Mood

Fuck Travis

Audrey has art block

sasalele

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

based on a real thing that happened at work this week (no kids were hurt but holy shit was it funny)

Foolish of you to assume I’m only one of all of the options above (sorry if my English is broken, I’m not American)

You're always prepared to say anything and its hilarious, someone could post about a single grain of sand and your comment always makes us question reality

there is always a grain of sand in your belly button

i don’t care if you’ve never been to the beach, look around long enough and it’s there 

Summoning your bestie like

Bruce: Will you guys calm down? Dick is not going to be mayor. It’s just for the investigation.

Tim: These things have a way of snowballing, Bruce. One day he’s mayor, the next, his face is on our currency.

Jason: I can’t believe I’m going to have to assassinate a public figure.

Beautiful

This was too brilliant to not share with you all.