If I Was Batman Villain I’d Just Put All My Time, Effort And Energy Into Slashing His Tires, No Matter

joan jett (2000-2006). you agree.

hysterectomy feels like it would clear up a lot of space for storage. if i get them to yank that sucker out can i put a beer fridge or maybe a ps2 in there

It's almost time for Zack and Cody's reservation at the Italian restaurant

Of course you don’t. Free college might hinder the school-to-prison pipeline your  prison owning donors depend on

I have so many feelings about Hobie’s back patch you know the spider with the letters

And for the longest time before I saw the movie I was sitting there going “SFMN? SMFN??” Like I got SM is spider man and just could not for the life of me figure out the FN

Until I saw the movie and suddenly it clicked

Friendly Neighborhood Spider Man

Like be still my HEART you’re telling me that Hobie Brown Mr spider punk still came up with (in his universe, HIS canon) that moniker and liked it enough to put it huge on his back so everyone can see

There’s just something so wholesome about seeing a punk with the title ‘friendly’ attached to them (which they are, like they are the MOST friendly) because you know most people would see him and be like Oo scary punk spider but he’s like no I am in fact your friendly neighborhood spider man read my vest

I just have a lot of feelings about this and I love Hobie and Spider-Man and Spiderverse and uugghhh

fandom creators always make choso look “blank” or “stoic” when he probably has the biggest range of expressions out of anybody in jjk

i’m gonna be so real with you guys. before i looked through the tag i thought that hbomberguy was some sort of Goncharov D.B. Cooper. i’ve never heard of hbomberguy in my LIFE before today i genuinely thought this was tumblr’s new made up meme of the week.

PLATONIC INTERPRETATIONS OF CHARACTER DYNAMICS ARENT ANY LESS VALID THAN ROMANTIC ONES PELASEE