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i like adding secret meaning to my words-- like how neurotypical people do it

im actually quite enamored with the idea of living through an apocolypse, and considering how im the utmost unbothered by most happenings because i regularly hallucinate, im faring better than most should be,, luckily shits been going downhill for a while or people might be reacting like a medieval peasent to a nintindo switch

oh what a time to be american

i like making people feel uncanny

"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.

you ever get assigned something as a project in school and for the rest of your life you have a strange attachment to the subject. in like seventh grade i had an assignment to make a poster about the elemental propoerties of osmium and to this day everytime someone mentions it im like 'YEAAAAAAH OSMIUM MENTIONED!!!!!!!!'

are you, perchance, telling me my mental illnesses are handicapping me in a society that refuses to recognize them? noooooooo what no wayyyy

be free

I'm going to eat your blog. If you give me an inch, if you let me onto your blog in any way shape or form I will begin to devour it post by post. and after every single post I will say yum, yummy. delicious post

i am so normal i promise

my solution to copyright is that everything unconditionally becomes public domain with the creator's death. anything held by a group will lose their rights with the death of its leader; whether it be a CEO for corporations or a president for state media. this will solve no problems but will lead to extremely funny assassinations

snoot is a business fish here offishally on offishal fish business

i met my son today his name is dingle weezer and he is pregnant