You Can Boop A Hundred Boys In Bars

Carlos Sainz singing smooth operator after winning the 2024 Australian GP

If you actually had to date a F1 driver for a year, who would it be?

I'm curious to see which drivers are perceived to be the least insufferable

Couldn't fit all the drivers so you're stuck with my selection

:squint: whatever you say...... (<3)

giggling in the corner cause i’m plotting for that vr trio angst… be afraid

To the anon who requested the Charles one-shot, I’m so sorry that it’s been so long, my schedule is killing my writing time. 🥹

It’s in the works, I definitely want to flesh it out a little more!

Hopefully, my sched lightens so that I can get back to it. ( ´ ▽ ` )

Once again, thank you for the amazing prompt! <3

All the best! 💙

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

RIGHT?? IDIOTS IN LOVE. I rest my case.

Cressie! 1/? >>Saw your you are in love with Dick Grayson, I have an offer! It’s an idiots to lovers. He doesn’t know that you’re the person he does patrol with, the girl he’s grew from sidekicks to solo heroes with. So when he finally decides to confess, he’s torn between you and you.>> It’s one of those strenuous patrol nights with Dick. You can tell he’s worried about something as you handcuff another pickpocket to a lamppost, eyebrows furrowing as he fiddles with his escrima sticks.

pasting the other asks here!!

You give him a silent look, your own eyebrows raising as you stand and face him. Oh. You know that look. “Talk to me.” You plead quietly. This may be the one thing that breaks you, but the one thing you know you have to do. “You know I couldn’t tell you. It’d make things awkward, star.” It’s always been this way, cat and mouse, kitten and robin, whatever you want to label it. It’s been a game of chicken, awkwardly, tooth-rotting sweet actions and words. Until one of you decide to back away. (2/? Childish squabbles have always ended with picnicking over the top of Wayne Manor, a game of how to admire the view. The familiar nickname flows from his lips, coined after your first meeting, a shooting star lighting the rooftop when you first met. It’s softer this time though. Almost gingerly said, as if he himself is unsure of his next steps. Unusual with the charming and coy boy wonder you’ve grown up with. >>3/3>> Projecting my own persona on this. Send help, Cress. >> 🐈

STOPP!?!?!?? THIS IS SO CUTE!!! Him being torn bc he's in love with you and you not sure what's wrong with him but trying to help :((((

and nw for the spam!! Mobile's word limit rlly is annoying :/

ATTENTION: Please help to report this TikTok video that is circulating, capturing Driver 63 at the urinals at the Australian Grand Prix.

User 63CEDES on Twitter has called this out, and has made a better statement about this asking for the help of Mercedes and AUS GP to help get this taken down.

This is the video in question. For the record, I'm only posting the link so that people can report it.

I know that the drivers are famous and all that, but taking videos of anyone in the bathroom is just so fucked up and inappropriate. Drivers are people too, and they deserve privacy- this video is such a disgusting violation of their privacy and safety.

Hi May, I think with everything going on, I would encourage those who are disappointed in how F1 is dealing with these issues to:

Watch F1 Academy—their broadcast having large numbers will make a statement, especially if it surpasses F2’s viewing numbers.

Boycott watching the F1 race this weekend, or choose to watch it *other* ways, so their viewership numbers are down.

In a perfect world, and with more time we’d be able to organize a more effective boycott to where the F1A numbers being inflated and the F1 numbers being deflated brought the two numbers much closer together than they ever should be, but hopefully we can still make a statement!

Whatever you do, please make sure you do not click here or here if you wanted to watch Formula 1 for free, as that would be illegal 😏

But do watch F1 Academy races for free on YouTube 🫡

if i'm making tim asian, im Going to give him the asian right of passage experience (bowlcut......)

(this was a twt drawing request :])

High ponytail diluc!