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“Nitwit” #3, a comic about the experiences of Villagers

Water 👏 is  👏 hard 👏 to 👏 DRAW

I encourage critique, if anyone has advice on improvement 

MOVIE SONIC LOOKS AMAZING I ACTUALLY CRIED

EDIT: I FIXED THE SHINES ON HIS EYES THAT SOMEHOW SLID TO THE LEFT

anime meta knight and dark pit theme 

.+ Tea for two +.

so i just remembered i was trying to learn how to use some of the creative mode commands and a friend suggested i use the nether portal blocks for the /fill command

they just didn’t stop coming

Yeah

*literally any incomprehensible post*

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I was right in that comment I made

My policeman cousin did so enjoy finding out that there is an entire tag on tumblr with traceable IP adresses dedicated to idiots bragging about what they stole and where they stole it from.

You see the thing with cops is when you steal necessities like food and water (even feminine hygiene products when they are truly needed) they tend to let you off with a warning and even find ways to try and help your situation.

If you are just some brat who steals tons of makeup, clothes, luxery items, etc they have no sympathy. Usually they when they receive calls about stolen inventory they even check social media to see if someone is dumb enough to post it and see if the items match up. Now that he and several co-workers know about it, they will be delighted to have this entire section of tumblr to match items up with, in our city at least.

Remember kids, there is no such thing as a victimless crime.

Have fun shoplifters.

UPDATE: 4 arrests made. All of them teenage girls who were NOT stealing needed or reasonable items, but teenage girls who WERE stealing: High-end clothing, expensive makeup, phone cases, designer shoes, and lingerie. Now for all of you shoplifters in the comments who are sitting there screaming how terrible I am, like you’re not the ones who steal and lie to get what you want, do these sound like necessities to you? Cause they don’t to me. “I steal them to sell them so I can pay for…” Doesn’t make it any better. In fact it makes the charges you face when you get caught worse. Seriously it’s as easy as not stealing shit when you walk in a store.