Callingallbaddies - Elysian

at some point you have to realize that you actually have to read to understand the nuance of anything. we as a society are obsessed with summarization, likely as a result of the speed demanded by capital. from headlines to social media (twitter being especially egregious with the character limit), people take in fragments of knowledge and run with them, twisting their meaning into a kaleidoscope that dilutes the message into nothing. yes, brevity is good, but sometimes the message, even when communicated with utmost brevity, requires a 300 page book. sorry.

BLOODLUST

The office was quiet, the only sound the faint hum of the city outside. I sat behind my desk, surrounded by walls that held secrets darker than the night sky. My heartbeats were steady, unwavering—much unlike those of a mortal. I am Kamala Harris, Vice President of the United States, but tonight, I felt more like a creature of the night, an ancient being tethered to desires I had long buried.

When Y/n stepped through the door, everything changed. The air shifted, electric with the promise of something forbidden. I watched them as they approached, my gaze lingering on the gentle curve of their neck, the pulse beneath their skin—a tempting reminder of life itself. It was intoxicating, the way their blood sang to me, calling out in an unending serenade, stirring an insatiable hunger deep within that I fought to keep contained.

“Kamala, I thought we could go over the briefings for tomorrow,” they said, holding a stack of papers, their voice smooth and warm—a stark contrast to the chill that often surrounded me. But I hardly heard their words; all I could think about was how close they were, how their presence enveloped me like the darkness outside.

“Let’s put that aside for a moment,” I replied, my voice low and deliberate, cloaking the urgency that bubbled just beneath the surface. I leaned back in my chair, feeling like a predator watching its prey, my instincts teetering on the edge of control. The moonlight streamed through the window, illuminating Y/n’s features and casting an ethereal glow around them, making my resolve waver.

Desire coursed through my veins, more potent than any political ambition I had ever known. It was as if the centuries I had lived had led me to this very moment—the pull between us undeniable, magnetic. Could I dare cross that line? The thought sent shivers down my spine, awakening a part of me that longed for connection, for companionship beneath the vast cosmos.

I stood from my chair, closing the distance between us, the scent of Y/n’s blood wrapping around me like a silken ribbon. “You’re more than just my assistant,” I confessed, every word heavy with meaning. “There’s something about you I can’t resist.”

Their eyes widened, surprise mingling with an awakening awareness—a spark that ignited the tension in the room. “Kamala…” they began, but I didn’t give them a chance to finish. The moment hung thick, filled with a potent mixture of fear and longing, and I knew I had to have them, to claim what was mine.

With a sudden, primal urge, I reached out, brushing my fingers against their wrist, feeling the warmth radiating from their skin. Everything in me screamed to take, to indulge in the primal desire that surged within—Y/n’s blood would not only satiate my thirst but bind us in ways that transcended time.

“Y/n,” I murmured, leaning closer, my breath fanning across their neck, intoxicating and overwhelming. “I want you to understand what this means. You are my mate… and once you feel it, there’s no turning back.”

The world outside faded, leaving only the two of us suspended in this moment, caught between light and darkness—a powerful connection waiting to be unleashed under the watchful gaze of the moon.

holy shit y’all should watch this one, what an admirable person

Hey, how many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but they'll have to fend off a hundred other Americans all trying to kill them.

Honestly, I’m getting tired. It’s literally bts pics from a tv show. He’s not even playing Jesus in the show. People are just looking for a reason to hate him at this point and it’s really pathetic. I was not okay with him posing with those guys and I felt like people had a genuine reason to be upset with him, but I also thought double standards were rearing its ugly head again. Let’s get mad at nick for posing with guys dressed as Lyle and Erik but let’s like and repost thirst edits of Nick and Cooper made up of scenes from a show where they play … Lyle and Erik Menendez. People are holding him to a standard that other celebrities aren’t held to. He can’t do anything without people picking him apart and “canceling” him. It’s honestly annoying.

YES YES YES 🗣️ louder for the cunts in the back!

nicholas chavez is not problematic.

so. i actually feel so bad for him because it must be so hard. he's just gotten popular how long ago... a month? two? and people are trying to cancel him so bad.

he can't do ANYTHING without getting hate - first people started bringing up his love life - since when is it anyone's business? calling him a bop, a man whore. people are feeling way too comfortable nowadays.

next ━ "nicholas doesn't support the brothers", "he doesn't give a fuck" ━ how can YOU know that. he doesn't owe anyone a ny thing. he doesn't need to be as vocal as cooper is about it ━ as i wrote in here aaand here. i honestly won't even talk about it anymore after this post because it's fucking annoying.

the picture with the dicks dressed as menendez brothers ━ disgusting. i'm not gonna defend this one because well. he could have refused to take it. he's a grown ass man, for gods sake. although, as i mentioned before, he is HUMAN. he is LEARNING how to be a big star, what he should and should not do. let's not pretend we are all angels, bffr. we all make mistakes, and sometimes we don't even realise we do something that might be considered wrong.

now... the (hot) god damn pictures... can we stop being so sensitive and fucking annoying!!!!!! 😁 i saw that post and thought that he looks so good, the brat dance made me smile sooo much ━ then i saw the comments... he is not. mocking. religion. he is not mocking your beliefs or your god.

