Latest Posts by c-side-fish - Page 6
“You can Piece…ONCE…..”
google maps wrapped 2023
you confused your right and left 523 times
your most traveled-to destination was your own home
you said "girl shut the fuck up" to the voice giving directions every time it told you you'd made a wrong turn
Sanji is a "wheres my hug" kinda guy
The world if the Splatoon ost was on Spotify:
AU where everything is exactly the same except luffy's hat gets a few millimeters wider every chapter
KARMA IS THE GUY ON THE CHIEFS COMING STRAIGHT HOME TO ME
HE LOOKS SO PROUD OF HER AWWWW
HER RUNNING TO KISS TRAVIS WHAT THE FUCK😭😭😭❤️❤️
Loosing my MIND rn
"kill them with kindness!" wrong. gum gum gatling 👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊
Archbishop James Ussher claimed that the Heaven and the Earth were created on Sunday, the 21st of October, 4004 BC, at 9:00 a.m. This too was incorrect, by almost a quarter of an hour. It was created at 9:13 in the morning. Which was correct. The whole business with the fossilised dinosaur skeletons was a joke the palaeontologists haven’t seen yet.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY EARTH!!!
Reblog if you think public libraries are important and should be maintained.
Jessie and James as Barbie and Ken...again!
Okay, here's my idea:
The British should put a time limit on the Monarchy.
Not like declaring a republic tomorrow, but deciding on a date in the future that ends the British Monarchy.
And there's a perfect date for it coming up!
October 14th, 2066.
A thousand years since the Battle of Hastings. A thousand years of this one specific bloodline ruling England.
Call time on the Monarchy after exactly one thousand years. Nice, and neat.
Even better: Charles isn't living 44 years. He'll be gone in about twenty. Now William? He's what, 40? Yeah, he can live another 44 years. His great grandmother was over a hundred, his granny was 96, William can make it to 84 barring accident or assassination.
So on October 14th 2066, William the Last steps down a thousand years after William the First won the crown.
Nice, neat, and fair. William gets the crown he's been waiting forty years for already, but ten-year-old George grows up without expectation of it.
Have a nice big abdication ceremony, even.
an authority figure: expresses anger and disappointment at me me: ✨fuck you✨ a 2d character in a pizza game: expresses anger and disappointment at me me, shaking: i am the worst person alive on this entire planet. everyone in pizzatown is talking shit about me behind my back and i am a disgrace to the pizza gods. i will never be able to look in a mirror again.
do you guys like my house special
Heehee mudfish go nyooom
ouppy
space pups first day
But we stay silly right?
me too
I record TONS of clips of myself- whenever I get a fistbump, if I get a cool multi-splat, parts of squid parties, just whatever. Then on days when I'm feeling bad for whatever reason, I go back and watch them to remind myself I CAN be awesome and kick some ass
ouppy,,,
OH BABY MOSS IS ADORABLE… will you do baby oatchi
she went around and showed oatchi to every single recsue corps employee in office that day. you could not escape seeing him
wouf
ok
me about to play the sheldon sampler challenge: oh boy cant wait to see what weapon i get
sheldon:
Imagine if Big Man had a funeral, would they make a biiiig flat manta ray shaped coffin, or would they roll him up in a tube and put him in a normal one?
10 Worst characters in Good Omens🔪
10. There aren't
9. Any characters
8. In Good Omens
7. That deserve to be labelled
6. As the worst
5. Because all the characters
4. Have their own
3. Backgrounds and characteristics
2. Which make them unique and interesting
1. Metatron
louie
“It’s literally impossible to be a woman.
You are so beautiful, and so smart, and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough. Like, we have to always be extraordinary, but somehow, we're always doing it wrong?
You have to be thin, but not too thin, and you can never say you wanna be thin. You have to say you wanna be healthy, but also, you have to BE THIN.
You have to have money, but you can't ask for money because that's crass.
You have to be a boss, but you can't be mean.
You have to lead, but you can't squash other people's ideas.
You're supposed to love being a mother, but don't talk about your kids all the damn time.
You have to be a career woman, but also, always be looking out for other people.
You have to answer for men's bad behavior, which is INSANE, but if you point that out, you're accused of complaining!
You're supposed to stay pretty for men, but not so pretty that you tempt them too much or that you threaten other women because you're supposed to be a part of the sisterhood, but ALWAYS STAND OUT and ALWAYS BE GRATEFUL. But never forget that the system is rigged, so find a way to acknowledge that but ALSO, always be grateful!
You have to never get old. Never be rude. Never show off. Never be selfish. Never fall down. Never fail. Never show fear. Never get OUT OF LINE. It's too hard! It's too contradictory, and nobody gives you a medal or says 'thank you!' And it turns out, in fact, that not only are you doing everything wrong, but also, everything is your fault.
I'm just so tired of watching myself, and every single other woman tie herself into knots, so that people will like us.
And if all of that, is also true for a doll just representing a woman, then I don't even know." -Gloria the barbie movie
this is it. this is exactly it oh my god.
i am so fucking dandoripilled as of late