Curtis (my Narrator) and I are here to say how much we appreciate you. You are an amazing person and a great artist. You are one of our stops on our tour and we have some candy for you
Do you want it?
first off, thank you so much!!
this genuinely made my night, and I appreciate getting to see this in my inbox! you’re both far too kind.
second, of course! I would gladly accept the candy!
I hope that the both of you are doing well and hope to cross paths with the both of you again sometime! :]]
guess who decided to redo his introduction post..
it’s me.
drew this once. do with this information what you will.
also drew a Scarameow for the blyfriwnd,, <333 (i have never drawn anything genshin up until this pount I have no idea what I’m doijg)
RAGHHHH I DID A REDRAW OF THE FIEST POST ON HERE THE OTHWR DAY,, (two variations this time? thats crazy..)
eating these whole /vvpos
here’s the original (below) if anyone hasn’t seen it!!
RAHHH i know this isn’t art related at all but to whoever wrote “have a great day :]” on my drink the other day I want you to know that I did in fact have a great day and you’re literally so sweet I am going to sob thank you??
THIS MADE MY DAY ANDBDNSBFMBFKG,,,
i don't follow the Stanley parable fandom, do y'all do the sans undertale thing like "this is my favorite character, stanley parable" or "this is my favorite character, stanley stanleyparable"
oh my god I’m going to explode WHAT (waiting on my last three Tally Hall plushies to arrive)
giving into the temptations of testing this for myself
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying
i know vitamin c basically neutralizes adhd meds but lemonade good
[ID: A grey userbox featuring an image of a bucket with a sticker of said-bucket and a sticker that says "property of Stanley" in all caps. The text beside it reads "this user loves The Stanley Parable!" /END ID.]
I would do anything for this tbh
i need there to be a cooking momma style update to tsp where you can bake/cook atrocious things while the narrator screams at you to follow the recipe. bonus points if there's a way to make the entire game blow up.
‼️🔥🏳️🌈💥🪣
💯🙏💛🟨👍
shower. not a bath, a shower. use water as hot or cold as u like. u dont even need to wash. just get in under the water and let it run over you for a while. sit on the floor if you gotta.
moisturize everything. use whatever lotion u like. unscented? dollar store lotion? fancy ass 48 hour lotion that makes u smell like a field of wildflowers? use whatever you want, and use it all over.
put on clean, comfortable clothes.
put on ur favorite underwear. cute black lacy panties? those ridiculous boxers u bought last christmas with candy cane hearts on the butt? put em on.
drink cold water. use ice. if u want, add some mint or lemon for an extra boost.
clean something. doesn’t have to be anything big. organize one drawer of ur desk. wash five dirty dishes. do a load of laundry. scrub the bathroom sink.
blast music. listen to something upbeat and dancey and loud, something that’s got lots of energy. sing to it, dance to it, even if you suck at both.
make food. don’t just grab a granola bar to munch. take the time and make food. even if it’s ramen. add something special to it, like a hard boiled egg or some veggies. prepare food, it tastes way better, and you’ll feel like you accomplished something.
make something. write a short story or a poem, draw a picture, color a picture, fold origami, crochet or knit, sculpt something out of clay, anything artistic. even if you don’t think you’re good at it.
go outside. take a walk. sit in the grass. look at the clouds. smell flowers. put your hands in the dirt and feel the soil against your skin.
call someone. call a loved one, a friend, a family member, call a chat service if you have no one else to call. talk to a stranger on the street. have a conversation and listen to someone’s voice. if you can’t, text or email or whatever, just have some social interaction with another person. even if you don’t say much, listen to them.
cuddle your pets if you have them/can cuddle them. take pictures of them. talk to them. tell them how u feel, about your favorite movie, a new game coming out.
I would give my entire wallet for thjs oh my god
"Stanley took the next highway exit left."
[Person takes the wrong turn.]
"This was not the correct way to his destination, and Stanley had apparently not paid attention to what the GPS was saying. Or maybe he thought he knew better. Stanley was wrong."
Hello hello, Stanley here!
Normally I wouldn’t share this kinda stuff, but this is important to me- Marvin’s Marvelous Mechanical Museum is in danger of being demolished, and it would hurt those who love it for what it is and those who have yet to go. I personally want to go, and if this happens, I, along with many others, might never be able to. please share and/or sign this if you can! /nfaa https://chng.it/YFKL52rnY5
2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!
We’ll find you Ashley.
GOODYBHE I JUSTR EALIZED I REPOSTED THE THE OBLITERATED TWINK THING IM SO SORRY
why is there a sequel..
sorru the Narrator added alternates to the parable i am terrified
ooheeoo iTHIS IS THE REAL REASON WHY THE EMPLOYEES ARE NKT ALLOWED TO SPEAMK.. /j
no way is that neil ciciere- no neverming it’s just.
NOW AY. POMNI.??????! JAW FROPS EXPLODES DOES 284836927492 BACKFLIPS
I have become painfully aware of the fact that I have yet to do an intro on this site-
ooheeoo iTHIS IS THE REAL REASON WHY THE EMPLOYEES ARE NKT ALLOWED TO SPEAMK.. /j
you’ve seen the Spamton divorce cake. Now you have the Gearling divorce cake..