NEW! TITS!

You should all know by now that her name is Resistance

white people baby naming culture peaked when bella really named her kid Renenemone

Beyond Birthday's not even a fuckin' name. No I will not take criticism on this post.

I AM NOW IN SEARCH OF AN ENEMY TO INEVITABLY FALL IN LOVE WITH BY THE END OF THE BOOK. PLEASE APPLY ASAP AS I AM DOING VERY WELL IN MY CASTLE WITH MY VAST AMOUNTS OF WEALTH AND I DESIRE TO SPICE THINGS UP FOR PLOT REASONS.

Yeah??? What about it???

the problem is that going to bed at night feels like a chore whereas lying down for a forbidden nap at 4pm feels like the pinnacle of decadence

Can I... Can I have the link?

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

It's okay... u can say Frankenstein... I understand...

one thing about me is I will always enjoy a special and miserable little man

disney concept art: the most beautiful dynamic original thing i have ever seen

disney finished project: rubber same face minimalism regurgitated plots 

Every five minutes the automatic light at my work turns off on me like

Sorry, I didn't know I was supposed to be doing aerobics in here :/

Alternate title to Soldier, Poet King, by The Oh Hellos,

Cowboy, Ninja, Viking.