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So last night I got drunk and played The Sims

Since my post about getting drunk and playing Skyrim seemed to be so popular, I got drunk again last night and played The Sims. I’ll be honest, the whole ordeal felt like trying to catch lightning in a bottle and I really don’t think it holds up to the Skyrim post, and I never really found that funny to begin with. But what the fuck do I know, here’s what happened.

Bo Burnham -- “#Deep ... In My Ass”

Take the title of the last song you heard and add "in my ass"

I guess he’s not waking up.

President Obama: “We know it is Black History Month when you hear somebody say, ‘Heyyyy, Michelle! Giiiirrrrrlllll you look so good!”

Cat gets comfortable on a husky bed.[video]

An artist's impression of the record-breakingly powerful, super luminous supernova called ASASSN-15lh as it would appear from an exoplanet located about 10,000 light years away in the host galaxy of the supernova. Read more: http://www.forbes.com/sites/bridaineparnell/2016/01/15/superluminous_supernova/#32c48e4d7e4a5cf96a8d7e4a