I changed my sister's nickname on Instagram to 'The Creature 👽👽👽' and then five minutes later got a notification that she changed mine to 'gronch mcsquank'.
Instagram, when I die, and my grave says 'gronch mcsquank', I hope you're in there with me.
Finally, someone gets it.
🤔 much to think about
You're just mad you're not a cool silver dragon.
I am a rat and this website is the deep frier at a whataburger in texas
I would like to clarify THE DRINK.
hahahaha hoo *takes a beaker full of glowy green laboratory juice and drinks its contents* aw haha *becomes an evil and fucked up monster* hahaha
leave my buff orc "Mama Urog" alone
cant believe there are people out there who open up skyrim and unironically play as some shit thats not an argonian
Hi all! Happy holidays. I need to ask for some help. The last few months have been incredibly hard for me. I have gone through a break up and as a result had to move into a totally empty house with very little in the way of personal possessions or clothes or food. Last night I noticed I have a tooth that’s actively falling apart and so I need to get it taken care of ASAP before it needs to be pulled. Unfortunately, this is what my checking account looks like:
On top of all of that, my phone is barely functional and lasting for less than an hour unplugged, I need to find a new psych in my new home state for treating my adhd, and I need to find a doctor and get back on HRT, in addition to the hundreds I already owe in medical debt. With how much I need it feels silly to even set a goal, but I’ll set one at 1200 USD for roughly what I need to get my account back in the positive and pay for a dentist visit, and any extra is for essentials.
I am sorry to have to do this but I don’t have any other choice. My life is in a very strange place and I don’t have a lot of stability and my financial situation is not helping that. If you have appreciated my comics or music and would like to support my continued existence, then click the following link:
PayPal.me/jocomicsgirl
Thank you all so, so much from the bottom of my heart.
12/25/2020
Update: GOAL MET. Thank you all. Thank you. Without you I would not have been able to afford to treat this at all and my tooth would probably have just gotten infected and needed to be pulled. Now I can probably get by with a root canal. Thank you for helping keep my body all in one piece and functional. Thank you. No more donations needed but any more received will be put towards the other expenses I mentioned above. Thank you.
Fuck the military, all my homies hate the military.
Can we get...??? The screen cap??? Or???
coupled with like. you know how in mandy there’s that scene where she walks out of the water and he looks at her through the fire and the only look we get at her is from the neck up and she looks like this gaunt and kind of grotesque and incredibly beautiful otherwordly thing with one enormous throbbing eye. and you’re like oh he loves her.
God gave me terrible aim so I couldn't toss a basket ball into the heavens yelling headshot and kill him instantly.
Sometimes, everyone knows the answer, but no-one is willing to tell you what it is.
Vintage lobster postcards.