The Holy Trinity

The fae smiled, sharply: “Give me your name, child.”

“Uhhhhh. Stick.”

“What.”

“Does Leaf work better? I’m just kinda looking around this clearing. Look, I’m trans, I haven’t decided on one yet, I’m throwing some spaghetti at the wall, you know how it is.”

FUCKING TRUTH!!!!!

i built my blog on making shitty memes and i'm sure as hell not going to stop

the inarguably best three avatar moments in no particular order

that’s rough buddy

no firelord ozai YOU’RE not wearing any pants

that part where they’re all completely baffled by there being just a regular bear

You’ve been on top streaks lately! You’re dating someone you genuinely love and your luck seems to be out of this world; your coffee is always pre-prepared at your shop despite the owners never taking a liking to you, this new bus driver is always on time and your date has arranged for a meal at the most highly rated restaurant in the world!

One particular day someone who used to be cruel to you runs up to you, tears coating their face and panting “please tell ‘em to lay off it! I’m sorry, so sorry!!”

Turns out your hot new date runs the mafia round here, and everyone who works for him has been making sure your day goes smoothly, whatever it takes.

“You.” The hero pointed at the villain.

“Me? I didn’t… I didn’t kill them.” They scowled at the dead ambassador’s body, sprawled on the wool carpet. “I can’t stand the sight of blood.”

“This was meant to be a dinner where we established peace,” the hero said angrily. 

“Then why don’t we figure this out together, hm? If you’re so inclined to cooperate.” 

Suddenly, the lights went out. Again. Both the hero and the villain stiffened, knowing that somebody else would be dead by the time they turned on. 

nads (aka nadinewarnerr) over on twitter, a palestinian, has called for a strike from june 16th - june 22nd. if you are unable to miss work or school that is ok and if you have any questions about this strike please message nads or jay (aka blythtism) over on twitter/x as i am not the main person who has called the strike just someone hoping to get the word out to more people.

i can’t find words for my anger right now so here’s a collection of thoughts that share the sentiment

iroh, trying to impart some wisdom on his hotheaded nephew: prince zuko, you must pick your battles. pick...pick fewer battles than that. put some battles back. that's too many

zuko, frantically trying to hold onto his armload of battles, with battles falling out of his pockets: NO i need ALL these battles