"cancelling" an actor for being an... actor is fucking embarrassing. i just have to laugh.

why is everyone so obsessed with this man, with everything he does? why are haters the first ones in his comment section? god, even i am not that fast and i'm fucking obsessed with the guy. come on... people just hate to hate.

and! surprise! he doesn't owe you an apology ━ if you're offended by the pictures ━ because it's just the show. people think he dressed up as jesus for halloween... do your fucking research. read the caption. stop harassing the poor man i swear 😭

in this house we don't hate on nick ━ of course he needs to be held accountable for the menendez brothers picture, no explanation needed ━ but nothing else.

it's kinda funny because my man is just working, being an introvert and people think he's a soulless narcissist.

i guess people just hate rich, popular and hot men that live their best life... i kinda feel sorry for them, ngl.

and one more thing before i finish... nicholas' love life. the insults i've seen online are so concerning. why are people so comfortable to comment on other people's relationships? why do people believe everything they see on tiktok or twitter? calling him a "man whore" is wayyyy too much. like let this man breathe around another woman? or have female friends? god forbid talk to another woman...

i don't want to comment on his girlfriend because... i want need her man, why would i even talk about her 😭 i have my own opinion but lemme just not...

woof woof i'm yapping. but yes anon, i agree with you. 100%.

and finally! if u wanna talk about it (or just talk about nicholas...) then my dms are open!

and remember!!!! to treat people with kindness ♡ 🫧

(celebrities are also people).

Fantasy / Monster Dildo Review Part 2

Hello! This is part 2 to the monster and fantasy Dildo reviews. I had to break it into 2 parts because tumblr only allows 10 images per post and I have more than 10 lol

Again this is just my reviews of the ones I have tried. Everyone is different. What gets me off may be different than what gets you off.

This will contain links to the dildos as well as pictures so if you don’t want to see that do not continue

Part 1

Dildo 11: link to dildo

Notes: this another dildo that I don’t have the link for the exact one but this is pretty much the same. I do really like it. The tapered tip makes for easy penetration and the texture is to die for. The size is pretty good. Not massive but feels great. This is another one that is great to suction to the floor or mount and ride. Great for monster fantasies!

Overall: 8/10

Dildo 12: dildo link

Notes: this is another really good one. It’s a pretty good size. No massive stretching happening here but it’s definitely a fun one. The little nub is so fucking good when you can get it to nudge or tap your clit on the downward strokes 🥵 it’s really good for ogre or goblin fantasies 💚

Overall: 8.5/10

Dildo 13: dildo link

Notes: honestly this one isn’t my favorite. It’s a unicorn dildo and it’s cute but it didn’t wow me. It feels fine there’s just nothing amazing about it.

Overall: 3.5/10

Dildo 14: Link to toy

Notes: Okay so this obviously is not a dildo but I still wanted to include it because it is a sex toy. This is a grinder for anyone that didn’t know. You basically ride it and grind into it like the name implies. If feels great on the clit. I do suggest adding extra lube so the movements stay fluid and slick. It’s really great if you can position a dildo and this so you bounce on the dildo and grind on this at the same time 🥵

Overall: 7/10

Dildo 15: sex toy link

Notes: so this is another grinder. This is the dragon version. Again it’s fun and feels really good. I do think I typically prefer this one a tiny bit more but overall they are pretty equal and just up to personal preference.

Overall: 7.25/10

Dildo 16: dildo link

Notes: I really like this one. I will say it helps to be very wet when using it but it feels great. The width/knot at the tip makes insertion a little bit hard but it feels great. And this is another one that your clit can rub against and that feels amazing as well. I really like this one for its versatility. It is great for alien fantasies and I use it for orcs, goblins, and ogres as well.

Overall: 9/10

I do have some more but I don’t have the direct links for them so I would need to do some looking and find similar ones to show you those. Let me know if this was helpful for you guys and if you want me to do more! 🥰

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FACTS

please help me find rhaenyra x fem!reader imagines 😣

i need it so bad !!

Can you do one where we are his wife and he could tell something was off with us so he goes out with us for our match and in the middle of it we pass out and he gets in the ring all worried and he carries us back stage and the whole heart foundation is worried and he stays with us till we wake up

Yes yes my dear

Special edit for y’all who’s thirsty for Bret.

Not mine edit!!!

I hate when a fanfic is x blk reader and the author makes them really 'ghetto'. For example, loud, rude, says the n word alot, pats their head, wears a bonnet everywhere or just really stereotypical like just make a normal fanfic but shows the reader is black like we don't need to be stereotyped in a ff to know the character is black.

No hate to anyone tho love you all <33