Ford Berating Blendin For Irresponsible Time Traveling

a drawing of ford pines looking and pointing angrily at a sweating, nervous blendin blandin. ford is saying a text post that reads "hate playing make believe with little kids. you shoot them with a laser and they're like "actually i went back in time so it doesn't count". tf are you talking about. you just casually rip open a hole in the space-time continuum? that's irresponsible as shit pal"

ford berating blendin for irresponsible time traveling

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gravity falls shitpost stanford pines ford pines or something me art id in alt text blendin blandin blendin blenjamin blandin i cant draw ford augh

TREACHERY. LIES. LIES, I SAY!!! THIS IS WHAT OUR LUNCH AGREEMENT HAS COME TO? SUCH HORRID ACCUSATIONS, AND YOU BRING THEM TO MY BLOG??!?! unbelievable. truly.

tosses u some fruit snacks under the table . ssshshhshhshshhhh nothing happenneddddd...... keep this between us huh........

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first thing i thought of with my 'bribery' was that one scene of stan with powers and trigger that one thats like 'welcome to the mystery shack! what can i get you? keychains? snowglobes? these rare photos of american presideennntss?' me to u rn. subtly slides fruit snacks out of my sleeve

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calciumisgood

9 months ago

a drawing of mabel proudly saying a text post that reads "if i ever operate a kiss cam i will exclusively point it at men who are wearing jerseys for opposing teams to try and create a romeo and juliet situation"

this gave me too big mabel vibes to not doodle

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gravity falls shitpost mabel pines me art id in alt text she so would though !!!

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calciumisgood

7 months ago

hehe yeah i can live with that @itsdefinitely @dekariology

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long post it’s me the 'autism-coded' is funny to me bc according to some of my newer friends i come off as autistic (i have adhd but dont have autism) its like once you get to know me more you can tell im not autistic also just 'the weird one' is very funny to me

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8 months ago

a pixelated, not colored doodle of high school aged stan pines tripping over his untied shoelace with his hands stuck in his pockets and an "oh shit" expression

bonus doodle!!!! a friend suggested one shoelace be untied so i drew him tripping over it lmao

a drawing of high school aged stan and ford pines, with ford on the left and stan on the right. ford is looking bitterly at the west coast tech pamphlet in his hand, and in his other hand is a crumpled toffee peanuts wrapper. stan is looking at the viewer, with a somewhat blank expression, but almost sad. his hands are tucked in his pockets.

something something but you were broken bad yourself and you were mad as hell, you felt if you had done anything with anyone else it woulda worked out so well

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also !! yes i know stan doesnt have sideburns but shshsh i didnt use a ref for that part of the drawing and its fitting to me lol hes so dumb and stupid /aff

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calciumisgood

5 months ago

thinking about this loser

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oc art oc me art // scopophobia this is the Thing in my pfp btw theyre a goat . kind of

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8 months ago

a doodle of an androgynous-looking original character with a green outline. he has shoulder length wavy hair, a hooked nose, and ear gauges. he's looking to the side with a smile and next to him is cursive text that says "you like a man with muscles"

a doodle of an androgynous-leaning-masculine original character outlined in blue. they have curly, shoulder length hair, and are looking at the viewer with a content expression. next to them is cursive text that says "and i like you."

a doodle of the previously described ocs. the one with a green outline is leaning forward over the one with a blue outline. green's hand is on blue's cheek and the two are blushing and looking at each other as if they're about to kiss

doodles of the fullbody of the two ocs. on the left is the one with the green outline with a hand on one hip and a small smile. he has a muscular, curvy build. the one with the blue outline is on the right and has an unsure expression. they have a shorter, stockier build.

and what if i spontaneously made gay people based on a front bottoms song huh. what then

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the front bottoms me art // scopophobia tfb id in alt text heeheehee they have Lore spinning them around in my brain blugreen <- their ship name !! the beers tfb they have a playlist and its currently just the beers tfb and the feud tfb

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calciumisgood

7 months ago

TRICK OR TREAT

TREAT !!

🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎

🥨🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍫

remember to brush your teeth

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trick or treat happy halloween

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calciumisgood

5 months ago

somebody needs to invent music that cures emotions . that would be pretty cool

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voice of a guy who has shuffled his playlists over and over and has not found The Song he wants to listen to rn having Thoughts

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calciumisgood

8 months ago

after a couple days of being unable to draw anything i like it has occurred to me i may be.......

art blocked !!

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OUGHH having Thoughts studio audience gasp sound effect working on a ford doodle because i couldnt get myself to draw anything so i was just like whatever ill doodle this old man and like. i dont like it ! i think my art may be blocked whos out here blocking my art

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