My Favorite Ship Dynamic Is "they're Both Extremely Stupid In Completely Different Ways And Extremely

Me, a writer: ah, but what if I just don’t write

treason is the most based crime ever. hating your country and its government and wanting to kill them and deliver them to hell personally isn't betrayal it's common sense and having people locked up and executed for it just makes you look like a little bitch forever.

worldbuilding is what writers do when they want to justify a petty aesthetic choice

Don’t attack me like that

no google docs you don't understand this is a sexy, necessary grammar mistake

my favorite genre of fictional character is like "i am terrifying to almost everyone, i'm very good at killing, i can endure anything, i've become exceptionally good at playing into my reputation, and if you try to give me positive social interaction i will react with confusion and cower in a corner like an abused animal. and i may try to shoot you. but there is also a chance i may imprint on you like a feral dog receiving its first loving touch! good luck."

oh you're touch starved? here eat up *fucking punches you*

hey babe whats that sound. yeah, that- that music. oh, its your villain theme? you didnt have a villain theme last time we met. it sounds really cool. aw, youre welcome. can you teach me how to get a villain theme? … unspeakable horrors? yeah, sounds like a date.

me, sternly, to a blank google doc: i have written hundreds of thousands of words over the course of my life. you won’t defeat me.

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