Friendly Reminder That You Don't Have To Get Your Chores/other Stuff You Need To Do Done All At Once.

My attack on Nathaneel!

I don't think she is on tumblr, so feel free to check her artfight profile!

https://artfight.net/~Nathaneel

I'm sorry, what?????? Is tiktok ok??????????

the people on tiktok are dealing with a trans man who thinks he is the reincarnation of Hitler, but Tumblr is just vibing with the vanilla extract, gotta love the wild differences

Free him of these moral shackles, let papyrus swear!

Let Them Say Fuck, Round 1D

People on this site will put together polls like "The Banach-Tarski Paradox versus Camembert Cheese", then act like the results prove that they're surrounded by idiots.

What a chad

oh my god, my little brother is a fucking maniac. He's playing elden ring, and he just beat the tree sentinel with a level 1 wretch, first attempt, using the default club, WITHOUT torrent. He's nine years old

Our student group at graphic design noticed this like day one and you can imagine the confusion and anger when we found out that our semester long projects could be used to train AI

I gotta have to ask some professors if I can use krita instead of Photoshop, but I assume I will not be able to find replacement for InDesign and illustrator:/

how do you guys feel about my lock screen

It's time to get spooky

Good news for you, this August 23rd.

He's so fabulous, love it

closeup of gimm with heels

Just wait till the alien finds out about the concept of a claymore roomba

on the topic of humans being the intergalactic “hold my beer” species: imagine an alien stepping onto a human starship and seeing a space roomba™ with a knife duct taped onto it, just wandering around the ship

it doesn’t have any special intelligence. it’s just a normal space roomba. there are other space roombas on the ship and they don’t have knives. it’s just this one. knife space roomba has full clearance to every room in the ship. occasionally crew members will be talking and then suddenly swear and clutch their ankle. knife space roomba putters off, leaving them to their mild stab wounds.

“what is the point?” asks the alien as another crew member casually steps over the knife-wielding robot. “is it to test your speed and agility?”

“no it doesn’t really go that fast,” replies the captain.

“does it teach you to stay ever-vigilant?”

“I mean I guess so but that’s more of a side effect.”

“does it weed out the weak? does it protect you from invaders? do repeated stabbings let your species heal more quickly in the future?”

“it doesn’t stab very hard, it gets us more than it gets our enemies, and no, but that sounds cool — someone write that down.”

“but then what is its purpose?”

“I don’t know,” the captain says, leaning down to give the space roomba an affectionate pat. “it just seemed cool”