I Made A Google Sheet/ Website With All Of The Star Trek Shows And Movies With How Long It Would Take

The fae smiled, sharply: “Give me your name, child.”

“Uhhhhh. Stick.”

“What.”

“Does Leaf work better? I’m just kinda looking around this clearing. Look, I’m trans, I haven’t decided on one yet, I’m throwing some spaghetti at the wall, you know how it is.”

‪me, reading about women in Ancient Greece who could devote their entire lives to being a virgin priestess of hallucinogenic honey: god I wish that was me ‬

"there are two sides of war" yeah. of the oppressed and oppressors

When someone asks me how I'm doing

my favorite show is supernatural. it started in 2005 and ended in 2010. i think it’s fun to sometimes speculate on what might’ve happened afterwards, but who knows? it’s a damn shame the show got cancelled after season 5.

The Gaffney Ledger, South Carolina, July 21, 1928

You’ve been on top streaks lately! You’re dating someone you genuinely love and your luck seems to be out of this world; your coffee is always pre-prepared at your shop despite the owners never taking a liking to you, this new bus driver is always on time and your date has arranged for a meal at the most highly rated restaurant in the world!

One particular day someone who used to be cruel to you runs up to you, tears coating their face and panting “please tell ‘em to lay off it! I’m sorry, so sorry!!”

Turns out your hot new date runs the mafia round here, and everyone who works for him has been making sure your day goes smoothly, whatever it takes.

oh you think your life is hard? try being a gay rat living in france who hates your dad and just wants to cook

I love how irrelevant tumblr is. like no celebrities on here, no colleagues or family on here, no one’s famous off tumblr or making money, tbh no ones even updating the site like is there even any staff? who knows? it’s bliss