Y'know What?

Every five minutes the automatic light at my work turns off on me like

Sorry, I didn't know I was supposed to be doing aerobics in here :/

the cdc said we can kiss each other on the mouth

The verdict is out. As retribution for never having worked at the house of burger, I am doomed to spend two days in the late-night Mcdonald's. A fate only known to an unlucky few, that I will soon have to count myself a part of.

Everyday I wake up, and my first thought is "Ah Fuck, I'm still alive." And then I have to go do my silly little tasks AGAIN. JUST LIKE I DID THE DAY BEFORE. AND THE DAY BEFORE THAT. WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END???!?!

Where are the drawings op

Bring pictochat to the switch I need to send everyone my anime drawings of Mario and Luigi weeping under the moonlight while cherry blossom falls

Oh and:

Talk to men.

So far today at work I've had to:

Clean blood off of a door,

Manage three entrances by myself, all very far apart,

Learn how to turn off the handicap lock,

Let two groups into the building at the same time, from opposite doors,

And catch like, 30 seels in Pokémon Go.

I got here two hours ago.

i wake up in the morning, i roll my neck, i say: “some things belong only to me. to have secrets is to be human.”

T

Tweeter dot com?

Sometimes, everyone knows the answer, but no-one is willing to tell you what it is.

Vintage lobster postcards.