Everyone Steals Loves Impulse’s Shirts…….at The Detriment To Impulse….

They are such children but also they’re so obviously brothers I mean ashdjjshekddkkw this is so funny to me “go get it” “go get what”

Editing to clarify: they’re not actually brothers but they “may as well be” according to Skizz

Impulse: Skizzy's dead, right? Gem: Skizz are you dead? Skizz: No, I'm alive, I-I got a camera in there, I found a way to live-- Gem: Darn it! (whining) I wanted a picture of your body. Skizz: We-(laughs) Well, I mean we could. That could be arranged, you know. Gem: (giggles)

This clip has it all. hermit on hermit violence. dubiously family-friendly content. a beautiful woman singing. ethoslab is there.

IMPULSE VS JIMMY IN TORTILLA SLAPPING!!!

feat skizz surprising impy with a rouge slap lmao

Okay okay this will not go away so

The Hermits ranking how weird they are right

And Impulse talking about his inverted mouse controls and how Skizz also uses inverted controls because they both played the same war game

Where Impulse was the helicopter pilot

And Skizz was his gunner

And I just.

In a fictional version of Hermitcraft, Impulse the demon soldier of wars long won or lost but either way forgotten going 'you know what, it's nice here, it's calm and fun and beautiful and the chaos is always tempered by love no matter how destructive it gets, I should bring my friend.'

And his friend Skizz- an angel, the opposite of him in every way, an enemy turned ally turned something like brother but the word brother does not and cannot truly encompass what they have become to one another over millennia- says, 'will they want me?'

'Of course they will.'

'I can't create. I never could.'

'That's not what it's about. Come on, come see it. Come be with me where there are no guns. Come fly again.'

And these two old soldiers, one guiding the other into a circle of people who will trust and care and treat him like a person, not a weapon. Who will laugh at his antics and love him just as he is, as Impulse came to love him.

Just fucking. Impulse and Skizz, both with ancient scars, building new things together just like they promised one another they would when everything was dust and blood and this- this is their happy ending, and they share it with people who don't have a clue, and its perfect.

*SIGH* I hate them /silly

Midnight alley :DDDDD

Me and @vesperionnox worked together on October in the Views of Hermitcraft calendar! CHECK IT OUT FOR THE FULL IMAGE AND ALSO JUST CHECK OUT THE CALENDAR ITS INCREDIBLE AND ALSO BOTH THE CALENDARS ON @hotguycalendar LETSGOOOO

+ the other half nox posted :)

awwwwwwwww I love him!!!!!!! hes so cute with the lil smile and the tail and awwww 🥺🥺🥺 he's so happy that skizzley is typing, as he should be :)))

I love the i earring especially! very good, very good <3

(hheheheehe <3 get it? u get it)

i hope you had a good sleep!! Make sure to eat food and drink water <3 <3 <3

Mmmmrphmmrpmrmm impy and skwizzy...

This Side of the Screen fanart for @cannibal-walleye! (I promise i'll draw a full peice one day and not a barely conscious doodle lol)

It's past 3am for me rn but I couldn't get to sleep so quick doodle it is <3 (see what i did there with the heart? Because- because impulse- and skizz- and heart- and and and-)

Quality sucks, and it will still suck if you click the picture, but hey, it will be marginally better!

Gomd nmight.. time to shreep..

so im a little worried im doing this whole ask thing wrong but i just wanna say, your writing is really good and i LOVE how you characterize Impulse and Skizz!!! i just love anxious Impulse so much, LOL

There's no such thing as doing an ask wrong!!! I love all the asks dearly and I keep them for weeks so I can look at them and get inspired :))))

Also yes, anxious Impulse my beloved <<<333 he's so nervous, he needs some hugs and kisses from Skizz imo

Fortunately, I make the rules around here! Unfortunately, I've ruled that he cannot have the hugs or kisses yet >:) good luck out there

hi just wanted to let you know this side of the screen makes me want to rip my eyeballs out and explode/pos never stop writing please

awwww thank you!! you can explode if you want, but I'm pretty sure you need eyeballs to keep reading ;)

It's taking longer than I'd like to get chapter 6 out because of midterms, but hopefully you'll have it tomorrow or the day after :D

In the meantime, sneak peek:

>:)