so i heard textpost memes were popular
[image ID: eight images. the first is a title, “Give Me One Good Reason Why I Shouldn’t Punch Your Face In”. the next seven have checkbox options on them, each with a hermit skin next to it, representing which option they’d take. scar is “I’m so underdressed”, grian is “It would be way to rewarding”, keralis is “Your fist is so pristine“, cubfan is “The scheduled walloping time isn’t for another half hour“, impulse is “My mom specifically instructed me to have a good day“, tango is “No one has yelled “World Star” yet“, stress is “I’m going to see the Liberty Bell for the first time later today, and I want everything to be perfect“, doc is “Judge said I’d go to jail if someone punched me in the face one more time“, xb is “I’m the last of my species“, joe is “When you move in to punch me, I’m going to hold a bucket up in front of my face, and then your fist will just punch the inside of an empty bucket and you’ll look ridiculous“, welsknight is “I took the oath never to get punched”, rendog is “Wounding me emotionally would pay much higher dividends”, pearl is “I’ll open my mouth and swallow your whole arm", bdubs is “My face is filled with boiling hot water that will shoot out everywhere if you hit me”, xisuma is “This bullseye on my chin is not meant to be taken literally”, mumbo is “I’d rather just do it myself”, iskall is “You’ll be late to supper”, zedaph is “If you’re punching me, who is flying this plane?!”, and cleo is “My teeth are not yet ready to be harvested”. /end ID]
Me and @enkays-den are working on a really cute one-shot series!!! This is strictly fluffy happy times with cute lil guys, don't worry! Nothing else, no angst! There probably won't be much content for it for a while, since we both have our own fics, but One Day™
That's all the context you get
((fic inspired by @hybbart but that'll be explained later))
The 4 Gs and their Creaky Neighbour
got an urge to design ponies oops
hi ummmmm. Skizzleman is hot. opinions on this 🎤?
Have you SEEN my banner? You literally have to look at it to send me an ask.
Is the sky blue? Is water wet? Is Skizz hot? Yes!
If you somehow need more evidence (even though my word should be enough), have some CHOICE screenies. (you know I'm including that photo of him holding the drumsticks, that shit's my goddamn muse)
hi just wanted to let you know this side of the screen makes me want to rip my eyeballs out and explode/pos never stop writing please
awwww thank you!! you can explode if you want, but I'm pretty sure you need eyeballs to keep reading ;)
It's taking longer than I'd like to get chapter 6 out because of midterms, but hopefully you'll have it tomorrow or the day after :D
In the meantime, sneak peek:
>:)
"We can't all be god's favorite."
-- GeminiTay, reacting to Scar being blown up by his own charged creepers that he dropped right next to her.
Man, I love Gem. Her sense of humor gives me life.
Skizz - Laughter and control
skizzpulse save me... save me, skizzpulse.....
reference under the cut :P
enkay and I are COOKING rn, just so you know
Another year, another Hermit-a-Day May! I'm so thrilled to be able to bring this event to you all for the third year in a row.
THE RULES: 1. Any type of fanwork is welcome so long as it features, or is otherwise inspired by, the Hermit of the day. 2. Tag #hermitaday to have your fanwork reblogged, or submit it directly to the blog (Please note that while we recognize the value of fanworks involving more mature themes, and they can certainly count toward challenge completion if you're keeping track for yourself, content on this blog will be kept "PG-13" so that all may enjoy.). 3. Fanworks for one Hermit posted after the day rolls over to another Hermit's day (per the US Central time zone) will be reblogged in one big queue in June. 4. Traced or stolen work is NOT welcome. If we discover you have posted traced or stolen work, you will be given one chance to delete it and apologize, or you will be blacklisted from the blog. AI-generated/assisted pieces are similarly unwelcome and will not be featured on the blog. 5. We are not interested in seeing captions or tags in which you disparage your art/skills, and will not be reblogging posts where this happens. We're all improving all the time. Be kind to yourselves. 6. Technically not a rule, but we strongly recommend adding alt text or description to all images. Click here to learn more about writing alt text - it's pretty easy!
WHY SHOULD I PARTICIPATE? To show love to every Hermit, from the most to least subscribed, from those who have been on the server from day one to those who only joined this season! And because challenges are fun! And because we are once again out here for a good cause: we're running another fundraiser for Gamers Outreach, featuring art incentives by nine amazing artists. Learn more about our incentives in these posts:
MILESTONE REWARD POST
INDIVIDUAL REWARD POST
RAFFLE POST
WHO’S RUNNING THIS? Hi! My name is Luna! You can use ze/hir, she/her, he/him, or ro/ros/roseself pronouns for me. My main blog is @as-if-unreal. Helping me out this year is the incredible Mod Sky ( @skyspersonalhell ), who uses any pronouns!
BONUS DAY PROMPTS EXPLAINED UNDER THE CUT
FAVORITE "ALT" HERMIT - May 4th HoTGuY and Poultry-Man. Helsknight and Evil Xisuma. Renbob and - look, you get the idea. This server is full of theater kids ready to toss on an alternate skin and play into a brand new character at the drop of a hat. Who's your favorite?
OUTFIT SWAP - May 9th What would Doc look like in Cleo's Life Series leotard? How would Cub fare in Wels's armor? What laundry day mishap could lead Mumbo's suit to lose its sleeves like Skizz's? Only hilarity can come from this...
GROUPS AND COLLABS - May 14th This month is all about one Hermit a day... but what we really love is when they interact with each other. What does your favorite duo or group of Hermits get up to together?
FAVORITE BUILD - May 18th The Hermits have put thousands of hours into their builds, from cozy starter bases to the sprawling halls of Deepfrost Citadel, from idyllic natural landscapes to machines the size of mountains. Which builds have inspired you?
TFC - May 23rd While he may no longer be with us physically, TFC left behind him a legacy of quiet care and good humor, and Hermitcraft would not have been the same without him.
FRIENDS OF HERMITCRAFT - May 28th There are plenty of shows, podcasts, competitions, other servers, and more woven into the internet ecosystem around Hermitcraft, and plenty more people involved in them. Today is for celebrating all of those who, while they may not be Hermits themselves, exist and entertain in proximity to them.
I'm here to chew gum and read hermitcraft shipfics, and I'm all out of gum. she/her
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