So The Alanjeff Was Excellent Yes??? Like An Expensive Meal That Was Worth The Price Yes?

gilbert's rizz is that he has zero rizz. he's a 0 but there's just something about him. you can't fix him, and fucking him will not calm him down, but you're still going to fuck him. this post was written by roderich edelstein

This is so funny and fitting for AlanJeff cause that logic just screams Alan (and it wouldn't be the first time 😂)

Pit Babe keeps acting like they’re doing omegaverse lite “they just have super powers that’s all” but I swear to god they’re going to have someone go into heat and another character is gonna explain it like “He’s overheated. You know, like a car.” And then “I’m gonna fuck him.”

daily motivation for everyone: do it for Louis James Moriarty.

this but it’s antonio and lovino

His thoughts are: "We need at least! two little ones who look like my incredibly beautiful boyfriend running around our house"

This man is having Thoughts™️ lmaoo

Alrighty! I have a few so let's get into it.

1) (I have a post about it but imma write it again) Louis one time had a heart episode so painful he thought he might actually (only fainted though). He didn't tell William the extent of the pain cause that day his brother wasn't with him and he knows that would throw William off/increase his already big fear/concern

I have actually written a fanfic based on that headcanon on AO3, it is called "my most hidden secret". You can check it out if you like ☺️

2) Louis oftentimes likes to joke about not "having" any involvement in the whole scheme. He is like:"they just found me in an orphanage, I don't know what you're talking about🤷‍♂️"

3) regarding languages that they might know

Moriarthree : French

Moran: French and very little Norwegian (learnt a song so he could impress someone, *cough*Louis*cough*that song Loki sang in the series*cough*)

Bond/Irene :Spanish

Patterson: Italian

Sherlock: German

(I haven't thought about the rest 😔)

4) When Albert sleeps, he sometimes makes an angry frown (reason: Who knows?)

5) Sherlock break-dances

6) Louis actually curses more than he lets others believe (entertaining? Worrisome? You choose.)

7)Louis can sing very well. When younger and accompanied by William in the piano, they provided entertainment for guests in the Rockwell mansion (I believe I forget their name but oh well😭)

8) (in the context of a relationship) Moran is very fond of Louis' scar. It is one reason why, when sharing a bed, Moran insists he sleeps on the left side so that when they face each other, he can touch/kiss/caress it

9) Fred brings cats home every two weeks

And that concludes my presentation ✨

What are some of your favorite headcanons for Moriarty the Patriot characters?

Jeff: *is nice*

Alan: *is smitten*

now i know what we're thinking. "awww there was no mpreg in the pitbabe finale :((" right?

WRONG!

look. when winner holds them at gunpoint. north physically moves sonic to stand behind him.

and sure that usually how they do things. but LOOK!

before the race starts, north and sonic go to interview kim. where are sonic’s arms? FOLDED OVER HIS STOMACH?!!!! and we can say maybe that’s just a fluke. EXCEPT!

during the ending kiss. TWO ENTIRE SCENES LATER, he refolds his arms in front of his stomach. he can’t help it.

then he turns to north and says, “i love you.” and you can’t see what north is saying because his head was turned. but i was on set that day and north said,”i love you too. both of you.”

Pit Babe Season 2

trying to be active here again...! And Thomato is the best way to start...! 🍡🧋