I’m Not Even Joking When I Say I Burst Into Tears

real

Tarot cards say I need that old man

I take requests so go crazy

worried the guy i invited over to watch jackass will not view it the way it’s meant to be viewed. it’s about the chaos, it’s about the homoerotic (sub)text, it’s about johnny knoxville being at his sexiest when he’s in the middle of almost dying, it’s about steve-o being babygirl while throwing up, it’s about bam’s gay little walk, it’s about chris serving and slaying by simply being there, it’s about dave’s frankly scary yet oddly comforting energy, it’s about ehren genuinely having a bad time yet being determined to keep this job as if he has kids to feed and bills to pay, it’s about weeman and preston being underappreciated kings. it’s about dirty men and cock and ball torture, sure, but it’s so much more than that. the girls that get it, get it, truly.

YALL THIS GIF IS MAKING MY BRAIN DO BACKFLIPS

Thinking so many thoughts right now SHEESH

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL STOP

Just thinking about modern 80s james watching the jackass movies and absolutely loving it. He also 100% tried pulling a "hello I'm johnny Knoxville and welcome to jackass!" At least once

he was most definitely obsessed with the jackass movies as a teen. him and his buddies would try and do their own jackass stunts and would always record it.

im so normal about him

Zack photo dump rn cus he’s so 😍

literally so normal im not screaming

NEW WRITER ‼️‼️‼️

HI GUYSSSS

Im new here in Tumblr so im just guessing how this works, but anyways… here are some details about how this is going to work:)

ABOUT ME

-I go by she/her

- Call me Low

-English is my second language so i may have few gramatical errors (corrections will be accepted)

-Nothing more if im honest :”)

ABOUT THE POSTS

- All of the posts are most likely to be NSFW

- I don’t write mlm (because I don’t really know how it works so i prefer not to fuck it up) sorry :(

- I accept request but in general i will write about Cliff Burton, Dave Mustaine or whoever im obsessed atm :p

- I won’t write about BDSM (blood, knifes… all that)

- But I accept things like spanking, spitting, dominance in general

- I won’t write relationships with underage people involved

- Treat everyone with kindness and not judge (this is a safe space)

- Apart from fics i can write headcanons and such if requested

REQUESTS ARE OPEN!!

I hope you like the blog!!