The Peach Cobbler In Question

The old school tv show The Avengers (BBC not MCU) did this well. The main characters were a male/female duo. The guy was a fopish but brilliant spy and his bodyguard was an asskicking race car driver. And who played this asskicking super bitch?

hate when people think the only archetype possible for a male sidekick to a female protagonist is a soft boi and/or himbo. like the implication there is that the only reason a man would ever defer to a woman’s authority is if he was a bumbling idiot. love male supporting characters who are smart and strong and confident and can step up when necessary but still kind and humble enough to let someone else take the lead most of the time

The 40’s gangster films have tons of great classics:

- pushing up daisies

- ventilated

- taking a trip to the bone yard

I personally like technical sounding language

Things you can stay instead of "k1lled", "murked" or "unalived":

involuntarily converted to room temperature

cancelled on a corporeal level

successfully transitioned into fertiliser

rendered permanently horizontal

sent to investigate the potential existence of an afterlife

I too took this at face value. Then I looked up Byzantium Security. It’s a fake company. This is likely a promotional shot for a tvshow/movie.

Youre unwittingly a shill for some corporate bullshit, fyi.

WIRED

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Got a bike during covid. Couldnt ride with no hands. Now i can. I am 43.

i think i found an exercise i enjoy doingim going to be the jump rope girl again just like i was back in middle school. i did that shit like it was nothing it was THE recess activity and i remember id lowkey be a showoff about it and i want to bring that energy back

Until the end of the world, Al Mefer

As he untied her hat, her hair fell around her face, framing it like a frame made of hair.

He unwrapped her shoes, and as he unzipped her from her nightgown,

just saw a horny post with vaguely historical terms in it and the weird misuse of those terms is frustrating me beyond belief. your historical sexual fantasies should be well cited from primary and secondary sources you can’t just make this stuff up.

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they changedd the world of warcraft sound for someone messaging you to a orc bellowing having an orgasm for like 8 seconds now

Obama and his stolen sand