the wending woodweisshaupt to val royeauxwycome to denerimwycome to estwatch – new!!wycome to haven – includes three possible routeswycome to jaderwycome to kirkwall

DIY

transport speeds – includes dragons & ravensscale map of thedas – includes my reasoning & maths

route not here?

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UPDATED 28.5.16