*checks Butthole*

There’s a monster in my mind

He comes out from time to time

I'm in the stage of writing where I keep adding lines to skeletons of scenes and filling up the timeline and daydreaming about stuff that could happen, which technically counts as writing so I don't feel guilty for not typing words in a while

It's not for the project I actually want to work on, but that's out of my control, I'm afraid

Meanwhile it’s just another day in the Middle Ages.

Belly full of food

tragedy

Meanwhile downstairs

kissing her neck and rubbing her ears and pulling coins out of them

While there is no definitive collective noun for sloths, the forerunner is a “snuggle” of sloths.

Use this information as you will.

Mother sloth reunites with her baby

Try to not look at his crotch. I dare you

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💬 0  🔁 262  ❤️ 434 · My brother and I were talking about this movie this weekend; we've been cackling about it for over three decades now

People are like "ha ha, wouldn't it be weird if there was a horror movie about [innocuous animal]", but given that one of the undisputed classics of the man-versus-nature horror genre is a film about people getting swarmed by seagulls, I'm not convinced there's any animal you couldn't make it work for.

you can literally put this stuff on anything & its good

they changedd the world of warcraft sound for someone messaging you to a orc bellowing having an orgasm for like 8 seconds now