“humans don’t do anything for free” somewhere out there there is a guy who spent days if not weeks of his life cataloguing every stupid thing you can do on stardew valley so that you can minmax the fuck out of growing potatoes on a pixel grid for quite literally no reason but that it might help someone else
Does your OC have a faceclaim?
chris hemsworth is like a DnD character whose class 100% does not require a high charisma stat but he put it as his highest stat anyways like “hmm I think it will be useful (:” so he just walks around as a muscle-bound brawler who can also inexplicably get anything he wants from anyone by smiling at them
Warlock: I threw a bra into the summon spell and now there's gonna be a Giant Bra Demon!
DM: Don't worry, it won't be that bad: that's a support class.
*Points to Ardyn*: Fuck you
*Points to Gladio*: Fuck me
*Points to Prompto*: Fuck me
*Points to Ignis*: Fuck me
*Points to Noctis*: Fuck me
Now let me peel some fucking potatoes, Helen.
aggressively attempting to be a good houseguest (via outofcontextdnd)
yrdraxxas, you kidder, you
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Can I just go through one playthrough without joining the Companions for these two?
No?
Well, okay.
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