Writing Is Not About 'telling An Epic Story' Or 'making Something That Will Outlive You'. Writing Is

Making long-form webcomics is like

hey babe whats that sound. yeah, that- that music. oh, its your villain theme? you didnt have a villain theme last time we met. it sounds really cool. aw, youre welcome. can you teach me how to get a villain theme? … unspeakable horrors? yeah, sounds like a date.

I know everyone says adverbs are the devil but “said softly” is an ENTIRELY different thing than “whispered” and I will DIE on this hill

*starts caring for people and their feelings* they didnt teach this in evil clown school

ever have a blorbo live in your brain for so long they become their own blorbo variant that’s no longer fully attached to their source material and your original blorbo is still beloved and dear to you but now you also have a mutant blorbo clone who is dear to you in a different way? 

This is the coolest desk I’ve ever seen.

babe are u okay? ur shaking in fear bc im holding you at knifepoint instead of falling in love with me like i planned

Trying to get people to understand that when I say "girl what" or "girl help" I am using girl in the exact same way I use dude. No gender just vibes. I said "girl just move" about Batman the other day

baby i can be your morally ambiguous person you have an undefined relationship and long and complicated history with who commits crimes and even kills for you so that you don't have to sacrifice your values and your reputation as an upstanding moral citizen by getting your own hands dirty as an act of devotion