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Dialogue Thing #8

"I like my boys how I like my girls..."

*Holding up a sketchbook* "With huge muscles?"

*Blushing furiously* "Where did you get that-"

(I apologize for my lack of consistency)

In Light Of Today's Events:

I seem to be perpetually crying inside.

We're all gonna miss you, Solar. 💔

*Sun and Moon getting ready for a formal event*

Sun: (Peeking into Moon's room) Moon? Moon, are you almost ready? We have to-

Moon: (Wearing a strapless flowing dress)

Sun: ...

Moon: ...What?

Sun: ...You need to pick a different outfit.

Moon: ...Why?

Sun: (Steps into Moon's room, revealing him wearing the exact same dress)

Moon: (Sighs) I knew I'd seen it somewhere...

Wrote this to ignore the events of today's episode

Dialogue Thing #7

"You wanna tell me why you smell like a burnt pancake?"

"...Do you want the answer that's gonna make you laugh at me?"

"..."

"..."

"I...just tell me if we're gonna have to clean up the kitchen or call the fire department."

Dialogue Thing #6

*Runs into house and slams door shut behind them*

"Hey!!"

"Hey... What's going on?"

"Oh... nothing. Nothing is happening..."

"Why do you look so tired...Oh, my gosh..."

"Uh, I gotta do... something-"

"WHY IS OUR HOUSE SURROUNDED ENTIRELY BY DUCKS!?"

Dialogue Thing #5

"...What... happened...?"

"Well, it all started when I was five years old, and-"

"I MEAN, WHY IS THE TABLE ON FIRE!!!??"

*Earth tucking Lunar into bed*

Lunar: Good night, Earth.

Earth: (kisses Lunar's head)

Lunar: (holding up Spigot) And Spigot.

Earth: (kisses Spigot's head)

Lunar: (pointing out the window) Now Jack.

Earth: (Turns around to see Jack watching them on the balcony)

Earth: ...

Lunar: ...

Jack: Returning to the darkness...

I don't know I'm sorry it's early

Dialogue Thing #4

"How...how could you?"

"I swear, it's not what it looks like!"

"Don't give me that!! I know what's going on here!"

"But... I-"

"You SAID we could watch the season finale of Yu-Gi-Oh 5ds together!!"

Dialogue Thing #3

"All right, that's it! You're getting in the time-out hole!"

"That... that's just a bathtu-"

"GET IN THE HOLE!!"

Dialogue Thing #2

"We never truly notice the passage of time until the moments that it seems to stop."

"Okay... I think you've had enough for tonight..."

Dialogue Thing #1

"Hey, there...did it hurt?"

"Did...what hurt?"

"..."

"You forgot the second half of the pickup line, didn't you?"

"... Can I try again?"

Hello, Internet.

I may or may not post stuff here, I'm bad at consistency. If I do it's probably gonna be unfinished stories or drawings or... whatever.

That's pretty much it.