ꔛ☎ . . “ Hello? Who is this? ” . ꧁✧ - PARODY ACCOUNT - ✮ - ASK BLOG . - ✧꧂
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I shook him too much I think
Don't bring me back to jail!!! :(
Guys what do I do when Zuka is knocked out cold
(?? OH YOU DELETED IT NO WONDET I CANT FRIEND U. UR ACCOUNT DOESNT EXIST ANYMORE ERRMM QLLSO I MEANT DISCORD)
>Aggressive waving.
...
Is that Banhammer?! I'm not going back to jail!!!
(ok but srsly whok is this our system doesnt recognize u)
(WHAT IS WITH THE NUMBERS THAT WAS GONE AGES AGO GO UPDATE YOUR ACCOUNT) (ALSO IS THWT CORRECT BECAUSE I CSNT FRIEND U)
>Aggressive waving.
...
Is that Banhammer?! I'm not going back to jail!!!
(ok but srsly whok is this our system doesnt recognize u)
(NO BUT DO WE KNOW YOU 😭😭😭😭 WE'RE BIOGRAFT8754 ON DISCORD?? IF U HAVE THAT???)
>Aggressive waving.
...
Is that Banhammer?! I'm not going back to jail!!!
(ok but srsly whok is this our system doesnt recognize u)
@bdotzuka :3c
( @cocoraral i love u grandpa /ooc)
i always mean it when i say i love you btw
(ITS OKAY WERE SORYG WE WAS JUST ASKING IF WE KNEW YOU !!!!!!!!!! BCUZ WE DIDNT RECOGNIZE YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!! WELCOME TO HELL . ITS PARODY ACCOUTNS)
>Aggressive waving.
...
Is that Banhammer?! I'm not going back to jail!!!
(ok but srsly whok is this our system doesnt recognize u)
>Aggressive waving.
...
Is that Banhammer?! I'm not going back to jail!!!
(ok but srsly whok is this our system doesnt recognize u)
???
@cocoraral
HIHIHJNNBUIIIHIIHII
hi blankie it's me . jelly. 8754
WAVES WAVS QAVES HIIII
@bdotzuka Help
Banhammer's outside of my hideout please help
I left your apartment last night. Help me
reminder to:
straighten your back
go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT
go take your meds if you need to
drink some water
go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while
maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)
reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about
maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?
@bdotzuka :'[
Goodmorning :]
I don't know what happened last night? I just crashed at Zuke's place though,
Why is there so many animal videos on my " For You " on this app? Zuka??
Anyways, I'm making Zuka watch animal videos with me! It's all that's on my For You, anyways,
@bdotzuka
I know you're tired of my torment :3c
Buuut, it's funny! Your reaction is silly.
:3c
I know which room you are in.
Hi Zuka
@bdotzuka
I found you Zuka :3c
^_^ Thank you Zuka!!
Also I'm okay, it's not that bad! I'm surprised my phone still is waterproof, actually! Just found out!
Hi Zuka
@bdotzuka
I found you Zuka :3c
Hi Zuka
@bdotzuka
I found you Zuka :3c
YEAH!!
Hu!! I'm Broky X3
Zuka helped me make this account!!!! Idk if he has this too tho... >.<
My pronouns are he / him and they / them :3c!!
(✧ PARODY ACCOUNT. PHIGHTING MADE BY AIDN.)
(✧ - IT / THEY / HE. )
(✧ - DOC.)
(✧ - MINOR.)
(✧ - D.I.D. SYS , AUTISTIC.)
(✧ - @bdotzuka IS @cocoraral FOLLOW BOTH !!)