Skizz And Impulse Go Full Dad On Gem

Skizz and Impulse go full dad on Gem

Impulse: (giggling) Skizz: Gem! Impulse: What in the world, young lady! Skizz: Unreal! What, you can't-wh-you--unreal, Gem, not cool. Impulse: You will be picking this up, first thing--when we get back. Skizz (at the same time): It's okay though, thank god we don't need anything else! Skizz (through laughter): First thing-first thing, before you go out with your friends. Impulse: Yeah, and only half a bowl of ice cream for you tonight. Skizz: Yeah, and the silent treatment's not gonna work young lady. When you're under the roof of this truck....let's go! Gem: For two people who don't wanna be called 'dad,' you get it- really into this bit, really well. (Impulse starts laughing) Skizz: I like-I love being a dad! I've made that pretty clear. (Gem and Impulse laugh) Impulse: Uh, twinsies, twinsies, got it? Go. Skizz: Yes. That's five thousand dollars! Impulse: You will pick up this mess when we get back. Skizz: Yes-- Gem: It was Skizz! (Skizz and Impulse laugh) Skizz: Alright-- Impulse: And it was the classic 'blame someone else' too, oh-- Skizz: I know, I know. Take a little responsiblity. Gem: What the heck--(splutters incoherently as Impulse laughs) Skizz: Gem, I'm gonna have to be in the truck to do that. I was with Impulse the entire time. Impulse, still snickering under his breath: Yeah. Gem: Skizz, I'm reorganizing your chests on Hermitcraft in a way that makes no sense. Impulse: Love that.

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martyn inthelittlewood PLEASE give mumbo a spyglass i beg. give the ahasbands nation some crumbs

Sure thing, I'll do it next recording. I did see that clip of him saying on Hermits that me and Timmy always make his 😅


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3 months ago

"We can't all be god's favorite."

-- GeminiTay, reacting to Scar being blown up by his own charged creepers that he dropped right next to her.

Man, I love Gem. Her sense of humor gives me life.


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10 months ago

all that goes through my head is skizzpulse nowadays. anyways, heres some art of @enkays-den's fic Bid Me Do Anything For Thee (link below). I love it sm, Imp and Skizz are beautifully written, I love how they're not just instant best friends and instead have a bit of tension there. Can't wait to see where they take the story and watch the friendship develop! Anyways, fanart: Skizz in his agent suit, looking vigilant. I tried to make Impulse seem a little more closed off and wary, hopefully the pose reflects that well!

All That Goes Through My Head Is Skizzpulse Nowadays. Anyways, Heres Some Art Of @enkays-den's Fic Bid
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7 months ago
Uh Oh.

Uh oh.

Doc? You ok...?

Uh Oh.
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Ah.


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11 months ago
I Can't Stop. I Can't Stop Thinking About How Cool I'd Be To Sell Sticker Sets. I Even Shorted Them.
I Can't Stop. I Can't Stop Thinking About How Cool I'd Be To Sell Sticker Sets. I Even Shorted Them.
I Can't Stop. I Can't Stop Thinking About How Cool I'd Be To Sell Sticker Sets. I Even Shorted Them.
I Can't Stop. I Can't Stop Thinking About How Cool I'd Be To Sell Sticker Sets. I Even Shorted Them.
I Can't Stop. I Can't Stop Thinking About How Cool I'd Be To Sell Sticker Sets. I Even Shorted Them.
I Can't Stop. I Can't Stop Thinking About How Cool I'd Be To Sell Sticker Sets. I Even Shorted Them.
I Can't Stop. I Can't Stop Thinking About How Cool I'd Be To Sell Sticker Sets. I Even Shorted Them.
I Can't Stop. I Can't Stop Thinking About How Cool I'd Be To Sell Sticker Sets. I Even Shorted Them.
I Can't Stop. I Can't Stop Thinking About How Cool I'd Be To Sell Sticker Sets. I Even Shorted Them.
I Can't Stop. I Can't Stop Thinking About How Cool I'd Be To Sell Sticker Sets. I Even Shorted Them.
I Can't Stop. I Can't Stop Thinking About How Cool I'd Be To Sell Sticker Sets. I Even Shorted Them.
I Can't Stop. I Can't Stop Thinking About How Cool I'd Be To Sell Sticker Sets. I Even Shorted Them.
I Can't Stop. I Can't Stop Thinking About How Cool I'd Be To Sell Sticker Sets. I Even Shorted Them.
I Can't Stop. I Can't Stop Thinking About How Cool I'd Be To Sell Sticker Sets. I Even Shorted Them.
I Can't Stop. I Can't Stop Thinking About How Cool I'd Be To Sell Sticker Sets. I Even Shorted Them.
I Can't Stop. I Can't Stop Thinking About How Cool I'd Be To Sell Sticker Sets. I Even Shorted Them.

