I Hope You Mean What I Think You Mean

how skinny I feel when I drink a big ass full water bottle

mmmm 90s Brian 🤤

Brian talking about the Red Special in 1992 (x)

(my gifs)

I actually need to rant about everything bad Brian May has done because everyone acts like he's SO innocent and it pmo so bad. I literally JUST say someone on Pinterest say "ugh.. he's only so pure..." because there was this goofy ass whisper about 'freaky' Brian whispers (the OP literally called me out???) I know this lowk has nothing to do with what I'm talking about but I needed to say that 😪.

They forget this is the same man who cheated on his first wife when she was pregnant TWICE. First time was when she was pregnant with Jimmy (I don't know if they knew they were pregnant yet though but the timeline matches up to when she was pregnant so it doesn't matter) on their New's Of the World american tour. I think what had happened was there was an after-party somewhere in New Orleans and he went after Peaches and yk. I'm pretty sure Chrissy would've been at least 2 months at this time, adding up Jimmy's birthday and the tour's start. I think there was a other time she just disappeared. I don't know. I'm not an expert correct me if I'm wrong. I think the time she might've fled was when they played in New Orleans in '75.

Second time, the most known time. Anita and Brian's PUBLIC affair. Positively insane. They were always so lovey-dovey on TV and then acted shocked when they got caught. Well, what did you think was going to happen. All the blame is actually 50/50 for them both. I mean, Brian was the one who talked to her first but Anita was the one who KNEW he had a wife and still decided to pursue a romantic relationship with him. Quite literally in interviews she has said they met at a movie premiere and she stepped over Chrissy like wowww. But it's also Brian's fault because he was the one who went back to Anita time and time again. I also heard they met because they hooked up some time around live aid? I don't know if this is true. I'd believe it if it was though. He also made her cry on TV because he "broke up" with her. knowing well he wouldn't go back to Chrissy if it was the last thing he did. #justiceforchrissy

This 'man' is a man child to the farthest extent. On Queen's first Japan tour Brian had a fit in a bar. After a show, Brian went to the bar and was trying to get a drink but the dude behind the counter was like, "uh hey bro we're about to close. no more drinks for the night." and Brian had a whole tantrum and started shouting "Do you know who I am!". This one is pure facts. Also when he would start fights in the studio for NO REASON. Punched Roger in the face for no reason in the studio. He is a stubborn control freak and it shows. He can't take any criticism to save his life.

This man can't stop cheating. I know I listed cheating a paragraph before the last but that was JUST when his wife was pregnant 😹. He has a lot of known cheating stories but there's still some that aren't addressed that he has accidentally mentioned before. Speaking of, he was on the "Fret Not' podcast a little over a year ago (video here). At about 19:30 he starts mentioning "Love affairs" and this random woman who left his house? It couldn't have been Chrissy because that doesn't make sense. I'm assuming it was the 70's if he was broke because in the 80's he had multiple houses. It would've not been hard to pay a little 3 dollar per minute fee just to phone in for at least 15 minutes (45 dollars for 15 minutes, it is).

Another cheating story is his secretary, Julie Glover. There's literal pictures of them together. Anita found out and called Julie's husband and it was a MESS. Julie was around since 1985 so you never know If she could've been been with Brian. I think someone said it (the affair) might've started in 1995 because there's pictures of them together then but I'm not sure. Julie quit her job shortly after the public got a hold of their affair in 1999 and then Anita and Brian got married. Messy.....

pictures of them together, late 90s. Couldn't find the '95 picture.

The whole Peaches saga that I briefly explained in the 2nd paragraph. But I will explain further. In 1974, Queen had a celebration for Queen II in April. The month is important because I read somewhere Chrissy and Brian got engaged in late March of 1974 so that's just great. There was this young stripper named Peaches at 'The Dungeon' in New Orleans (this obviously inspired Now I'm Here). They had sex (most likely. she was a stripper.) and Brian fell in love with her. He kept trying to find her and was hoping to see her for the tour but then he fell ill and didn't see her for a year or two. Then in 1977 they had another encounter and he wrote, "It's late" about her. Writing two songs about a woman who didn't really care for you is insane.

He also preaches about don't hurt animals but he killed 12 deer on his property in the '10's.

He always tries to stay relevant like every other aging rockstar tends to do. He is always on Instagram trying to find a new project like okay Brian we get it gosh. Maybe you were great then you don't have to be great now. Just let the fans come to you. It's like when he keeps trying to feature on songs and stuff.

He always tries to play victim. Like when he was cheating a lot. "God why is my love life so bad" I don't know maybe don't cheat and be a good husband??? Just a thought though.

i heard a story on Instagram not too long ago about someone saying that they were at a concert and Brian was manipulating them into coming to his hotel room. Saying lines like, "I'm so lonely". The YOUNG woman politely declined and he got mad.

I think this is all I have to say. Most of this is cheating stories so what does that say about Brian.

Brian May isn't innocent. Some of y'all need to wake up.

i wish I was old enough to have social media at the time of Queen's peak in popularity in the 10s

me

gotta keep the real ones on speed dial 🗣 don't let my mans Brimi cook

hey, gang. I fear I haven't posted in like 2 weeks. It's just because I've had a devious plan brewing. YOOO I'M MAKING A BRIAN MAY FANFIC 🔥. I have NEVER written a fanfic before so cut me some slack. It will be somehow horrible in some way, at some point. It might come out in the next few days (maybe tmrw or the next day if you're lucky) . it will be on ao3 in at least on Feb 19th because that's when I get an invitation. bye bye.

this outfit is *chefs kiss*

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