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Crescent Cookies 🌙

I’ve been wanting to use some magick since the last time I almost burned down my kitchen so here we go.

Baking or cooking magick is wonderful way for witches in the broom closet to create and discretely practice.

TBH this recipe went haywire so I randomly threw some more stuff in oops.

What you’ll need

For cookies

2-2 1/4 cups of all purpose flour

2 sticks of softened salted butter (add 1/4 a pinch of salt if you don’t have salted butter)

3/4 cups of sugar

2 tablespoons of milk

1/2 cup of chopped almonds

Pinch of Cinnamon

For icing (optional)

3/4 cups of powdered sudar

1 tablespoon of milk

A dash of vanilla extract

Recipe

Beat the butter until fluffy, then add sugar. Best until combined

Add almonds, cinnamon and 2 cups of flour, mix until combined

The mix should be crumbly and not a dough yet. Slowly add milk until dough consistency.

Use the rest of the flour for your hands and break off pieces to form crescent shapes

Place on cookie sheet and cook for 15 minutes.

In another bowl mix together powdered sugar, milk and vanilla extract. Add more powdered sugar or milk for desired consistency.

Allow cookies to cool then dip into frosting while still warm.

Random notes

You can light candles in your kitchen, cleanse your space before cooking or add anything that you find fit.

I left some of these cookies on my alter and brought some to a friends party, this was the first time I successfully baked some I’m pretty proud.

I wish everyone a blessed new year ~

The fae smiled, sharply: “Give me your name, child.”

“Uhhhhh. Stick.”

“What.”

“Does Leaf work better? I’m just kinda looking around this clearing. Look, I’m trans, I haven’t decided on one yet, I’m throwing some spaghetti at the wall, you know how it is.”

now more than ever, it is imperative that you spend time with people you love and doing things that you love. be prepared but please please please don't dwell on things that have yet to happen. you have to have hope for a better future in order to build one. it's gonna be okay. we're gonna make it. i love you.

I love how irrelevant tumblr is. like no celebrities on here, no colleagues or family on here, no one’s famous off tumblr or making money, tbh no ones even updating the site like is there even any staff? who knows? it’s bliss

I will tolerate any treatment.

Like I watch tv sometimes, and I'll put up with anything.

I'll watch an episode of some garbage CW show---

You know, I don't wanna name an actual show so let's just make one up; let's call it "Supernatural."

So I'll watch an episode of "Supernatural" and I'll show up on my couch and I'll go, "Can I have some decent character development and emotion that makes sense, please?"

And they go, "No. It's Buckleming."

And I go, "Okaaay!"

And then I go to the bathroom.

And then I come out of the bathroom and I go, "Any updates?"

And they go "Yeah, we killed off our third main character in the most controversial way possible, and then killed off his apparent love interest two episodes later, while you were scrolling through Tumblr. Because we hate you. Now take this promo pic with Castiel on it and hopeful messages from the cast to make you excited about the finale, go, fetch!"

And I go, "Okaaay!" and I go over to Andrew Dabb and go, "Can I have a decent ending, please?" and he goes "NO!"

And I go, "Okaaay!"

And he goes, "You"re a little Destiel clown, aren't you?"

And I go, "Nooo," and he goes, "SAY IT!" and I go, “I'm a little Destiel clown."

And then I go over to the Supernatural Writers' Room, which is an oxymoron, and I go, "Can I please an actual plot line for this finale instead of just montages?" and they go "No! In fact, we're gonna make this the worst episode since Bugs, and you're gonna be shamed for liking this show for thirty years!"

And I go, "Why are you doing this to me?!"

And they go, "Because we're CW Supernatural, and life is a fucking nightmare!"

Well, tomorrow will be a hell of a day.

- New BuzzFeed Unsolved

- New Mandalorian

- The end of Unus Annus

- Friday the 13th

opposite of depression nap. depression awakeness. refreshing the same three websites over and over. there’s nothing new on any of them. eight seconds have passed and it feels like a century

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