I can't stop. I can't stop thinking about how cool I'd be to sell sticker sets. I even shorted them. Also I need more people to consider short tail tango please I don't wanna be the only one.

I Can't Stop. I Can't Stop Thinking About How Cool I'd Be To Sell Sticker Sets. I Even Shorted Them.

Update: Efo


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8 months ago
Idk Why This Is So Funny To Me

Idk why this is so funny to me

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Girl hi


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8 months ago

regarding the calc problem at the beginning of ch6 (which was so well written! i loved the way skizz struggles to differentiate others' emotions from his own! but i digress) my integral skills are rusty but i loved calc in high school so i've given it a shot that may or may not be correct. and if im wrong, well, that's embarassing ig but also this is mcytblr. nobody comes here for the math lol

for part a, the general solution giving the particle's location is r(t) = <e^(t-2) + c, 12sin(Ï€/4 t) + c, 1/3 t^3 + c> (hopefully ive typed that in a way that makes sense, im on mobile lol)

that means for part b, the specific equation for t = 2 would be r(2) = <e^(t-2) + 3, 12sin(Ï€/4 t) - 2, 1/3 t^3 + 1/3>

anyways this has been poorly checked math at 3am, i hope i didnt mess it up but thanks for the enrichment in my enclosure either way!!

this was solved way faster than I thought it would lol

You are correct!! I like the idea of putting in little puzzles like this for spoilers, so I'll probably do it again

Anyways, promised art! I made this in a completely different style from normal but I adore it :) Y'all I am SO HYPED for the next chapter ehehehehe >:))

Regarding The Calc Problem At The Beginning Of Ch6 (which Was So Well Written! I Loved The Way Skizz

also i may or may not have another series starting in the near future but shhhhh


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8 months ago

[Skizz speaking on how it seems impossible anyone has any time to do stuff on HC] I'd like to hear from the King of Grind, Rub A Dub Cub!

[Skizz stumbles over his words trying to articulate his sentence] I-how do you-this is my-i wanna-this --I have a question

[Impulse starts talking back, pulling the mic and Skizz's arm to speak and pointing offstage to the people waiting in line to ask the hermits questions] You go get in line with the rest of 'em!

[Skizz takes control of the mic again] I'm staying here, I got my own mic! Cub, how do you do it? How do you grind like that?


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1 month ago

enkay and I are COOKING rn, just so you know

WELCOME TO HERMIT-A-DAY MAY 2025!

WELCOME TO HERMIT-A-DAY MAY 2025!

Another year, another Hermit-a-Day May! I'm so thrilled to be able to bring this event to you all for the third year in a row.

THE RULES: 1. Any type of fanwork is welcome so long as it features, or is otherwise inspired by, the Hermit of the day. 2. Tag #hermitaday to have your fanwork reblogged, or submit it directly to the blog (Please note that while we recognize the value of fanworks involving more mature themes, and they can certainly count toward challenge completion if you're keeping track for yourself, content on this blog will be kept "PG-13" so that all may enjoy.). 3. Fanworks for one Hermit posted after the day rolls over to another Hermit's day (per the US Central time zone) will be reblogged in one big queue in June. 4. Traced or stolen work is NOT welcome. If we discover you have posted traced or stolen work, you will be given one chance to delete it and apologize, or you will be blacklisted from the blog. AI-generated/assisted pieces are similarly unwelcome and will not be featured on the blog. 5. We are not interested in seeing captions or tags in which you disparage your art/skills, and will not be reblogging posts where this happens. We're all improving all the time. Be kind to yourselves. 6. Technically not a rule, but we strongly recommend adding alt text or description to all images. Click here to learn more about writing alt text - it's pretty easy!

WHY SHOULD I PARTICIPATE? To show love to every Hermit, from the most to least subscribed, from those who have been on the server from day one to those who only joined this season! And because challenges are fun! And because we are once again out here for a good cause: we're running another fundraiser for Gamers Outreach, featuring art incentives by nine amazing artists. Learn more about our incentives in these posts:

MILESTONE REWARD POST

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WHO’S RUNNING THIS? Hi! My name is Luna! You can use ze/hir, she/her, he/him, or ro/ros/roseself pronouns for me. My main blog is @as-if-unreal. Helping me out this year is the incredible Mod Sky ( @skyspersonalhell ), who uses any pronouns!

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