Girls R So Fucking Pretty Like Shut Up And Come Makeout With Me Rn

“limited series” “infinity comic” “cancelled after 10 issues” “written by [the same horrible writer who has written everything for the past three years]” “soft universe reset” “movie adaptation” I really don’t think we’re gonna make it guys

someone: hi

me: did you know the narrative that school shooters in the US are all bullying victims is false and originates from inaccurate coverage of one of the most infamous school shootings, the columbine shooting? in reality the columbine shooters were reactionaries who isolated themselves deliberately and followed an ideology that positioned them "above" the rest. so, a lot of school shooters are actually ideologically motivated rather than revenge motivated. no one knows this and the media paints these murderers as victims. do you want to know what the columbine effect is? also I have a lot to say about "stranger danger" as a conservative fear campaign to promote the isolated nuclear family

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

Not all men- right Tim Drake, Dick Grayson and Jason Todd would never.

Mickey Mouse finally enters the Public Domain tomorrow, remember to have fun with that. And use the character that will legally be yours

some days you cannot help but pity some people

Boring people the second they see something a little creative,silly,experimental,or even just a little confussing: UHMM...⁉️ WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH 😂 WHAT WERE THEY SMOKING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😭🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😭😭🤣😂😭😂

I have so many feelings about Hobie’s back patch you know the spider with the letters

And for the longest time before I saw the movie I was sitting there going “SFMN? SMFN??” Like I got SM is spider man and just could not for the life of me figure out the FN

Until I saw the movie and suddenly it clicked

Friendly Neighborhood Spider Man

Like be still my HEART you’re telling me that Hobie Brown Mr spider punk still came up with (in his universe, HIS canon) that moniker and liked it enough to put it huge on his back so everyone can see

There’s just something so wholesome about seeing a punk with the title ‘friendly’ attached to them (which they are, like they are the MOST friendly) because you know most people would see him and be like Oo scary punk spider but he’s like no I am in fact your friendly neighborhood spider man read my vest

I just have a lot of feelings about this and I love Hobie and Spider-Man and Spiderverse and uugghhh

honestly idgaf about like. putting queer discourse into a community poll as if its up for debate but genuinely if you don't include or support asexual and aromantic people you should unfollow me. don't want you here and yes that includes cisgender people and yes that includes straight people who are aro or ace. i don't caaaaaare dude thog don't care