yesterday i went to a party and i kissed this girl and she kept trying to give me her linkedin and i was like ...LINKEDIN? and she said yes linkedin. so i said i dont use linkedin. do you have instagram though. and she was like yes i do have instagram. you should add me on linkedin. and i said i dont use linkedin. and she said i will add you on linkedin. and i said girl give me your instagram you are NOT flirting with me through linkedin. and she was like. ok. fine. here's my instagram then. and gave me her instagram, which she clearly uses a lot, so it wasnt even that she only uses linkedin but rather that she just wanted to talk to me through linkedin specifically. fascinating woman if i wasnt already attracted to her her unwavering loyalty to linkedin wouldve drawn me in for sure
Why did I just sit down for a solid 10 minutes thinking about how the “knee deep in the passenger seat” line of Casual doesn’t make sense….
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crying why is Seth Meyers there 💀
Taskmaster: Into the Taskhusbands-verse (and Seth Meyers is there as well)
alternatively: Hello, Taskmaster fans. I'm slowly getting into Taskmaster and more British comedy in general. Please allow me to enter; I offer you possibly out-of-character art because I am a bit rusty fanfic-wise. (But I also tried writing the alt text, which might as well be a fanfic...)
Below be my suffering trying to draw.
If I'm being honest, I admittedly was not happy with this drawing. I was planning on trying rendering for the first time digitally (as in not just shading and lighting, but also blending it all in), and my device kept heating up and lagging so hard. I scrolled through a ton of Taskmaster art, and I was really in awe at the talent you all have, and one day, I hope to finally get a better device to show my full potential.
P.S. If any fic writers would like to insert Seth Meyers into their story, please hit me up. Sincerely, self-proclaimed Sethhead and Corrections jackal.
So Sally Jackson dropped a match in a milkshake and immediately Poseidon showed up
Which means that her milkshake did in fact bring all the boys to the yard
idk if it’s the mental illness but sharing literally any information feels like oversharing. i’ll be like “i skipped breakfast this morning” and immediately im like “i might as well have told them where i buried the money”
I make fun of coffee drinkers for being physically addicted to and dependent on badbreath bitterdrink but when i dont have my morning tea i feel like a mentally ill caveman about to do something bad.
When I am at work and auntie sends me this
Mentally I am here
someone give me the motivation to read a book
i really wanna read solitaire (by alice oseman) or finish the percy jackson series so i can catch up with the newest olympian but also so i can get closer to learning more information about the riordanverse bc i have literally only have knowledge of the pjo series and nothing else 😭
hi! i post about my favorite media but there's too many to list...you'll catch on :)
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