Does Anybody Know How To Flirt With Girls In Real Life

not a dream

next month I turn 30 or in internet terms, ancient being soon-to-die turns 110 on the 16th of March

at this point when the girl i like posts something "i want what they have" (this time referring to branch and poppy) my first thought is boohoo we could have that but nooooo you just had to call off our date...massive L for you tbh

yes i still like her dont judge me

anyway since gen alpha are so obsessed with rizzing people up they should teach me how to get this girl

someone give me the motivation to read a book

i really wanna read solitaire (by alice oseman) or finish the percy jackson series so i can catch up with the newest olympian but also so i can get closer to learning more information about the riordanverse bc i have literally only have knowledge of the pjo series and nothing else 😭

Yesterday I had a dreamt Tumblr started drawing Perry the Platypus humanized and he became a Tumblr-sexyman even tho he doesn't have a Canon human design yet. Then Disney made it canon and married him with Doofenshmirtz on a theatrical movie. Everyone cried and called it the ship of all time, blueprints, etc etc. And even casual people started cosplaying them. And making weddings themed after them. A floating sans head was there for some reason, whispered "February 1" and I woke up in a cold sweat

consuming mass amounts of media related to my hyperfixation isnt enough i need to eat it

nick being able to draw is everything

love the addition of charlie writing 1.) with the pen instead of pencil :))

How did no one notice them dating when they acted like absolute fools in form together 😭💀🤧

Can y'all tell I'm in my miraculous phase again

fun thing about herding and/or generally neurotic breeds: they are really good at following rules you have instituted, but they will also make their own Dog Rules they will follow stringently whether or not you like it