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captainsealcross

five nights at the grocery store

the blorbos are spinning in the microwave. Transformers, TF2, Star Wars, FNaF, Gravity Falls, TADC, etc

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1 month ago

drake?

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1 month ago

sliding scale of posts about Jesus being a carpenter who was nailed to a cross

Sliding Scale Of Posts About Jesus Being A Carpenter Who Was Nailed To A Cross
Sliding Scale Of Posts About Jesus Being A Carpenter Who Was Nailed To A Cross
Sliding Scale Of Posts About Jesus Being A Carpenter Who Was Nailed To A Cross
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1 month ago

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

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6 months ago
I Colored The Lineart For My First Post (original Pencil Sketch Link Under The Cut) And Oh My Gosh Inking

I colored the lineart for my first post (original pencil sketch link under the cut) and oh my gosh inking the lineart was terrifying. I was so scared of ruining it. I’m very happy with how this turned out

hey look, buddy, i'm gonna be an engineer
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GIDEON GLEEFUL NATION WYA??? Hello tumblr I have recently become a gravity falls enjoyer and this brat has taken over my entire brain, he’s

I was actually scared of ruining the original lineart so i printed out an extremely pale copy of my original sketch and inked over that. This is the only reason i’m jealous of digital artists


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6 months ago
Stan Plays A Good Backing Track For Gideon, It Saves Money So He Doesn’t Have To Pay A Band (what Do

Stan plays a good backing track for Gideon, it saves money so he doesn’t have to pay a band (what do i call this au)

first post and prequel links under the cut bc i’m not sure how to embed links in text yet:

hey look, buddy, i'm gonna be an engineer
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au where stan kidnapped surprised adopted gideon as a toddler seeing how good of a scam it was and how he could profit off of it attempts a
hey look, buddy, i'm gonna be an engineer
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A prequel of sorts to my “gideon is under stan’s exploitation care” au post au where stan kidnapped surprised adopted gideon as a toddler s

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6 months ago
A Prequel Of Sorts To My “gideon Is Under Stan’s Exploitation Care” Au Post
A Prequel Of Sorts To My “gideon Is Under Stan’s Exploitation Care” Au Post

A prequel of sorts to my “gideon is under stan’s exploitation care” au post

hey look, buddy, i'm gonna be an engineer
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au where stan kidnapped surprised adopted gideon as a toddler seeing how good of a scam it was and how he could profit off of it attempts a

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7 months ago
Au Where Stan Kidnapped Surprised Adopted Gideon As A Toddler Seeing How Good Of A Scam It Was And How

au where stan kidnapped surprised adopted gideon as a toddler seeing how good of a scam it was and how he could profit off of it

attempts at explaining my thought processes under the cut

Gideon isn’t misogynistic

I nuked the pompadour to give him more visual differences

Changed gideon’s suit to have elements of Stan’s styling, including the jacket cut, the bolo tie’s amount of tails, and the now visible white cuffs

Strange pseudo father-son dynamic that is still very explosive

Gideon has the amulet, but not the book. As of now, it’s purely an accessory

Gideon quickly becomes makeover buddies with mabel when they show up, but doesn’t quite mesh with dipper


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7 months ago
I Realized That My Characterizations Of The Band Members Are Based Off Of My Already Self Indulgent Fnaf
I Realized That My Characterizations Of The Band Members Are Based Off Of My Already Self Indulgent Fnaf

i realized that my characterizations of the band members are based off of my already self indulgent fnaf au which i haven’t really done much explaining yet for but it’s okay

Welcome to The Perplexing Pizzeria! Owned by the eccentric Mr. Mari, four teens, Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, and Foxy, have been hired on for the summer before their first year of high school. They quickly become friends and start a band together, practicing between busy shifts. Their summer jobs are quickly interrupted when Freddy discovers a locked box in the woods beside the pizzeria. Inside are audio recordings, VHS tapes, and written logs about all the strange happenings in the town. Maybe everything isn’t as it seems, but Freddy and his newfound band know they can face whatever comes… hopefully.

LOREEEE and reference under the cut

The kids aren’t 12, they’re 14 because they need to be old enough to work for someone who isn’t a grunkle

They get room & board and a salary

The box is the fnaf 4 box

Freddy gets his top hat in the 1st episode in the manner Dipper gets his cap

Foxy came with the pirate getup, it’s a special interest for him, although the eyepatch isn’t fake

Chica is a chef, Freddy and Bonnie are waiters, and Foxy is a delivery boy

I took away animal traits because i think that could be some sort of plot point

Freddy is just a nickname, his real name is Frederick

Chica isn’t just boy-crazy, she’s people crazy. She tripled her game and is still pulling zero

I’ve been big into Fonnie/Seabunny since i joined fnaf (cringe) so that’s a thing

Freddy isn’t interested in any romance but he supports his friends and they support him

Mr. Mari’s got a new friend called Lefty (will be drawing soon), but Freddy’s a little suspicious of them. He’ll be watching them, he wonders why they’re so interested in his boss

There’s a rival Mexican restaurant in town, The Bewildering Buffet. Mr. Mari has personal beef with the kid mascot, El Chip

Foxy still hasn’t hit his teen growth spurt yet, but Mr. Mari is also freakishly tall and en pointe in my drawing

Foxy primarily uses prosthetics, but he is also a wheelchair user. His arm prosthetic is a body-powered one, reference below

I Realized That My Characterizations Of The Band Members Are Based Off Of My Already Self Indulgent Fnaf

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captainsealcross
7 months ago
Headcanon That Gideon’s “i’m Just A Humble Tomato Farmer Selling His Wares” Line Was True. He

Headcanon that Gideon’s “i’m just a humble tomato farmer selling his wares” line was true. He grew the tomatoes himself, it was all a premeditated assault on Stan. Selling overpriced home-grown tomatoes by being cute was just a bonus for him.


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7 months ago
I CANT BELIEVE WE WERE ALL CORRECT

I CANT BELIEVE WE WERE ALL CORRECT

Kinger is the wifeguy of all time, every single line shattered me into a million pieces. He was so in love. Father figure with an amazing wife this is a good man. Plus i believe computer scientist x entomologist is an excellent dynamic- they both look for bugs


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7 months ago
HUR HUR HURHUR

HUR HUR HURHUR

Hello FNaF tumblr! I absolutely adore this franchise and it’s one of my oldest fandoms. I’ve always been a big fan of humanizations, so that’s where I’ve taken the direction of drawing their eyes. Pretty obvious who’s who. I submitted this as extra credit for an art class. It was accepted for an extra 100


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7 months ago
Ignore Crunchy Quality I Couldn’t Get The Charcoal To Scan Any Better Without It Being Reflected Into

Ignore crunchy quality i couldn’t get the charcoal to scan any better without it being reflected into the camera but unfortunately the doves are now difficult to see

Hello tf2 tumblr! I’ve been lurking in the fandom since comic 6 dropped and i’ve finally decided to poke my head into the fandom and participate! I was inspired to make this piece after listening to the Archimedes OST which i’m also working on choreography to. I really like the simplicity of the duet between the accordion and the clarinet, but the use of dynamics and rhythm really brings the piece to the next level. I also wanted to challenge myself by doing mixed media (charcoal, ink, paint) because i’m very comfortable doing only pencil sketches


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7 months ago
GIDEON GLEEFUL NATION WYA???

GIDEON GLEEFUL NATION WYA???

Hello tumblr I have recently become a gravity falls enjoyer and this brat has taken over my entire brain, he’s 100% my favorite. I kind of know what happens moderately in s2 but I haven’t had the opportunity to watch it yet and i’m exploding with anticipation


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